Danny Wallace @dannywallace
Coming to London, Nottingham, Brighton, Bath and Hay soon https://t.co/hlXpS3nTiE Bloomsbury Theatre - May 13th https://t.co/nuJYKcqKAs lnk.to/SomebodyToldMe… United Kingdom Joined January 2009-
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Now that’s a beautiful slice of Britain and what a bloody delivery 😊
To celebrate the release of @dannywallace's Somebody Told Me, we're giving away a 3-month Pizza Lover’s membership, a framed ‘Eye of Danny’ print, and a signed copy! Enter here: bit.ly/3UAvvDt
Firecracker chicken from a motorway services. THIS is dangerous living.
Do you own a debobbler? Also, how I responded to a very unusual request that may not have been meant for me. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/dan…
Sorry, they called Sadiq Khan what?
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I'm so sorry for misunderstanding the whole N U D E S in B I O thing. I mistakenly thought it was a fun challenge, like the Ice Bucket thing or whatever. I promise to do better and am co-operating with the police.
After his journeys down the rabbit holes of conspiracy theories, trolls and outright lies, @dannywallace is hitting the road to share some of his strangest stories with appearances at @BrightonWstones @WaterstonesNG & @Waterstones262. Get tickets here: bit.ly/3UejL7Z
'Late Afternoon, Spitalfields' (2012) by Marc Gooderham marcgooderham.co.uk
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@dannywallace Copy ordered for next week, looking forward to receiving my first sacred text from TGL
@dannywallace My research says this book should be good, am I doing conspiracy theories right?!
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Now that’s a beautiful slice of Britain and what a bloody delivery 😊
Mark Lawrenson would never be allowed to do a set on Live at the Apollo. We all know why.....🤐🤐🤐🤐
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@dannywallace This is why women live longer than men. 😆
@dannywallace Keeping an eye out for the follow up post.
@dannywallace My dear old mum bought me a debobbler for Christmas in 1979 when I was a 15 year old Punk and wore nothing but leather. She also bought me a set of jump leads (I had no car) and a set of snow shoes 2 sizes too small.
@implausibleblog Listening to Nancy, I felt the huge difference between her, Johnson and Truss; to even compare them is doing NP a huge disservice. What a stark difference
@dannywallace Recently bought a wireless debobbler. Best gadget ever!
@dannywallace Downloaded and listening to the great leader now as instructed.
Something a bit different for me tonight, a trip to @southbankcentre to see a talk! @mariannaspring and @dannywallace talking about social media and disinformation! Among The Trolls and Somebody Told Me available in all good book outlets!
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@HarrietHarman @UKLabour Please don't do this. He's been a Tory MP for 14 years. We all know why he's switched sides.