Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy
Winner: Best Comedy at British Podcast Awards 2017 & 2018. For those involved or interested in the production of beef animals & dairy herds. By @benpartridge. beefanddairynetwork.com Joined September 2015-
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New episode out today! Featuring the actor @TedDanson 🤯, the actor @MrDavidReed 🦷, the actor @SueHarrison123 🎧, the actor @NatashaHodgson 🤪, the actor @markturetsky 🎙️ and the actor @LinneaSage 🐭. The loaves must be made. maximumfun.org/episodes/beef-…
I don't know why The Actor Ted Danson appearing on @beefanddairy feels like a major cultural event. It simply does.
The man behind Eli Roberts, @MikeBubbins, has his own brilliant sitcom on the BBC. On TV tonight and the whole series is on BBC iPlayer now. Think about what Eli will do if he finds out that you haven't watched it.
The man behind Eli Roberts, @MikeBubbins, has his own brilliant sitcom on the BBC. On TV tonight and the whole series is on BBC iPlayer now. Think about what Eli will do if he finds out that you haven't watched it.
Glenjamin ?! @beefanddairy
Every day we thank Malcolm that Liz Truss is no longer Prime Minister.
Every day we thank Malcolm that Liz Truss is no longer Prime Minister.
It's the last day of the @MaxFunHQ Max Fun Drive and we just want to say a huge huge thank you to everyone who has signed up to support us at maximumfun.org/join. You keep the lights on here in Aylesbury and we couldn't do it without you. You are the Kenny to our Yvonne.
Doing an Ask Me Anything over on the @beefanddairy Reddit: reddit.com/r/beefanddairy…
Thanks to everyone who watched the stream with Professor James Harcombe (@MikeShephard) last night. We all learned so much. @MaxFunHQ
Streaming now on twitch.tv/benjaminpartri…. Attempting to a write a song for tonight's @beefanddairy Ask A Historian stream.
My colleague Professor James Harcombe will be lending his expertise to the brilliant people at @beefanddairy LIVE! TONIGHT!
My colleague Professor James Harcombe will be lending his expertise to the brilliant people at @beefanddairy LIVE! TONIGHT!
Thanks to everyone who watched the stream with Bob Trescothick (@mrmikewozniak) last night. Streaming again tonight at 8pm (UK time) with Professor James Harcombe (@MikeShephard) at twitch.tv/benjaminpartri… @MaxFunHQ
If you'd like to submit questions to bovine arse vet Bob Trescothick ahead of tonight's livestream ASK A VET session, send them to [email protected].
If you'd like to submit questions to bovine arse vet Bob Trescothick ahead of tonight's livestream ASK A VET session, send them to [email protected].
LIVESTREAMS FOR the @MaxFunHQ MAXFUNDRIVE: Tuesday Mar 26th - 8pm (UK time) - ASK A VET with Bob Trescothick (@mrmikewozniak) Wednesday Mar 27th - 8pm (UK time) - ASK A HISTORIAN with Professor James Harcombe (@MikeShephard) Watch here: twitch.tv/benjaminpartri…
New episode out today! It's a Beef Call update! Featuring: @sammytdobson as Sandra 👩 @atomcrowley as King Penagor of the Lowland Folk 👑 @mmaarrow as the Black Witch of Gimbador 🧙♀️ @maxwdavis as James 👨🏻🦱 @mrmikewozniak as Derek Fingle 🥋 maximumfun.org/episodes/beef-…
Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge
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Still can’t get over this! I feel so lucky to have been in this iconic episode with TED DANSON 🤯
New episode out today! Featuring the actor @TedDanson 🤯, the actor @MrDavidReed 🦷, the actor @SueHarrison123 🎧, the actor @NatashaHodgson 🤪, the actor @markturetsky 🎙️ and the actor @LinneaSage 🐭. The loaves must be made. maximumfun.org/episodes/beef-…
This is very excellent and genuinely, actually, really contains a fully fledged, unabridged, nose to tail Ted Danson.
New episode out today! Featuring the actor @TedDanson 🤯, the actor @MrDavidReed 🦷, the actor @SueHarrison123 🎧, the actor @NatashaHodgson 🤪, the actor @markturetsky 🎙️ and the actor @LinneaSage 🐭. The loaves must be made. maximumfun.org/episodes/beef-…
@beefanddairy @MikeShephard Was so much fun I've been brainwashed (horsewashed?) into sending you money every month
@MikeShephard @beefanddairy Big thanks to the Prof - so informative! And hugely entertaining
See if you can identify my contributions to this amazing stream intro song: twitch.tv/videos/2103203… Thanks @beefanddairy for a great time!
@benpartridge @beefanddairy Loved it. Anything that mentions Aurochs and cattle domestication in song format is going to be a win for me.
@beefanddairy @MikeShephard Great to hear Billy whizz Bang's achievements being celebrated. I never knew about Bovine Beethoven, what an educational night! #cockneydanson #richbeefsausages #historyhorsewashing
Bap it. @beefanddairy @MaxFunHQ #maxfundrive
@beefanddairy @cody_dahler @TNeenan @LinneaSage i had the pleasure of meeting nicholas on a dive in the coral reefs on plymouth several months ago. we were the only two that came back from that one, such good memories!!
@aj_405 @beefanddairy @cody_dahler @TNeenan @LinneaSage I'll never look at the movie Avatar the same way again. Mostly because I've gone blind in one eye from eating 100 year old tinned beef infested with deep sea crabs. Worth it for the beef though.
@beefanddairy I can tell this image has been doctored. The real Bimpsy's fingers are innumerable and impossibly long. They drive the mind to distraction and eventually, madness.
Heartening to hear the good people at BSF (Bouef Sans Frontières) are there for beef entrepreneurs in need @beefanddairy
@beefanddairy My cousin Steve was trampled by a horse when its jousting livery came loose and got tangled in its fetlocks. He would have survived the trampling too if the paramedics had been able to cut through the thick layer of chainmail. Miss you, Steve: always LARPing in my heart.
@beefanddairy think I saw you driving around Lancashire today? Nice wheels by the way.
@beefanddairy After my second near-fatal goring by a makeshift forklift bull I began to have doubts that I was really, in fact, in Wyoming at all. But I later graduated and am now manager of an industrial dairy unit in Suffolk with over 5,000 cattle. No regrets. Thank you Chad and Brad.
@beefanddairy Very satisfied. My MPhil in Bovine Ethical Relativism taught me the most important lesson of all: the correct pronunciation of ‘gif’ – g as in ‘tough’ i as in ‘niece’ f as in ‘gif’
@beefanddairy I remain in contact with Brad and Chad to this day, albeit not by choice
@beefanddairy The college experience was poor but the stunning location more than made up for it. I’d stare out across Wyoming’s famous Lake Michigan from the SkyDeck of Wyoming’s Willis Tower before taking in a Wyoming Cubs game at Wyoming’s Wrigley Field.
@beefanddairy It was a little wetter than I anticipated, and I didn't enjoy the smell of metal, Doritos and petrol that came from the farm (?) next door. But apparently Wyoming is just like that. Anyway, I kept most of my fingers and one of my kidneys, so I can't complain.
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