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Home of the Statsbots who have one mission - to bring you useless facts about @beansaladpod. Frequency and accuracy cannot be guaranteed. Unofficial. Bremen, Germany Joined June 2022-
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Here’s to the next 100 episodes @beansaladpod 🥂 (All artwork by @HenryPaker)
Bumper crop here - the longest standard episode so far!
Bumper crop here - the longest standard episode so far!
Attention @beansaladpod listeners. There is now a burgeoning "Pompidou Centre" section of the #ThreeBeanSaladPod wiki meta topics. Such as a list of Henry's various jobs: threebeansalad.wiki/en/henrys-jobs If there are any other meta pages you'd like to see, let me know!
youtu.be/3D9oWDbqc1w?si… Exceptional stuff here 👏
Any comedy fans in the Exeter area should know about exetercomedyfestival.com which is happening on June 7th and 8th! So many cool shows to see!
Mike queries why Henry brings pubes up in this week's episode "Tough Guys". However, Mike is the first Bean to mention pubes (at 9.15 in the first ever episode Posters). Statsbot 5192 has been keeping this pube stat safe for a while, waiting for the right moment. #Threebeansalad
In this week's episode, we talk about some artwork sent in by Gracie from Pontypridd. Here it is! Diolch Gracie!
The first award for Three Bean Salad! The statsbots still can't get past the "are you a robot?" tests on websites, so thanks to all the humans who voted. Congrats to the Beans 🎉
The first award for Three Bean Salad! The statsbots still can't get past the "are you a robot?" tests on websites, so thanks to all the humans who voted. Congrats to the Beans 🎉
The first Chortle Award nomination for @beansaladpod!
The first Chortle Award nomination for @beansaladpod!
I’m Gonna Jazz Everywhere
"Architecture" is exactly 1 hour long (on ad-free Patreon timings at least). The closest the Beans have got to this previously is "Biscuits" (1 hr 8 seconds).
"Architecture" is exactly 1 hour long (on ad-free Patreon timings at least). The closest the Beans have got to this previously is "Biscuits" (1 hr 8 seconds).
Here’s the new film Sleepyman! Stars @mrmikewozniak & #WillAdamsdale, based on the short story by @quantick #SleepymanFilm vimeo.com/meatbingo/slee…
Good Morning! Keep your eyes peeled for the online release of @MeatBingo 's #Sleepyman, starring Mike Wozniak, TODAY!
The Statsbots are crunching the numbers, but our hypothesis is that this episode mentions piss more than any other.
The Statsbots are crunching the numbers, but our hypothesis is that this episode mentions piss more than any other.
The first @beansaladpod Live! date sold out, so here's another. Tickets sold out in just over 24 hours for the last one, and we won't be adding another so this is your last chance buddy! TICKETS: machcomedyfest.co.uk
10 days into Machvent and we've got something a bit different today - it's ... THREE BEAN SALAD! Let Benjamin Partridge, Henry Paker and Mike Wozniak ease the stress away with lukewarm banter on a topic chosen by the audience. TICKETS: machcomedyfest.co.uk
Gigs for gig-goers! "Zusa" mini extension tour thing with recordings at the end for an audio album happening in Feb/March so as you know. Dates below. All tickets available right here (via a click or two): littlewander.co.uk/show/mike-wozn…
Hullo! A mini tour extension of Zusa is afoot early next year. Tickets for London (where we're recording it for a little audio album doncha know oooooh!) available today at High Noon, tickets for Newbury available tomorrow, all the rest available NOW! littlewander.co.uk/show/mike-wozn…
No Context Three Bean.. @ncntxt3bnsalad
3K Followers 5 Following OOC @beansaladpod quotes. I am not affiliated with Sperbs, I promise. May Plain Susan's beak rend me in two if I speak false. Context available upon request.
Henry Paker @HenryPaker
10K Followers 2K Following Comedian, writer, cartoonist. One bean of @beansaladpod INSTA henrypaker Voice rep: https://t.co/ks9Ku9FuCz
Wozniak Time @Wozniophile
2K Followers 2K Following Tick Tock, It's Wozniak O'Clock. A devotee with chutzpah celebrates #MikeWozniak #ManDown #Taskmaster #StElwicks #ThreeBeanSaladPodcast #BeefAndDairyNetwork
Elis James @elisjames
126K Followers 2K Following I present Friday 2-4pm with @nomadicrevery on BBC Radio 5 Live. Rep by Sara Ray at M&C Saatchi. Luxury player, doesn’t track back. Tocyn oes ar y trên grefi.
Greg Jenner @greg_jenner
141K Followers 11K Following Public Historian FRHistS 🎙Host & creator of #YoureDeadToMe on @bbcsounds 📖Author of 5 books 📺 Series 1-8 BBCHorribleHistories ⚽️ Spurs #COYS
Purple Strawberry �.. @purplestrawbs1
440 Followers 819 Following Creator of wonky (seditious?) embroidery. Sean Bean lounge bingo caller.
Kelly Vivanco @verpabunny
3K Followers 293 Following I paint! I draw (silly things)! Liker of laughs. @verpabunny on Instagram & Threads. @kellyvivanco on Bluesky .
Three Bean Daily @ThreeBeanDaily
700 Followers 33 Following Random beany thoughts from a very beany brain. Life and Three Bean Salad podcast. 🫘🦀🔔
Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm
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191 Followers 2K Following
David Jeka @NegaJeka
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Lee Jones @LeeberJones
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52 Followers 279 Following
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SABP @sounds_a_bit
59 Followers 545 Following
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1 Followers 10 Following
Ed Hookway @DrEdHookway
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~ @relishnomad
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22 Followers 130 Following most of the time following a few 🇬🇧 comedy podcasts and comedians.
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22 Followers 341 Following
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22 Followers 232 Following
Matt @Matt_Atkins_
2 Followers 51 Following
Michael Scott @Michael16919283
136 Followers 396 Following
Moray Binfield @Mozasaurus
744 Followers 5K Following
Jamie Hill @Jamie__Hill
16 Followers 278 Following
[email protected].. @samthodun
2 Followers 12 Following
Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge
20K Followers 3K Following Comedy writer and podcaster. Behind the @beefanddairy podcast. One bean of @beansaladpod. (he/him)
Three Bean Salad Podc.. @beansaladpod
13K Followers 7 Following From @mrmikewozniak @henrypaker & @benpartridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listeners. [email protected]
No Context Three Bean.. @ncntxt3bnsalad
3K Followers 5 Following OOC @beansaladpod quotes. I am not affiliated with Sperbs, I promise. May Plain Susan's beak rend me in two if I speak false. Context available upon request.
Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy
15K Followers 8K Following Winner: Best Comedy at British Podcast Awards 2017 & 2018. For those involved or interested in the production of beef animals & dairy herds. By @benpartridge.
Henry Paker @HenryPaker
10K Followers 2K Following Comedian, writer, cartoonist. One bean of @beansaladpod INSTA henrypaker Voice rep: https://t.co/ks9Ku9FuCz
Mike Wozniak @mrmikewozniak
90K Followers 2K Following Showbusinessman. The Malcolm Durridge behind @StElwicksNews. One bean of @beansaladpod.
Wozniak Time @Wozniophile
2K Followers 2K Following Tick Tock, It's Wozniak O'Clock. A devotee with chutzpah celebrates #MikeWozniak #ManDown #Taskmaster #StElwicks #ThreeBeanSaladPodcast #BeefAndDairyNetwork
Elis James @elisjames
126K Followers 2K Following I present Friday 2-4pm with @nomadicrevery on BBC Radio 5 Live. Rep by Sara Ray at M&C Saatchi. Luxury player, doesn’t track back. Tocyn oes ar y trên grefi.
Greg Jenner @greg_jenner
141K Followers 11K Following Public Historian FRHistS 🎙Host & creator of #YoureDeadToMe on @bbcsounds 📖Author of 5 books 📺 Series 1-8 BBCHorribleHistories ⚽️ Spurs #COYS
Purple Strawberry �.. @purplestrawbs1
440 Followers 819 Following Creator of wonky (seditious?) embroidery. Sean Bean lounge bingo caller.
Kelly Vivanco @verpabunny
3K Followers 293 Following I paint! I draw (silly things)! Liker of laughs. @verpabunny on Instagram & Threads. @kellyvivanco on Bluesky .
Three Bean Daily @ThreeBeanDaily
700 Followers 33 Following Random beany thoughts from a very beany brain. Life and Three Bean Salad podcast. 🫘🦀🔔
Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm
86K Followers 909 Following A Beginner’s Guide To Breaking And Entering OUT NOW - also @privateeyenews writer, @NoSuchThing -er, lush. Agents: RCW (lit) and The Agency (showbizz).
Rebecca @beca_rosebourne
599 Followers 4K Following
Ed Hookway @DrEdHookway
103 Followers 355 Following Histopathology registrar in London. FRCPath. PhD in sarcoma epigenetics. Interested in the molecular pathology of bone, soft tissue and blood cancer. PGY15
Moray Binfield @Mozasaurus
744 Followers 5K Following
Rich Powell @DrRichPowell
61 Followers 331 Following Consultant Nephrologist │ @ExeterChiefs rugby supporter │ Allotmenteer 🌽 │
adrian mark @adriancpmark
297 Followers 5K Following
Jen O'Neill @SheKicksdotnet
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Claire Beeton @clairebeeton72
4 Followers 35 Following
David McCalla @FunkyMcDunkie
17 Followers 29 Following
Adam Routledge @adam_routledge
163 Followers 1K Following mountain biker and sandwich advocate, Occasional writer/editor for https://t.co/tXoVbu99lj.
it's a-me, Dave. @DMussett
310 Followers 728 Following Englishman in Kilkenny. Eater of (fewer) cheeses, wannabe Man From Del Monte. Dad bod & jokes/Joke of a dad bod.
Relish Hendy aka 💙.. @relish_hendy
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Oh No What A Context .. @Quotes_Of_Yore
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@threebeanstats silver dream machine, silver bean machine youtu.be/gfPRv5CGaa4?si…
The podcast we mention in this episode is @CrushedbyMCS. Big yaysay from us.
Two excellent live shows from @beansaladpod this evening, and catching up with some lovely Beanists too. What a treat. Thank you Beans! @A_Lovely_Time
Had an amazing time at the @beansaladpod live show! However I do have to whistleblow that Henry packer admitted to taking his shoes off in the cinema, and thus should be summarily exiled.
"I'm drawing myself drawing myself aaa" @HenryPaker discovers a new skill at the excellent @beansaladpod live show in Manchester.
Realising that they removed a lot of Nick Mohammed’s reflections in this series of Taskmaster because he’s dressed as a vampire :) this show :) it is my everything :)
I’m so gutted about what’s happened to Twitter. I’ve been doing my best to keep using it for pleasure & work, but I’m losing the will - it used to be so important to me, and now I feel like I’m just wading through trash 😔
@threebeanstats @beansaladpod Thing is really good green olives are better than the best black olives, but the average supermarket black olive is better than the average supermarket green olive
@threebeanstats @beansaladpod I'm going to have to do a taste test and find out...
@threebeanstats @beansaladpod Option 4: mixed ‘n’ marinated with bits of garlic, peppercorns, etc, from Pizza Express while they’re firing up the pizza oven. And keep ‘em coming, thank you.
In case anyone was worried that we'd lost our edge, we've done a whole episode about olives.
Olives: the beans of the trees. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/thr…
Olives: the beans of the trees. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/thr…
@mrmikewozniak Pam is such a philistine. Adorable, but philistine.
An essential element for any ear buffet.
Olives: the beans of the trees. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/thr…
joe lycett is a modern-day trickster god <3
@LouRobb Everything! Will catch up now as I unpack boxes
Happy to hear my fave podcasting cineastes sharing this view on today’s Beans. Yes, thank you for asking, I did scroll 8 months down my Profile to find this old unloved tweet, what of it?
Surname: cool sci-fi hero / First name: mid-range French bakery-cafe or a shoe salesman from East Dulwich. #Dune2 #PaulAtreides
@threebeanstats Thank you for your service! 🫡
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