Dangermaus @Dangermaus2020
in the habit of shouting into the darkness. Allegedly Berkshires 7th most popular shitposter erewhon Joined June 2017-
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Steve Wright thing a bit weird. can't honestly say I was a fan, but its been in the background for 40 years. making lovely wife a cup of tea on Sunday without love songs in the background will be different. and the outpouring makes me wonder if I am wrong.
never having felt so old as I do having had a child explain her white hot incandescent rage over a fake picture of her favourite singer engaged in congress with a sesame street character. I swear to god she would have killed me in a heartbeat for the wrong reaction.
So apparently Kate doesn't want her son to go to Eton. weird, what's the worst that can happen. His dad turned out ok
I bet dorries is fucking raging right now. her Xmas ruined as the guy who looks like a thundercat on heroin gets knighted and she again gets feck all.
4th Covid Jab. I swear, I am gonna be the Big Daddy of the Zombies. we be talking BOSS level when the 5g flips me to undead or Xmen level powers. Wings, claws, telekinesis, bring it on. or just feeling a bit sleepy and my arm throbbing a bit. can but hope eh.
COMPETITION TIME! I have 3 of these Mad Max V8 giclee prints to give away. (They have a larger shadow making the car a tad smaller in the frame so I was going to chuck them) To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick the winners on Monday morning (14th). Good Luck All!
COMPETITION TIME! I have 3 of these Mad Max V8 giclee prints to give away. (They have a larger shadow making the car a tad smaller in the frame so I was going to chuck them) To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick the winners on Monday morning (14th). Good Luck All!
watching Banshee Again. so utterly, berserker batshit crazy and beautiful each and every episode. amazingly cast and shot. why this is not bigger than it is utterly escapes me.
First grading shoot, so I can hopefully start to shoot for my club. 217 out of a possible 300. not a bad start to my second year and a wonderful morning in the woods.
cold, crisp, frosty and clear. perfect morning for some practice in the woods with the bow.
had to build a new bookcase. it took longer to put it all into order than actually assemble. its not normal
oh hell no did I really get a follow from #secrettory12 this has to move me up the Berkshire shitposting leagues to at least the 5 slot, surely. #tmayofficialexpm can suck it. you hear me theresa SUCK IT.
just seen the best sign ever at my hotel bar. like EVER......
Draw at 2pm.
thinking about going to London tomorrow and joining the queue for the queue for the queue. but Windsor is closer and let's be honest, the body is already there and that coffin in london is empty
word getting out that the Queue has reached capacity and has been halted. so people are now queuing to join the queue. I swear to god, this place never ceases to amaze.
Josh Brolin in Dune is an absolute badass and the use of bagpipes in the score is also utterly majestic.
anyone got a wallpaper stripper we can borrow. asking for a friend
got talking to the fish guy who supplies my local. long story short. support small traders. making a kedgeree and it smells awesome.
I now know they were going for poo+tsunami gag, but honestly, someone needs to have a word with themselves over this.
i stole this gif earlier, but after 2 days of non stop archery. it seems so very apt. CANS
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