Wadsworth’s Socialist Dr Wife @Wadsworth_Wife
Just your friendly neighborhood neuroscientist. Tweets are silly. DM me if you know Tim Curry. https://t.co/xNr1ri6YkC Joined September 2020-
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Wadsworth’s Socialist Dr Wife retweeted
You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past
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My love language is getting straight into bed when I get home and wondering why I’m single.
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my kink is having no plans and being alone. by myself.
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Met someone the other day who said their favorite color was yellow. What a psycho
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i wish society was more about encouraging men to open up about their feelings and what’s troubling them than making them feel they need to suppress them and deal with them in silence
I will not be ‘Groking’ anything but thank you Twitter…
😂😂😂 Somebody got yawl
😂😂😂 Somebody got yawl
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6: Can I get a hotdog with a spine? Me: 6: Me: Do you mean a corn dog? 6: Yes.
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Who called them ex-girlfriends and not yesterbaes.
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“treat culture has gotten out of hand” sounds like someone doesn’t get enough treats
You can’t have an aha moment if you never face the struggle. - Me refusing to ask for help when I can’t loosen the microscope knob easily.
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Might fuck around and open a bakery called “Existential Bread”.
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When I told my wife that she puts the hot in psychotic she did not take it as the compliment that I intended so there’s that.
Alright what makes a champagne ‘good’?
Did I look at your Twitter account? Yes. Does that mean I like you? Only kinda.
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It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.
Yes. That large curd is where it’s at…
I’ve had a really shitty day and I’m kind of stuck in a location and I am this || close to snapping my ex boyfriend to see if he’ll come get me if I forgive everything he did 5 years ago. I don’t think I’d actually forgive him. But he won’t know that.
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You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past
Imagine falling in love with someone and they drink Pepsi.
my kink is having no plans and being alone. by myself.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but just so you know, WOMEN ARE NOT PROPERTY!!!
@Wadsworth_Wife Celebrate more!!!!! You’re a doctor forever!
Met someone the other day who said their favorite color was yellow. What a psycho
The truth is that you will absolutely get bored of me, and I accept that.
Wanna eat cannolis in bed and watch How It’s Made yes or no?
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i wish society was more about encouraging men to open up about their feelings and what’s troubling them than making them feel they need to suppress them and deal with them in silence
fuuuuuuuuck! columbia house found me!! does anyone have $12,726.82 i could borrow?
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