Sleepy Dad Tweets @SleepyDadTweets
My wife asked me to do something… But I can’t remember what it was. Personal account: @milljm9. Joined May 2021-
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Watching Lord of the Rings as a dad and Gollum is basically just a toddler.
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Please help me find the right way to describe Matty Healy: A). radioactive golden doodle puppy B). John Lennon if he was raised by the Joker and Jack Sparrow #the1975 #TaylorSwift #TTPD
Me getting ready to skip “Part of Your World” on my “Repeat Rewind” playlist during my workout:
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Harry Potter 🤝 Sports Gambling This was an outrageously fun pod to record w/ @hiyellowguy. Listen to the full ep here: open.spotify.com/episode/7AHqXm… Give us a follow @OddsAreNC!
My latest project: Every day my 2 y/o asks me “who gon win da-da?” so I figure I’m an authority on the subject.
My latest project: Every day my 2 y/o asks me “who gon win da-da?” so I figure I’m an authority on the subject.
Paramount (Paw Patrol) has to be suing Disney over this new Pupstruction show right?
Y’all ever mix, Diet Coke and diet Dr Pepper together? Elite dad beverage.
“Successfully demonstrated the ability to negotiate with toddlers.” Trying to get endorsements on LinkedIn.
The previous owners of our house installed a bidet and uhhh… Our toddler found it this morning. Y’all have a good one.
My 2 y/o can recite “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” in its entirety and is desperately concerned that the grinch needs new shoes since his are so tight.
Tears and screams from your 2 y/o over hair washing? Try washing it in the style of a @pawpatrol rescue. “Quick Marshall use your bucket! Chase, I need you to keep it out of his eyes!”
Dad powers are truly wild. I just fixed a garbage disposal.
Toddler has been muttering like Danny Torrance. Usually I’d be worried but I think he’s just being festive. 🎃👻💀
Anything can be a lullaby. Tonight it was the Spiderman theme song.
2 y/o just pulled “The Giving Tree” out of the bookcase… Uhh… that book is f***ed up y’all. 🥴
My two year old is really into the new little mermaid movie and you cannot tell me that “Wild Uncharted Waters” wasn’t Alan Menken typing “write a song for prince Eric in the new Mermaid movie” into ChatGPT.
Anybody else’s Cars-Obsessed toddler think that all tractors say “mooooo” ?
Hear me out: A trophy room but it’s all completed furniture assembly manuals.
Cars 3 is actually pretty great, I gotta say. I take back all the things I said about Lightning McQueen.
Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
@itssherifield @itssherifield
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McDad @mcdadstuff
9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️
One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom
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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
Shit I tell my toddle.. @Toddler_talkin
2K Followers 952 Following A succinct collection of ridiculous things I never thought I’d have to say to my 4 kids 4 and under. 👧👧👧👶
🌜🤷♂️ �.. @raoulvilla
5K Followers 3K Following Husband father of 4. Wu Tang name is Tha Nappa. Parody, not a real moon. As seen on https://t.co/9fhkEMkr1v https://t.co/1vrml28KE3 the weekly church bulletin
Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTw0
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Be Kind Of Witty @bekindofwitty
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Dad Named Matt 🇺�.. @mahnamematt
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A Dad Influence @gbergan
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nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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Twinstant Family | Li.. @twinstantfamily
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Mom Needs Sleep @it_gerry
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Wadsworth’s Sociali.. @Wadsworth_Wife
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pam 🇨🇦❤️ @pam0716
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Salgados on the Go | .. @salgadosonthego
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Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
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McDad @mcdadstuff
9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️
One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom
14K Followers 941 Following wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
Shit I tell my toddle.. @Toddler_talkin
2K Followers 952 Following A succinct collection of ridiculous things I never thought I’d have to say to my 4 kids 4 and under. 👧👧👧👶
🌜🤷♂️ �.. @raoulvilla
5K Followers 3K Following Husband father of 4. Wu Tang name is Tha Nappa. Parody, not a real moon. As seen on https://t.co/9fhkEMkr1v https://t.co/1vrml28KE3 the weekly church bulletin
Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTw0
4K Followers 1K Following Mum of 2 under 2 in 2022. Here for the laughs on all things parenting and marriage!
Be Kind Of Witty @bekindofwitty
4K Followers 1K Following Mom life - Humor | Tweets: https://t.co/bBqGN7N1hI
Dad Named Matt 🇺�.. @mahnamematt
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Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish
8K Followers 3K Following Warning: alcohol leads to kids leads to lots more alcohol.
A Dad Influence @gbergan
7K Followers 2K Following Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My posts in this link ⬇️
MommyingHard @MommyingHard
4K Followers 1K Following Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 dogs. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Twinstant Family | Li.. @twinstantfamily
4K Followers 1K Following Twitter is just like real life. I talk about my kids and our life only to find out I’m just talking to myself. 100% mom, wife, mess. #IVF #ASD
Laura Marie @lmegordon
25K Followers 2K Following I'm a mom, a nationally-ranked complainer, and an aspiring novelist.
My Life Is The Pitts .. @LifePitts
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Draggin Father Behind @DragginFatherB
2K Followers 1K Following Dad of 3 under 10 whos at most a 6 with an 11 scale wife just keepin it comical & muddlin thru. Fueled by 🥃 & ☕. Featured on @TheDad, @todayshow, @huffpost
Stories for my Future.. @StoriesformyFu1
480 Followers 622 Following A collection of things I'll, eventually, tell my future children.
ResilientSons @ResilientSons
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Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
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54 Followers 524 Following Likes cake, catnaps, coffee, and cynicism - not necessarily in that order. Autism Mom 🧑🦱👶Musician 🎹 Educator 📝 Still tired 😴
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Wadsworth’s Sociali.. @Wadsworth_Wife
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Here's Johnny D🌞 @venture675
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Moms-night-out @MommyWorld3
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DadDiary👨👦�.. @DadDiary1
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New Dad News Club @newdadnewsclub
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chels @chelssMichellee
5K Followers 4K Following welcome, foolish mortals • movie dork // music junkie // pop culture nerd // jalapeño enthusiast // chicago bears fan // maker of jokes // professional idiot ♡Let the Madness begin! Who do you like for upset picks today? 🏀💥 #MarchMadness
Pack 🐺🥳 Party in DC, a wild week of sports betting in NC, #marchmadness bracket first look, and a listener submitted “Imaginary Lines” discussion on Season 1 of HBO’s Succession. Odds Are NC S1E3 is LIVE: open.spotify.com/episode/78z5LU…
Harry Potter 🤝 Sports Gambling This was an outrageously fun pod to record w/ @hiyellowguy. Listen to the full ep here: open.spotify.com/episode/7AHqXm… Give us a follow @OddsAreNC!
SECOND EPISODE IS LIVE ‼️ Join me and @milljm9 as we recap UNC trouncing Duke Saturday, some magical line setting for the Harry Potter Triwizard Cup, and much much more ‼️ #OddsAreNC #SportsBetting #HarryPotter #DontTrustDumbledore open.spotify.com/episode/7AHqXm…
If you’re interested at all in sports gambling we’d love for you to check this out. We’re just getting started! open.spotify.com/episode/0wQM7W…
Check out my new podcast !! Sports betting is ALMOST here in NC so join us as we help get every one versed on betting terms and lingo. 🏀🏈 Follow us on IG: @OddsAreNC 📸 #March11 #sportsbetting #northcarolina open.spotify.com/episode/0wQM7W…
@SleepyDadTweets Watching them hit the "cold water to the butt" lever and launch like a SpaceX rocket? The experience is worth its weight in Teflon tape!
Stephen Jones coming in to talk to Jerry tomorrow:
Oh my god Matthew Macfadyen was the sheriff of Nottingham in Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood.
Emma Thompson as Professor Trelawney for 6 minutes of total screen time in the Harry Potter movies like Darrelle Revis winning a ring with the Pats in 2014.
Ahh right where we all thought we’d be… ABC executives furiously screaming at Clemson and Florida State to finish an overtime matchup so they can show a Colorado football game… #primetime
.@hadestown is my favorite show so here’s a free idea: At some point do one week/weekend with @edsheeran as Orpheus. He literally is Orpheus.
@SleepyDadTweets Cars 3 is the best of the Cars
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Yes, toddlers will drive you crazy but it’s also amazing how they can re-center you. I’d had a frustrating afternoon but my son running up to the door screaming “DA DA DA DA DA” when I picked him up turned it all around. 🤩
@SleepyDadTweets Cherry Coke all the time. Old southern tradition.
@SleepyDadTweets Did you leave your mark? All the great ones do.
Put them on your baby registry folks. They are a parenting essential.
How the hell did we take phone calls before AirPods?
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