batshitparent @batshitparent
Lost my sanity about two children ago. batshitparenting.com Joined July 2020-
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My kid asked for a Star of David necklace. Dropping him off at school I told him to tuck it under his clothes. Broke my heart. Can’t believe this is 2024. #Antisemitism
I’ll just leave this here. @DonDavies You think Canada’s military doesn’t use AI? Think again. Any country not currently employing AI is way behind the times. I voted for you multiple times. As a Jew not sure I can do so again. canada.ca/content/dam/dn…
I’ll just leave this here. @DonDavies You think Canada’s military doesn’t use AI? Think again. Any country not currently employing AI is way behind the times. I voted for you multiple times. As a Jew not sure I can do so again. canada.ca/content/dam/dn…
Did not expect to wake up and fall in love with David Beckham
Why are all my socials are full of strangers giving unsolicited advice on makeup, childcare, self-help, food, etc? I already have my mother for that.
This is a scary fucking time to be raising Jewish kids.
My kid’s principal sent a welcome note clearly written by chatgpt. So that’s encouraging.
This is so batshit. He calls her out of the blue bc he has no lunch at work—and she brings it to him? Then he quits his job “embroidering caskets” to join ironworking union but quits. They move to Costa Rica. But leave cause he’s scared of landslides nytimes.com/2023/08/04/sty…
When you smile the world smiles back— but when I scowl the world mercifully leaves me the f alone
You can lead a billionaire to water but you can’t make him think
Had an awesome Mother’s Day and all because my own mother had to isolate due to covid exposure. I have been free of generational guilt for a full weekend and wow it feels good
Sure sex is great but have you ever had a blocked ear spontaneously unblock itself?
Neurdivergent teen moment. He's pacing around looking pensive. I ask: "What's on your mind?" He answers: "The Franco-Prussian war."
13: Why do you put so many creams and things on your face? Me: It takes a lot of work to look this good, heh heh 13: Looks like you’re wasting your time Me:
I went away for 3 nights and 2 miracles happened. 1. My sullen 13 year old told me he loved me. 2. Husband said he realized what a slacker he was and how much I did.
I did not have my 76-yr-old mother playing D&D with my kid on my bingo card today
PSA for my perimenopausal sisters: Before heading to your holiday party check your neck for single rogue dark hairs that have sprouted overnight
Used volumizing shampoo followed by smoothing conditioner and the world didn’t explode
Well kids, the world is completely fucked, everyone hates everyone, democracy is dead and I’m scared to tell people we celebrate Hanukkah. Have a great day at school! Love you!
NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad
15K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTw0
4K Followers 1K Following Mum of 2 under 2 in 2022. Here for the laughs on all things parenting and marriage!
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer
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Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest
9K Followers 1K Following There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Folllow me everywhere https://t.co/ItaeRTMeC2 Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻
My Life Is The Pitts .. @LifePitts
5K Followers 2K Following Super awkward, like with a cape. Surprising amount of kids for someone who couldn't keep Tamagotchis alive.
Mammagoose84🇺🇲�.. @mammagoose84
665 Followers 693 Following A Wife, Mamma, Meowther, Daughter, Sister and Friend. Christian but real. Loves discussing tv and movies. No DMs please. Sorry about all the gifs.
Draggin Father Behind @DragginFatherB
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Stories for my Future.. @StoriesformyFu1
480 Followers 622 Following A collection of things I'll, eventually, tell my future children.
That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
MommyingHard @MommyingHard
4K Followers 1K Following Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 dogs. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd
1K Followers 1K Following Mom. Writer. Chronic Pain Warrior. Animal lover. Baker, at times. I have extremely dry wit, and I’m not sorry about it. ***I do not DM.***
Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma
14K Followers 9K Following My eggs are expired, I ran out of bread, my husband got fired. I wish I was dead. https://t.co/IVfhz3nNnT https://t.co/eY8BG3lLqc
Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues
18K Followers 2K Following Working mom of two boys, happily married, trying to bring a little joy to the nonsense of parenting 💕 https://t.co/ujkBfo5Yxt 💕 #BLM
Jacana Mommy @jacanamommy
2K Followers 712 Following Professional Mom to 7 kids. Sharing mom life and more so you can laugh with me or laugh at me 😜 Content Creator at ScaryMommy
Science Mom 🔬 @EmSlyce
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Cuddables.in @cuddablesin
39 Followers 132 Following Join us in embracing a nurturing journey where every cuddables is an expression of care and purity .#Cuddables #BabyCare #Vegan #ToxinFree #NaturalIngredients
Briana Oakden @OakdeBria
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Merryn Kie @KieMerryn52467
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HunnyHiive @HunnyHiive
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Marie Himmons @HimmoMar
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Latanya Sebastiano @LatanyaLatany
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Hermione Vevea @VevHermion
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Renesmee Wider @wider11997
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Mom & Dad's Toolbox P.. @MDToolbox
136 Followers 1K Following Subscribe to our MDT family on @YouTube for great parenting tips and content! Our easy to follow videos will help you along in your #parenting journey!
Tattletale Times @TattletaleTimes
392 Followers 991 Following Your go-to source for hilarious satire news on the chaotic world of parenting. https://t.co/pFbpZ6Lfd1
Chrissie Smith @ChrissieS89
166 Followers 1K Following 🎀 Harlow's Mommy🎀 ✨️Those who don't believe in magic will never find it✨️
Moms-night-out @MommyWorld3
432 Followers 731 Following Our children are blessings! We gotta stick together!
Victoria DeCroce 🥭 @victoriadecroce
491 Followers 836 Following intentional, slow living, all natural healing, minimalist, wellness 🌿 simplicity, nature lover, coffee drinker, mama ☀️ sw fl
Transworld Business A.. @NorthDalla54824
13 Followers 48 Following Unlock opportunities with Transworld North Dallas. We specialize in seamless business sales, valuations, and acquisitions, maximizing your returns.
Here's Johnny D🌞 @venture675
696 Followers 5K Following Customer service with a smile!!! I wonder what movie franchise serial killer they have you fawning over today?
Ashley @Ashley272443033
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Tim Thomasson @thomasson_tim
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Joanna made me Mama @JustHere4Jks
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Jennifer Sandoval @jennisandovalpr
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Flaming Daily Deals @onered535
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Mae @mae51lynch
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lynnette schwartz @flash888
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Kelly Link @SeamonLink
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Nicholas Brogdon @Brog_Dogg
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🌞 Rai @Rai_Nikole
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Lynda Good @LyndaLee207
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mombrain @frommymombrain
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AMIRUL AHMAD | HLM TA.. @EhAmirul98_
268 Followers 3K Following HONG LEONG MSSIG TAKAFUL 😁 ➡️ Hibah ➡️Medical Card ➡️Saving Investment. DM FOR DETAILS LIFE PLANNER
StratComm Consulting @StratComm001
252 Followers 1K Following 🌐Elevating your message with strategic precision 🎯 | Blending innovation with tradition 🌎 | Let’s connect & transform your narrative. 🚀
Jessica Hope Combs-Hu.. @Supermomma1985
15 Followers 398 Following I am a wife.....a mother of four amazing kids......I believe family is not onlyblood but the 1s that are there for u when u need them them the most.
Christine McElvaney @ChristineMcElv6
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Kath O'Callaghan @KathOcallaghan
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Karin's Finds 🛍️.. @KarinsFinds
1K Followers 5K Following Follow Karin's Finds to receive daily updates on deals for highly rated products, such as home goods, seasonal clothing, beauty items, electronics, etc.
Baby zone mag @Babyzonemag5264
156 Followers 518 Following we share information related to baby care, baby care product, and toddler training. We’re dedicated to providing you best information and knowledge.
Daddy Daze @daddydazecomic
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Mommify Daily @MommifyDaily
46 Followers 65 Following Anything and everything related to parenting and kids. No copyright infringement intended. DM for credit/removal.
Dakon 💚💜✨ ✨ @trillionsoFAces
15K Followers 16K Following ~ ✨🫰💥 👁️🫵awaken! ✨👀🔎 Spiritual Success 📚: “Mr. Dakon Greenhart”!🪞graphic designer 🌩⚡️⚡️punk soul with hippie tendencies✌️ 🥀🌸 human among all else 🖖
Ronak PateL @Ronumite
33 Followers 931 Following
Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
59K Followers 983 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad
15K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Anna @AnnaDoesntWant2
4K Followers 3K Following I say things ✨NYC mom✨writer @mcsweeneys @slackjawhumor @huffpost @the_belladonnas @scarymommy @littleoldlady__ @ummuddy @havencomedy @frazzledhumor
Twinstant Family | Li.. @twinstantfamily
4K Followers 1K Following Twitter is just like real life. I talk about my kids and our life only to find out I’m just talking to myself. 100% mom, wife, mess. #IVF #ASD
mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
🖤 Just Heather �.. @weedswildflowrs
10K Followers 3K Following Not just a Mom. Still figuring out the rest. #artist #scoliosis #spinalfusionsurgery #Neurodivergent af #Geek #LGBTQ+ #tattoos
The Dad @thedad
142K Followers 589 Following Welcome to the club. 🔥 https://t.co/E3irT7D7mM 🏆 https://t.co/EFPhC0SEeE 🎮 @thedadgaming
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer
7K Followers 2K Following Slightly frazzled mother of three. Writer. Not a domestic goddess. Find me on Instagram: https://t.co/WkCmZXMf6U
Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest
9K Followers 1K Following There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Folllow me everywhere https://t.co/ItaeRTMeC2 Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻
Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
51K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
My Life Is The Pitts .. @LifePitts
5K Followers 2K Following Super awkward, like with a cape. Surprising amount of kids for someone who couldn't keep Tamagotchis alive.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4
116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm
Marissa 💚💛 @michimama75
10K Followers 3K Following Parenting tweets. Pittsburgh sports. Peloton obsessed. Pro-choice.
FeralTherapist (she/h.. @IMomalogues
6K Followers 1K Following Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec
That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
HunnyHiive @HunnyHiive
288 Followers 1K Following Tasks of Parenting is WILD FYI you're not alone on the journey.
krista pacion @kristabellerina
15K Followers 6K Following Writer; traveler; mom; politico; lover of semi-colons, tea, and coffee. Tweets lovingly handcrafted in small batches.
Ezra S. Shanken @eshanken
4K Followers 2K Following Building #Community In #BC. #CEO of #Jewish Federation of Greater #Vancouver (@jewishvancouver), #Changemaker, Husband & #Dad of three.All Tweets own
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
356K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
Belle Is A Mom @BelleIsAMom
4K Followers 2K Following Beauty and the Tweets. https://t.co/MShFQlRC7h
The Always Tired Momm.. @alwaystired_mom
729 Followers 1K Following Just a mom, trying to survive, one cup of coffee at a time.☕️ Very married. I don’t do DMs.
Dad@Home @Dad_at_Home_
4K Followers 5K Following #GirlDad at home since COVID began. I know more about frozen than anyone else on this cursed earth. Grilled cheese enthusiast and PBJ aficionado.
Shit I tell my toddle.. @Toddler_talkin
2K Followers 952 Following A succinct collection of ridiculous things I never thought I’d have to say to my 4 kids 4 and under. 👧👧👧👶
DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay
18K Followers 1K Following My bio doesn’t exist just like my interest in anything Mark Wahlberg.
Mom With A Brain Fart @ErinRohman
351 Followers 681 Following Sul sul! I'm Erin, and I'm a gammer and mom that loves all things nerdy.
Sari🐱🌻 @Izzylove188
214 Followers 4K Following
Mama Bird @Mamabird1519
2K Followers 1K Following Mostly quotes from my kids because I am too sleep deprived to remember them myself https://t.co/AcWrCAm5x0
papabearDeron 👨.. @papabearDeron
675 Followers 511 Following Dadding as hard as I can. Love my kids so much I don't use their names when I mock them on Twitter. I'm also @writerDeron.
Chronicles of Mom Lif.. @ChronicleMomLif
123 Followers 210 Following Chronicles of Mom Life! Navigating through some of those challenging, but rewarding, moments in life. Follow us on Instagram & Facebook!
Two Dads 1 Sippy Cup @2dads1sippycup
141 Followers 162 Following two dads on a mission to join the permanent stay at home dadhood.
Pride of Two🦁❤�.. @SoloMamaDrama
149 Followers 252 Following Solo parenting, where the odds are never in your favor. 🏳️🌈(She/Her)🏳️🌈
Luke ☀️ @RaDadtouille
2K Followers 2K Following ‘96 Field Day hula hoop champ 🥇 | SAHD to 3 girls and going to grad school | I stub my toe ALOT | send bourbon, gummies, & cheezits | TCK | 🏔☀️🌲🌳🏔
Oxy Morozowska @OxyMorozowska
161 Followers 521 Following Writing and commenting mostly about being a parent (the world’s most underrated profession)and being female.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
Charmain @CharmainBogue
209 Followers 459 Following Career loving wife and mother who loves a good laugh. Juggling is never easy, but know family comes first. Coffee anyone?!
Laura is Such a Mom @WrightVtlala
2K Followers 802 Following Mom to 2 kids, wife to @bradwrightphd. Sometimes funny. Click the link to see my tweets.
Mediocre Moms Club @ClubMediocreMom
474 Followers 848 Following
mother.of.car.seat.ch.. @carseatcheetos
59 Followers 122 Following Mom to 4 girls Drawing Crocheting The odd crafting Body positivity I might be too old for Twitter 🤣 instagram @mother.of.car.seat.cheetos
Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence
13K Followers 12K Following Multiple Gracie Award Winning Radio Host, TV chick @sunriseon7, Published Author, Irritant. Listen to me @CBSNewsRadio
RealityMoms @RealityMoms
9K Followers 6K Following @JoeyFortman brings you #RealityMoms sharing REAL stories from moms across the globe!
Pineapple Izzy @BusyDizzyIzzy05
158 Followers 882 Following
Dad Moments @dad_moments
1K Followers 2K Following Random Dad moments living with identical twin princesses & toddler boy. Retired Army Veteran. 🇺🇸#dadmoments #twindad He/Him
Mommy Darest @mommydarestsaid
110 Followers 154 Following She dares to speak truth, show up, do right, laugh lots, cry if needed & to say it with her chest...even if the little one is hanging on for dear life!
SunshineMama☀ @LoveAlwaysJ_
5K Followers 1K Following wife & mama x4. love God, love people, the end.
Dadof2Boys @Dadof2crazyboys
4K Followers 1K Following Account is closely monitored by my mother who tells my wife.
A Dad & His Jokes @ADadAndHisJokes
644 Followers 213 Following New dad that’s literally only here to make jokes about parenting.
Montessori(ish)Mayhem @momsunited2021
19 Followers 79 Following A few Montessori moments, some breastfeeding fails, and lots of mayhem giggles #montessori #motherhood #breastfeeding #parentingfails
Boy Mom Life @Heatherheiser2
3K Followers 334 Following Mom of 3 | Wife | #momsquad | Sarcasm is my spirit animal •She/Her•
That Momma in the Des.. @thatmommainaz
2K Followers 1K Following Mom to an awkward kid trying to figure out this thing called parenting! #momsquad #workingmom
Gwenna Laithland @MommaCusses_
6K Followers 2K Following If you’re hoping for new stuff here, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Find me everywhere that isn’t here. TikTok, Insta, YouTube.
Monster Truck Abigail @themommylode
2K Followers 642 Following All I want on my TL is snark, sarcasm, and passive aggression
Anxious Momma @MommaAnxious
15 Followers 16 Following
Manders @mamasahotmess04
15K Followers 3K Following Just doin this Mom thing, Real Mom talk, Real drama, living simply, always silly & sometimes sassy💁🏻♀️Weekly breakdowns included🤷🏻♀️
Doc McMuffins @Cynical_Parent
13K Followers 5K Following Air Plant Murderer/Coffee Lover/Sarcastic Introvert/Video games ❤️/Baker of Carbs/Wicked Smaht/Domestic Supplier of Infants
Sleepy Dad Tweets @SleepyDadTweets
1K Followers 946 Following My wife asked me to do something… But I can’t remember what it was. Personal account: @milljm9.
Lovely Potatoes @robin_991
21K Followers 8K Following As seen on KTLA. I ran the NY marathon. Drowning in bubbles. Napping on treadmills
Unfiltered Mama 💗�.. @UnfilteredMama
24K Followers 8K Following I made this cocktail with a Capri Sun, so what? (she/her)
Moreen @MoreenMcG
556 Followers 346 Following 🪤 • she/her • free marc fogel: https://t.co/xdzEmayTrQ
I’ve done the math, and if The NY Times can come up with three more daily games, I’ll never have to think about anything ever again.
I'm worried the new tmz "Kate Middleton" video is going to get the husbands to lose interest. And we worked really hard to bring them in so it feels kind of unfair.
@DonDavies Equating perpetrators of terror and their supporters in detention to innocent civilians taken hostage by those terror same organizations—including babies and toddlers—is an offensive false equivalence. You can ask for support for the motion recycling Hamas propaganda.
My three kids are roughly the same age as Kate Middleton’s so I can say pretty confidently that she is hiding in the bathroom pretending to pee for a really long time.
@KCDavisSays another new yorka toon 😂
Oh, you’re feeling blessed on Facebook? Well, I’m feeling hungry at home and later I’ll probably feel tired at work.
They should make іt іllegal to run іnto someone you know at the grocery store
@batshitparent Maybe, just maybe, your kid’s principal is actually a robot.
It you don’t want someone to snap back rude to you don’t snap at them rudely. It’s really that simple.
today my daughter’s preschool teacher told me she was going to separate my kid and her bff because “they’re codependent and fall apart without each other.” like ok thanks mrs smith, where were you when I was dating in my twenties
Someone on TikTok is explaining how you can buy store mint and get it to propagate in your garden and I’m like- hope you enjoy your all mint garden for the next decade.
Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.
Parenting is ok except for every once in a while when my 3-year-old requests “Ham Hands” for lunch, which is when she takes two handfuls of ham and eats it in the living room while she watches tv.
@batshitparent Gotta leave every once in a while
please remain respectful and peaceful as we continue brutally murdering your people
no shame at all to this mom but posts like this make me feel insane bc the fact that your kids are stationary and eating off plates is like light years ahead of the shit I got goin on at my house
How lunch is happening ugh. I feel so LAZY today
Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved Me after a single drink:
So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.
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