Guy Montgomery @guy_mont
2024 tour of Australia and Aotearoa on sale right now! guymontgomery.co.nz Joined June 2009-
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I’m in the newspaper today! Sadly failing to give any practical advice on how to be funny thepost.co.nz/culture/350253…
How does your life change after going on The Traitors?
My special is streaming LIVE NOW youtu.be/I2HZrU_O5Fw?fe…
two GREAT streams on your way this week, both from beautiful, scenic Fortress Melbourne! @guy_mont comes on the stream to go thorough fiverr with me, then I delve back into the content mines solo for more GTA 4 but every car goes mind-meltingly fast
That's the spirit!
Melbourne I am having the craziest time! Please come and watch me do my own version of stand up comedy comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/ove…
Tonight! If you live in Melbourne you should get out and see a live show but if you live anywhere else, I am hosting an incredible line up on the Opening Night Comedy Allstars Supershow at 9 o'clock on @ABCTV
i started listening to Worst Idea of All Time Podcast when @paulscheer recommended it ten years ago. instant fan of @Tim_Batt and @guy_mont. they’re rereleasing S1 this year and it’s absolutely wild what a descent into madness this unsupervised psychological experiment was.
They made a prequel to the movies!? No thanks
They made a prequel to the movies!? No thanks
TELL YOUR NZ MATES! New episodes of Hard Quiz air Monday nights on TVNZ 1 and streaming on TVNZ+. tvnz.co.nz/shows/hard-quiz
Hello I don’t know if many people on my X are in Adelaide but if you’d like to come to a show I’m doing of new jokes and joke-like phrases, you can: trybooking.com/events/landing…
We had @guy_mont on episode 1645 ‘Billionaire Misses Point Of ‘Titanic’, American Youth NOT Happy????’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… @milesofgray @jack_obrien
There's no way to prepare you for what this sounds like, I can only insist that it's one of the greatest things I've ever heard.
There's no way to prepare you for what this sounds like, I can only insist that it's one of the greatest things I've ever heard.
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There’s something really really funny about the project host asking for the baby to leave for being disruptive during the interview and then going right back to empathising with the mother about being asked to take her baby out during a comedy show for being disruptive.
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Nothing, and I mean nothing, will prepare for you what Amanda says at the end.
@guy_mont me and my partner have been binging Guy Mont Spelling Bee (terrific) and every time a contestant doesn't ask for a definition or sentence I mourn the lost joke. Will you ever release a dictionary or something like that?
@davidfarrier @BexGraham this is also very similar to how David asks me to interact with him as boss of Webworm
I was having dinner and could sense someone was filming me, and my instinct was correct
Thoroughly enjoyed three 5 star superstars at @micomfestival tonight: Show 13 @danwalkercomedy ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Show 14 @lauradaviscomic ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Show 15 @guy_mont ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Don't miss any of these shows! They will change your life...
How does your life change after going on The Traitors?
two GREAT streams on your way this week, both from beautiful, scenic Fortress Melbourne! @guy_mont comes on the stream to go thorough fiverr with me, then I delve back into the content mines solo for more GTA 4 but every car goes mind-meltingly fast
I’ve seen @guy_mont most years at MICF, since he debuted in a room at the forum used to store carpet for 11 months of the year, aptly titled the Carpet Room, and this year’s show is so fucking good. A pleasure to have come along on the ride, not like these other coattail mfs
Last night I opened one of my sets with how do the holes keep in the piss and shit when were asleep and let me tell u everyone just stared at me dead silent
Bagging areas in Australian supermarkets are a challenge.
never gets old
Dan Stevens is just the best. We need to figure out why he’s not the biggest star of his generation because the dude has it all. He’s movie star handsome AND a big fucking weirdo, which is such a winning combination.
It’s not fascism unless it comes from the Fascist region of Germany. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling militarized police state with a leader doing genocide.
Don’t ever cross us.
today was a genuine first in my comedy career, my show was so sold out that they went and got an extra chair from another room for one man. i sold 53 tickets in a 52 seat venue. i have conquered the very concept of counting itself. numbers are not real, i cannot be stopped.
This captures one of my favorite - and totally underrated (I mean, we only did it this once in season 7?) - aspects of Simpsons family relationships... The fact that Bart thinks Homer is truly funny. I love that.
"Hi, everyone. If I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker." #TheSimpsons #PublicSpeaking
My MICF kicks off this Saturday with the first of four DYKWIA'S and the line ups are brilliant. This Saturday @danwalkercomedy @ihatejoelkim Chris Parker and Lara Ricote join me. Get a ticket at joshearl.com.au/gigs and come along
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