Ed Byrne @MrEdByrne
Stand up comedian except when on panel shows. Then, sit down comedian. edbyrne.com In my skin Joined October 2009-
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Tonight’s #preshowpint is a Bodriggy “Cosmic Microwave” Hazy IPA in Can You Keep a Secret, Brisbane
Thank you Sydney. You were heaps of fun. Next stop: Brisbane!
Final #preshowpint in Sydney is a schooner of @stoneandwood Pacific Ale with my favourite new person, Elf Lyons in Bank, Newtown
Tonight’s #preshowpint is schooner of Bridge Rd. “Hazy Harvest” Wet Hop IPA in Mixtape, Sydney in the company of one @lukeheggie
Ahead of tonight’s festival gala a @Enmore_Theatre my #preshowschooner is a Philter XPA in The Cricketers Arms, Sydney
Thank you Melbourne. You were heaps of fun. Next stop: Sydney.
2 more shows left of the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Hanging with Gatesy of @TripodActual and Port Talbot’s finest: Lloyd Langford in Waxflower, Brunswick.
★★★★★ The Irish comic proves that no subject is too dark for humour... if you approach it right. @MrEdByrne, Tragedy Plus Time will be performed at @MalthouseMelb until Sunday 21 April 2024 as part of @micomfestival: #MICF #review #whatsonmelbourne vist.ly/w24b
Saw this show in Hobart. It’s hilarious
Saw this show in Hobart. It’s hilarious
A bunch of Melbourne Festival reviews here including a four star for yours truly. theage.com.au/culture/comedy…
saw @MrEdByrne's comedy festival show on the weekend and I can't stop thinking about it, 10/10 would recommend (but maybe exercise caution if you've had a family member die recently)
A new peak for this account
Video: Ed Byrne on fatherhood – at the 2024 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. chortl.es/3Twgxws
Today’s #preshowpint is a @balterbrewers XPA in @BearBrassBar, Melbourne. This will be the first of many Melbourne based drinks as my run at Melbourne International Comedy Festival kicks off tonight.
In episode 9 of Control the Airwaves @MrEdByrne joins @TheNickHelm and @natmetcalfe in the clubhouse treehouse to pick his perfect night of TV. Produced by @producer_nat and the JC3000. Tell your friends! pod.fo/e/22b0cd
Tonight’s #preshowpint is a @foxfridaybrew “Chameleon” Hazy Pale Ale in Fox Friday, Hobart, Tasmania
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the best acting ive ever seen is when the guy says "ass to ass" in requiem for a dream. you really believe in that moment that he wants to see ass to ass
@MrEdByrne Great fun last night in Chatswood Can’t recommend highly enough ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😉
I just called to say I love you But you were out So my love is with a neighbour or in your designated safe place Stevie Amazon
@MrEdByrne @lukeheggie Was a fantastic and hilarious show! Come back soon!
@MrEdByrne @lukeheggie You’re keeping some rough company there, Ed!
Really gotta stop watching horror movies And putting hats on banisters
In ancestral times, I'd have been a lookout guy for the sleeping tribe, and recharged in a place with some light, probably. No idea, but I've always been a night person. This is my main excuse for daytime executive dysfunction.
We don’t deserve great actors. Look what we do to them, years after their retirement, at the age of ninety-fucking-four. Gene Hackman is a legend.
Gene Hackman, 94, spotted in new photos wearing nearly identical outfit from weeks earlier trib.al/xwU4pKY
I had a cousin who tried to make Blazing Saddles today and they killed him
Reading Adam Bloom's book on stand-up and it's great but I wonder if I should worry that I found the example he gives of a disjointed routine that probably won't work incredibly funny. I think I would really enjoy this imaginary comedian.
Despite it all, I’m still interested in subjecting my heart to the wonders of love, romance, companionship, earthly and spiritual desires, and dare I say, community…
@KellieECook1 @MrEdByrne "Am I invisible in this jacket?" 😂
It's lovely of John Lennon airport to have a statue of @MrEdByrne. I guess he must use it a lot? I dunno.
@MrEdByrne Phew, life is tough for single parentheses
@MrEdByrne That's it. I'm unfollowing you. I can accept a lot of things, but not bracket neglect. We're done, Byrne.
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@MrEdByrne @balterbrewers @BearBrassBar It’s pissing it down in England I bet it’s warm over there too 😩 and the beer is better I bet …
@MrEdByrne @balterbrewers @BearBrassBar enjoy Melbourne Ed, good luck with your shows and enjoy a beer or threee here and there (always a great time of year in Melbourne)
Why have you hidden the ground? I ask my wise old friends, the clouds. We'll never tell! The clouds rebut playfully. As I smile at their mischief, they whisper that they did so on a lark.
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