No Context Three Bean Salad 🏴☠️ @ncntxt3bnsalad
OOC @beansaladpod quotes. I am not affiliated with Sperbs, I promise. May Plain Susan's beak rend me in two if I speak false. Context available upon request. instagram.com/nocontextthree… Exeter, England Joined June 2021-
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“Imagine an edible trestle table - shrink it down to the size of a biscuit - then spread some Nutella on it - and then sandwich it with another similar biscuit on the other side.”
Henry: “Can you picture that biscuit Mike?” Mike. “Yep!”
"These smelly rubbers are tearing us apart!"
“A brace of biros for Sir?”
Mike: “The child will come home from school, full of the joys of Spring, because they have been awarded their Pen License.” Pam : *barks* Henry: “Yeah, you’re damn right Pam, it’s absolute bullshit!”
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Bumper crop here - the longest standard episode so far!
Bumper crop here - the longest standard episode so far!
@beansaladpod Will a bumper crop of well fertilized banter will hold us until June's harvest? Time will tell. Penciled-in show notes:
Episode 💯🥳 Congratulations @beansaladpod 🖤
Episode 💯🥳 Congratulations @beansaladpod 🖤
“I don’t even know how many eyes you guys have got.”
“I suppose it is possible that, I have, while setting myself up for today’s podcast that I have died?”
Anyone want a spare ticket to @beansaladpod 7pm show in Manchester on Wednesday. Partner has evolved to crab earlier than expected so can no longer manage the train journey #RingTheCrabBell
Henry: “Porridge Sven of the Svens of Hamstead, yeah. And it was Porridge Sven, it wasn’t his brother Barley Sven, and it wasn’t, um Weetabix.” Mike: “Or Cousin Gruel.” Henry: “Neither was it his sister, Actually I’m Just Going To Have Some Marmalade On Toast Thanks. Sven.”
Attention @beansaladpod listeners. There is now a burgeoning "Pompidou Centre" section of the #ThreeBeanSaladPod wiki meta topics. Such as a list of Henry's various jobs: threebeansalad.wiki/en/henrys-jobs If there are any other meta pages you'd like to see, let me know!
Ben: “But I said “No no no no no, as we rush from the car park to the cinema, I will read the first third of the Wikipedia plot summary at you!”” Mike: “Oh, what a splendid way to enjoy cinema!”
“That’s the ingredients for a great evening in, isn’t it? A couple of herbs, couple of girls, and time.”
“Welcome to Behind the Heroin Lyrics, with Henry Smacker.”
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@ncntxt3bnsalad I had to replay this bit several times, it was so funny! 🤣
@ncntxt3bnsalad @threebeanstats @beansaladpod @HenryPaker Congrats to you three! Kept me vaguely sane and laughing out loud. Thank you!
@ncntxt3bnsalad @beansaladpod @HenryPaker I was listening to music while looking at this gif, and I have to say it's a somewhat odd music video for Power and Control by Marina, but it kind of works.
@ncntxt3bnsalad I am loving the recent Pam contributions. It is going to be a tough decision, sack one of the others or rename to 4 bean salad....
Bumper crop here - the longest standard episode so far!
Free-range beans: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/thr…
The podcast we mention in this episode is @CrushedbyMCS. Big yaysay from us.
Free-range beans: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/thr…
@beansaladpod Will a bumper crop of well fertilized banter will hold us until June's harvest? Time will tell. Penciled-in show notes:
Anyone want a spare ticket to @beansaladpod 7pm show in Manchester on Wednesday. Partner has evolved to crab earlier than expected so can no longer manage the train journey #RingTheCrabBell
Attention @beansaladpod listeners. There is now a burgeoning "Pompidou Centre" section of the #ThreeBeanSaladPod wiki meta topics. Such as a list of Henry's various jobs: threebeansalad.wiki/en/henrys-jobs If there are any other meta pages you'd like to see, let me know!
@threebeanstats @ncntxt3bnsalad The soundtrack of our lives.
youtu.be/3D9oWDbqc1w?si… Exceptional stuff here 👏
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Today's train drawing. (I was listening to @beansaladpod )
@beansaladpod Hints of emotional herbs and Ribena, a perfect pairing with a fine service station sausage. Show notes:
For the boenophiles: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/thr…
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