Dinah @dinahaddie

Canadian. But like, the scrappy kind. A John Samson show, probably Joined April 2015

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erica @ericanextdooor

17 hours ago

i’m doing intermittent bitching where i only bitch between the hours of 12 PM & 8 PM

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Rick Aaron @RickAaron

19 hours ago

Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too? Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.

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regular david @OrdinaryAlso

5 days ago

cop: what’s this? *holding up a small baggie* me: little sandwich. cop: *narrows eyes*what kind of little sandwich? me: *lowers head* little crack sandwich

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Dinah @dinahaddie

5 days ago

You guys my 16yo son tried making an apple pie for the first time and it’s um COMPLETELY AMAZING ??

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Dinah @dinahaddie

5 days ago

I miss the world I thought we lived in five minutes ago before I found out why Harvey Weinstein is trending.

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palestine will be free @mariahforathens

6 days ago

when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am

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Tony P. @Tbone7219

7 days ago

How old does someone have to be before you can officially call them a fucking asshole? Please say 6

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Bob Phillips @BobTheSuit

a week ago

Gonna start pronouncing the ‘n’ in Autumn. I don’t even care anymore.

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Dinah @dinahaddie

a week ago

no I will not look between those letters on my keyboard fucking stop it

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Dinah @dinahaddie

a week ago

This gin and tonic tastes like I’m going to be making some terrible decisions tonight.

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Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot

a week ago

You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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Dinah @dinahaddie

2 weeks ago

A friend of mine once told me she thought I was very graceful and I think about that every time I try to take my coat off while I’m driving.

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Banjo/Guitar/Songs/Sings
Recording Academy Member
Be kind. People need it. You need it.

JN on Patreon
https://t.co/7sZ8CYArZO

Photos-Jillian Clark

Joe Newberry @JoeNewberry

38K Followers 19K Following Banjo/Guitar/Songs/Sings Recording Academy Member Be kind. People need it. You need it. JN on Patreon https://t.co/7sZ8CYArZO Photos-Jillian Clark

Trish Hobbs Phillips @GenXEsq

30K Followers 18K Following Wife, Mom, Attorney (Ret.), Double Wahoo (UVA BA ‘87, JD ‘90). #BlueCrew ✌️💙🌊

Resister! Democrat! Fascism fighter! Women's rights are human rights! Pro Choice! Anti-theist! BLM! LGBTQ ally! Animal rights! I stand with Ukraine!

Michelle @Michell33650674

49K Followers 24K Following Resister! Democrat! Fascism fighter! Women's rights are human rights! Pro Choice! Anti-theist! BLM! LGBTQ ally! Animal rights! I stand with Ukraine!

🟧 Liberal Democrat. Married. I like to be serious. I like to laugh. I need both and I bet you do too. Kindness is all. No DMs.🌊🌊🌊 No lists

Susan @bloomingcurious

29K Followers 14K Following 🟧 Liberal Democrat. Married. I like to be serious. I like to laugh. I need both and I bet you do too. Kindness is all. No DMs.🌊🌊🌊 No lists

#BlueVoices. #Resister. #No new accounts with nothing posted. NO DMs! NO LISTS! No locked accounts. #Here to promote democracy. Married.

Judi Cunningham 🇺�.. @CarrieC75701474

16K Followers 10K Following #BlueVoices. #Resister. #No new accounts with nothing posted. NO DMs! NO LISTS! No locked accounts. #Here to promote democracy. Married.

🌸Wannie🌸 @janetcor1

23K Followers 17K Following From NY. In the medical field. #guncontrol #mychoice #animals #TrueBlue #climatechange. We need to get our Country back.

#RandomActsOfKindness, Agnostic KatiePorter4Prez, Army Combat Vet🥾, Wicked potty mouth🤷🏼‍♀️, ❤️@3DoorsDown fan, I'm a twin👯‍♀️,
Fuck Trump & his bitches

JeepGirl Kristen @pinkristen

28K Followers 17K Following #RandomActsOfKindness, Agnostic KatiePorter4Prez, Army Combat Vet🥾, Wicked potty mouth🤷🏼‍♀️, ❤️@3DoorsDown fan, I'm a twin👯‍♀️, Fuck Trump & his bitches

I'm a lawyer, but I also have some useful skills. Tweets ≠ legal advice. Progressive AF. Married with Children. Life is Funny. Cohost @pardonpod

Carol @caroledwine �.. @caroledwine

35K Followers 9K Following I'm a lawyer, but I also have some useful skills. Tweets ≠ legal advice. Progressive AF. Married with Children. Life is Funny. Cohost @pardonpod

Arizona Spring Slinge.. @AZspringslinger

9K Followers 9K Following I sell sleep and vote blue! Treasure Hunter ☀️🇺🇸 https://t.co/3AtaOdRWa8

Just another concerned American. If you don't like sarcasm you probably shouldn't follow me. NO DM Please #TheResistance I always follow back. #FBR #Resist#Dem

Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧 @gggirl924

35K Followers 34K Following Just another concerned American. If you don't like sarcasm you probably shouldn't follow me. NO DM Please #TheResistance I always follow back. #FBR #Resist#Dem

Teacher, mom of 2 badass girls, School Board Chair. Lil sarcastic. Cheese Puffs=NOT junk food. Be kind, except to MAGA's #bluecrew
#bluewave, #BLM #resister

Tracey @3obergs

12K Followers 11K Following Teacher, mom of 2 badass girls, School Board Chair. Lil sarcastic. Cheese Puffs=NOT junk food. Be kind, except to MAGA's #bluecrew #bluewave, #BLM #resister

1st Gen Asian-American fluent in Chinglish. My page is filled with memes, quirky takes, and a touch of madness!🤪💙*Nice until I’m not.*🥴 ❌No Porn; No DMs🙅‍♀️

Teresa W @Lingzi_W

42K Followers 31K Following 1st Gen Asian-American fluent in Chinglish. My page is filled with memes, quirky takes, and a touch of madness!🤪💙*Nice until I’m not.*🥴 ❌No Porn; No DMs🙅‍♀️

Laura Marie @lmegordon

25K Followers 2K Following I'm a mom, a nationally-ranked complainer, and an aspiring novelist.

Multi-vaxxed for your pleasure. Former joke writer for Jay Leno. I’m a lot funnier when I’m paid to write material. At least that’s what I tell myself.

John to the World �.. @JohnJokewriter

6K Followers 6K Following Multi-vaxxed for your pleasure. Former joke writer for Jay Leno. I’m a lot funnier when I’m paid to write material. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Green-eyed Lizard �.. @CackowskiLiz

19K Followers 9K Following I investigate fraud and make myself chuckle. I buy a lot of books I have no time to read. 🌊 Sober. Gym rat. Glimmer seeker.

Lizzy @LHLavishfalife

5K Followers 5K Following RESISTOR from California now in PNW. INFJ, mom, Nature lover, #Voteblue #Equalityforall #LGBTQAlly🌊 🌊 🌊🚫DMs

ⓑⓔⓣⓣⓨ™️ @BettyB919

21K Followers 14K Following resting bitch face and a snarky attitude...you're gonna hate me

#Democrat #RESIST💙💙💙#Biden2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸#MeidasTouch 🇺🇦 🇺🇦#JailTrumpNow Political Science and MHRM degrees. #NoDemUnder1k #NoResisterUnder5k

Steven in LA💙💙�.. @Phillip46588241

2K Followers 6K Following #Democrat #RESIST💙💙💙#Biden2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸#MeidasTouch 🇺🇦 🇺🇦#JailTrumpNow Political Science and MHRM degrees. #NoDemUnder1k #NoResisterUnder5k

I made my acting debut in 1979 as Jason Momoa on the syndicated action drama or series Baywatch: Hawalii (1999_2001), AQUAMAN ETC

Jasonmomoa @Jasonmomoa47934

16 Followers 185 Following I made my acting debut in 1979 as Jason Momoa on the syndicated action drama or series Baywatch: Hawalii (1999_2001), AQUAMAN ETC

Outlived cancer (now six) times (thyroid, both kidneys, prostate, skin), 2 AVR. Blue D in red state, novel writer, MAGAt hater, woke as fuck

buffalonious @buffalonious

3K Followers 5K Following Outlived cancer (now six) times (thyroid, both kidneys, prostate, skin), 2 AVR. Blue D in red state, novel writer, MAGAt hater, woke as fuck

TrayTray @traytraysa

166 Followers 3K Following Denizen of Twitter

dog mom to Rizzo-7 • Angel-8 🐾 | mostly here for the dogs 🐶 & the 😃 | lighthearted • recovering type A | AdoptDontShop | RT/follows≠endorsements

Sheri ✨🐾🐾 @SheriD10

3K Followers 3K Following dog mom to Rizzo-7 • Angel-8 🐾 | mostly here for the dogs 🐶 & the 😃 | lighthearted • recovering type A | AdoptDontShop | RT/follows≠endorsements

Wayne Perryman 🇺�.. @PerrymanWayne

5K Followers 7K Following

💙Wife, Mother, Grandmother, retired teacher, Empath so I actually feel sorry for the brainwashed. 💙Can’t stand ignorance! MAGA is a Cult!

Kellierosemarie @kellierosemarie

2K Followers 4K Following 💙Wife, Mother, Grandmother, retired teacher, Empath so I actually feel sorry for the brainwashed. 💙Can’t stand ignorance! MAGA is a Cult!

Egzzit_Left @Egzzit4

1K Followers 2K Following #VOTEBLUE 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸 MAGA 🚫🚫❌ Lover of ALL Animals, Lover of Movies, Music, Nature, Traveling. #HopelessRomantic 💞 🚫🚫NOPORNDMs🚫🚫

bruce lindholm @brucelindholm2

4K Followers 5K Following Old guy. Ex republican now Democrat. I like motorcycles, fast cars, cigars and beer. Sort of retired. 💙🌊

Former Republican now turned dark blue Democrat. Retired. No dm’s. Let’s change the world for the better by voting for the people who want better policies

Leslee Collins @collinsleslee1

1K Followers 3K Following Former Republican now turned dark blue Democrat. Retired. No dm’s. Let’s change the world for the better by voting for the people who want better policies

Stan @staninmichigan

688 Followers 5K Following Lucky Dad, Husband, Sober, Woke & Grateful DeadHead ☮ #BlueWave2020, #JoeBiden

Otther Stratton @AlphaDeltaPie

1K Followers 3K Following “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” Dean Wormer Parody

Allen jones @manwithnodawg

1K Followers 2K Following old and Retired ! I block porn bots, MAGA nuts and religious zealots.

Ann Richards’ Ghost @Stinkyfoot72

2K Followers 6K Following Those red pills will ruin your liver. 💙 Anti-Q, pro education, human rights. Recovering right-wing conspiracy theorist, severe case of TDS.

Never Trump, the truth matters, Democracy matters. Lived in England, Australia, South Africa and now USA.Retired Engineer. I know shit and I fix stuff.🚫DM.

Charlie Watling @Bumpyman103049

3K Followers 4K Following Never Trump, the truth matters, Democracy matters. Lived in England, Australia, South Africa and now USA.Retired Engineer. I know shit and I fix stuff.🚫DM.

Married to my soul mate and love of my life, Lance, Vietnam Vet, nearly 30 years now. 🚫porn 🚫$ request #UnionStrong #OhioStateBuckeyes

@PoohPie @poohpie1

935 Followers 3K Following Married to my soul mate and love of my life, Lance, Vietnam Vet, nearly 30 years now. 🚫porn 🚫$ request #UnionStrong #OhioStateBuckeyes

Kathy Dove @movie_gal_10

6K Followers 6K Following Model - Actress - Musician #bluewave 🌊

Simon @TallGuySimon

80 Followers 102 Following I'm not new here, but this handle is...

🌻 #JillStein2024 #CornelWest2024 #ClaudiaDeLaCruz2024 #FreeJulianAssange #FreePalestine #FreeCongo #FreeSudan #StopCopCity

Radish Sam ❦ ꒰⁠.. @RadishSam

3K Followers 7K Following 🌻 #JillStein2024 #CornelWest2024 #ClaudiaDeLaCruz2024 #FreeJulianAssange #FreePalestine #FreeCongo #FreeSudan #StopCopCity

Always looking forward to a better tomorrow!Happily married for over 36 yrs, ribald sense of humor, harmless for the most part,😜. No DMs!

Nate Harris @NHarris5758

13K Followers 12K Following Always looking forward to a better tomorrow!Happily married for over 36 yrs, ribald sense of humor, harmless for the most part,😜. No DMs!

Alexander Danylo @AlexanderDanyl0

290 Followers 1K Following Український солдат бореться за свободу світу проти російської терористичної держави Слава Україні💪🇺🇦🇺🇦

A BIDEN HARRIS LOVER! and a believer leaning left looking for others that see the hypocrisy of the right and how wrong they are!

Christian Left @clm4673

3K Followers 4K Following A BIDEN HARRIS LOVER! and a believer leaning left looking for others that see the hypocrisy of the right and how wrong they are!

FDR progressive for sure. Trickle Down is a joke. Much needed legislation for the war on drugs that we have lost. No DM’s please. 💙🏳️‍🌈💫🏎️💪🏻

OneManCommotion @OneManCommotion

3K Followers 4K Following FDR progressive for sure. Trickle Down is a joke. Much needed legislation for the war on drugs that we have lost. No DM’s please. 💙🏳️‍🌈💫🏎️💪🏻

Jason Momoa @momoa_jaso59768

18 Followers 77 Following Thank you so much for your love and support it a thing of joy of having the best fans in the world 💕

Scottyrotten2006 @Scottyrotten201

1K Followers 2K Following 3 time cancer survivor. Happily married to the best woman in the world . Fuck MAGA and all GOP !! FUCK CANCER !!!!! 🇨🇱✌️🤟🫶P.S . I'm nobody.

Kelly Pratt, Kel, Oak.. @lectric_sun

2K Followers 7K Following Sober. Dem. 🌊🏀☃️⚡️🥁♟️🌊👗♣️🎸🐕🐈🌊 Cook. Father(4). Former Xdresser. Factory/Auditor/Cleanroom 9yr. 2xAAS_PC&electrical.

Happily married for 44years.Proud of my 2 successful kids.Lifelong and Fanatic Michigan State Spartan Fan.Politically https://t.co/JkUWFnn2Ru grampa No Dm or crypto!

Eric Schwarzkopf @EricSchwarzkop2

4K Followers 6K Following Happily married for 44years.Proud of my 2 successful kids.Lifelong and Fanatic Michigan State Spartan Fan.Politically https://t.co/JkUWFnn2Ru grampa No Dm or crypto!

Michael Barratt @MichaelBar3561

38 Followers 620 Following SpaceX Crew-8, STS-133, Expedition 70, Expedition 20, Soyuz TMA-14, Expedition 19

🌻 I'm just here to.. @Imhre2retwt

1K Followers 3K Following MOM-LGBTQIA Ally~SHE/HER I love Cats, I post what I want-especially the FBI AFO #'s!! 💙 VOTE BLUE💙 I don't reply to DMs

pleone @mytwinkie

4K Followers 6K Following Pat #❤️🤍💙 #🌈 #🐶 wife, retired former NY'er, now ugh a floridian, proud dem, resister, Biden Harris 💙 no more trump ever.. no DMs! 🌊🌊 vote 💙

Animals are so much nicer than humans she/her #resister #bidenharris #ProChoice #AdoptRescues #BlueCrew #VoteBlueIn2024 #Humanity #StandWithUkraine🌊🌊🌊✌🏼✌🏼

Terry Crump ❤️Ado.. @ragwoman

10K Followers 11K Following Animals are so much nicer than humans she/her #resister #bidenharris #ProChoice #AdoptRescues #BlueCrew #VoteBlueIn2024 #Humanity #StandWithUkraine🌊🌊🌊✌🏼✌🏼

Arden Barden @arden_barden

2K Followers 4K Following Forensic Lumberjack, I value intelligence and kindness, I vote Democrat, lgbtq friendly, currently disabled

US Army Disabled Vietnam Veteran. Served as a Combat Medic in Vietnam. Father, Grandpa, and Vietnam Veteran, not much scares me anymore. NO MAGA NO DMs please

Phillip Gray 🇺🇦.. @pwgray53

2K Followers 3K Following US Army Disabled Vietnam Veteran. Served as a Combat Medic in Vietnam. Father, Grandpa, and Vietnam Veteran, not much scares me anymore. NO MAGA NO DMs please

An eclectic mix of old school values, Polish-Catholic upbringing, worked in public schools, Spanish-English bilingual, liberal, Husker alum/superfan.

Fran Grabowski 🇺�.. @GrabowskiFran

1K Followers 3K Following An eclectic mix of old school values, Polish-Catholic upbringing, worked in public schools, Spanish-English bilingual, liberal, Husker alum/superfan.

Cl Montgomery Jr, Afe.. @nutrimedpro

7K Followers 8K Following Not By The Color Of My Skin - Nationality, Aferican - Let God Be The Judge (LGBTJ) - GQP Lies and Cheats - Music Is My Soulmate 🎶

CEO, Strother Communications Group. We help companies grow. Masters swimmer & guitarist. Independent. Former: Political Consultant, UMN Professor (Visiting),

Patrick Strother @PatrickStrother

27K Followers 7K Following CEO, Strother Communications Group. We help companies grow. Masters swimmer & guitarist. Independent. Former: Political Consultant, UMN Professor (Visiting),

I cannot alter the winds, but can adjust my course to take the waves and reach my destination. So lucky to be Cruisin’ on the Chesapeake Bay! 🛥️

ForeverYoung2🥍🐕.. @pmepos

8K Followers 8K Following I cannot alter the winds, but can adjust my course to take the waves and reach my destination. So lucky to be Cruisin’ on the Chesapeake Bay! 🛥️

DJLynn @phelan75636

1K Followers 3K Following Journalist, radio DJ, Democrat, woke and proud of it

Ex Mountaineer now living for Live Alternative music and aspiring to make beautiful things! #woodturning #paintings #backcountry skiing bluesky @peaksteiner

peak steiner @petersteiner10

109 Followers 237 Following Ex Mountaineer now living for Live Alternative music and aspiring to make beautiful things! #woodturning #paintings #backcountry skiing bluesky @peaksteiner

Patriotic James🌊�.. @Liberal460

729 Followers 977 Following Ai generated😎 Disabled I'm a nice guy with big heart But I been treated like dirt😞

jae @mommajulez1216

520 Followers 3K Following IV colon cancer survivor!!! Proud Momma of 3!!

Calgary Flames employee & White Hat winning tour guide for our iconic Olympic Saddledome. I also supervise all events, so i have lots of interesting tweets.

Rick Tulsie @RickTulsie

7K Followers 8K Following Calgary Flames employee & White Hat winning tour guide for our iconic Olympic Saddledome. I also supervise all events, so i have lots of interesting tweets.

Donna Smythe💙💙�.. @Donnas929

3K Followers 4K Following 💙🌊☮️✌️🤓💎🌬 Gulf War Veteran Lifelong Liberal Old Hippie Proud Girl Mom and Gran Vaxxed and Boosted #BlueCrew

Joe Newberry @JoeNewberry

38K Followers 19K Following Banjo/Guitar/Songs/Sings Recording Academy Member Be kind. People need it. You need it. JN on Patreon https://t.co/7sZ8CYArZO Photos-Jillian Clark

Trish Hobbs Phillips @GenXEsq

30K Followers 18K Following Wife, Mom, Attorney (Ret.), Double Wahoo (UVA BA ‘87, JD ‘90). #BlueCrew ✌️💙🌊

Michelle @Michell33650674

49K Followers 24K Following Resister! Democrat! Fascism fighter! Women's rights are human rights! Pro Choice! Anti-theist! BLM! LGBTQ ally! Animal rights! I stand with Ukraine!

Susan @bloomingcurious

29K Followers 14K Following 🟧 Liberal Democrat. Married. I like to be serious. I like to laugh. I need both and I bet you do too. Kindness is all. No DMs.🌊🌊🌊 No lists

Judi Cunningham 🇺�.. @CarrieC75701474

16K Followers 10K Following #BlueVoices. #Resister. #No new accounts with nothing posted. NO DMs! NO LISTS! No locked accounts. #Here to promote democracy. Married.

Carol @caroledwine �.. @caroledwine

35K Followers 9K Following I'm a lawyer, but I also have some useful skills. Tweets ≠ legal advice. Progressive AF. Married with Children. Life is Funny. Cohost @pardonpod

Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧 @gggirl924

35K Followers 34K Following Just another concerned American. If you don't like sarcasm you probably shouldn't follow me. NO DM Please #TheResistance I always follow back. #FBR #Resist#Dem

Laura Marie @lmegordon

25K Followers 2K Following I'm a mom, a nationally-ranked complainer, and an aspiring novelist.

John to the World �.. @JohnJokewriter

6K Followers 6K Following Multi-vaxxed for your pleasure. Former joke writer for Jay Leno. I’m a lot funnier when I’m paid to write material. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Green-eyed Lizard �.. @CackowskiLiz

19K Followers 9K Following I investigate fraud and make myself chuckle. I buy a lot of books I have no time to read. 🌊 Sober. Gym rat. Glimmer seeker.

Lizzy @LHLavishfalife

5K Followers 5K Following RESISTOR from California now in PNW. INFJ, mom, Nature lover, #Voteblue #Equalityforall #LGBTQAlly🌊 🌊 🌊🚫DMs

ⓑⓔⓣⓣⓨ™️ @BettyB919

21K Followers 14K Following resting bitch face and a snarky attitude...you're gonna hate me

rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire

431 Followers 381 Following one a those they/them queers • cops are gross

Rick Aaron @RickAaron

16K Followers 13K Following The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'

Producer, artful documentarian, former freaky mountainite, late blooming politico, occasional director, sometime media junkie, coffee lover. #wfhlife

Mary Boss @bossystarr

398 Followers 2K Following Producer, artful documentarian, former freaky mountainite, late blooming politico, occasional director, sometime media junkie, coffee lover. #wfhlife

Bobby Shinod @bobby_shinod

2K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 🟦🌊Retired, ChildFree, ProChoice, occasionally good photographer, profanity given and taken. #JoeBiden #voteblue

a graphic designer working in book publishing, ghost publisher, cook and chief bottle washer. Comic nerd is just a hobby.

Jack Davis @ucityjack

565 Followers 840 Following a graphic designer working in book publishing, ghost publisher, cook and chief bottle washer. Comic nerd is just a hobby.

ForeverYoung2🥍🐕.. @pmepos

8K Followers 8K Following I cannot alter the winds, but can adjust my course to take the waves and reach my destination. So lucky to be Cruisin’ on the Chesapeake Bay! 🛥️

Patrick Strother @PatrickStrother

27K Followers 7K Following CEO, Strother Communications Group. We help companies grow. Masters swimmer & guitarist. Independent. Former: Political Consultant, UMN Professor (Visiting),

Cl Montgomery Jr, Afe.. @nutrimedpro

7K Followers 8K Following Not By The Color Of My Skin - Nationality, Aferican - Let God Be The Judge (LGBTJ) - GQP Lies and Cheats - Music Is My Soulmate 🎶

Audio Engineer, Union member (IATSE Local 51/489), Red Line utilizer, Temple Alum, sports fan, pet lover, bassist, ponderer, human being.

🔊AudiO∇Owl 🦉 @pheealzabub

828 Followers 2K Following Audio Engineer, Union member (IATSE Local 51/489), Red Line utilizer, Temple Alum, sports fan, pet lover, bassist, ponderer, human being.

Will Meneray @willmeneray

422 Followers 2K Following Just a guy trying to help his city.

Husband, father, actor, podcaster & winemaker (#PursuedByBearWine). Agent Cooper in #TwinPeaks and appearing in #Fallout on @primevideo.

Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan

285K Followers 410 Following Husband, father, actor, podcaster & winemaker (#PursuedByBearWine). Agent Cooper in #TwinPeaks and appearing in #Fallout on @primevideo.

Wendy Pellinore @PellinoreWendy

3K Followers 5K Following Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.

M.E.theDemocrat @MMaryellenr950

708 Followers 2K Following #WearAMask#BLM#StopAsianHate#Ukraine💙💙💙#🌈Ally#SupportOurVets

Simple professional family man on a journey in recovery. My program is my number one because without it I can’t live, love or laugh.

Jason E. Myer @simplyJEM2024

56 Followers 80 Following Simple professional family man on a journey in recovery. My program is my number one because without it I can’t live, love or laugh.

I play the Caro Kann .. @ctopherthomas

537 Followers 1K Following Chess enthusiast. #Chesspunks #NAFO

Brian Kimmel @IAmTheKimmel

3K Followers 5K Following Husband to a hot wife. Father to an awesome son. A follow is the sincerest form of flattery.

AMF 🏔🌊🌊🌊�.. @desperado_59

192 Followers 291 Following Here for dumpies “presidency” & come back to fight for democracy!! #StopTrumpNow #theresistance #broncoscountry #bronconation #HeadStart #Idaho #HuskyMom

Jonathan Feder @jjfed122

291 Followers 1K Following Sports Television, Turner Classic Movies, Dessert - that pretty much covers it.

julie reinholtson @JReinholtson

80 Followers 282 Following Happy to be living in Hawaii with Sam

A '70s era Catholic school kid. Blue dot in a blue county in a very, very red state. I'm a stone's throw from beautiful Chicago which shaped my world-view. 🌊💙

Bruccia @brujun

2K Followers 5K Following A '70s era Catholic school kid. Blue dot in a blue county in a very, very red state. I'm a stone's throw from beautiful Chicago which shaped my world-view. 🌊💙

Nurdle Patrol @NurdlePatrol

972 Followers 3K Following Nurdle Patrol Citizen Science Project #Nurdles #MarineDebris #PlasticPollution 🌊🌊🌊🌴

Vicky Purvis Waters �.. @theloopybin

3K Followers 3K Following Dem, liberal Lutheran, widow, mama, gammie,🐈‍⬛mom, 🌈 ally, she/her, pro-choice, retired medical asst & crochet fiend, 9 1/2 yrs sober. 💙

Professional Wrestling Manager. Occasional Actor. Psychotherapist. Current Earthologist, Boogie Ninja, Überdórk, & World Champion of the Weird. Louder than you.

Philip Basket, MD. @UnclePhil2K

1K Followers 4K Following Professional Wrestling Manager. Occasional Actor. Psychotherapist. Current Earthologist, Boogie Ninja, Überdórk, & World Champion of the Weird. Louder than you.

#writer #artist #poet #blogger #Medium #Wordpress #LinkedIn #kink #humor #drama #psychology Multi-genre https://t.co/OGICVeWoJk 🚫DMs, 🚫POLITICS

Trinity Ellis @TrinityAuthor

2K Followers 3K Following #writer #artist #poet #blogger #Medium #Wordpress #LinkedIn #kink #humor #drama #psychology Multi-genre https://t.co/OGICVeWoJk 🚫DMs, 🚫POLITICS

Morrígan's Disciple @roninspirit12

17K Followers 12K Following No one speaks for me, and I speak for no one.

Sonya Newquist @OneLoneCrone

2K Followers 2K Following Sonya Lasagna-Ambassador of Doom, Mother of Chase and Shelby. Out of Fucks since 2012 #LivingBlueinaRedState, Thriving.

Kara Marie @kara_marie303

2K Followers 2K Following Work in progress Prefer animals to humans Loathe Trump, always have, always will

Troubled that my incessant vigilance may not be enuf 2 keep the universe from coming apart at the seams. Also, surprised how often 3 chords in a song is plenty

Billy Waldo @zephyrbilly

1K Followers 4K Following Troubled that my incessant vigilance may not be enuf 2 keep the universe from coming apart at the seams. Also, surprised how often 3 chords in a song is plenty

Marc G. 🏜🌈 🇺.. @fichefindr

823 Followers 2K Following MSgt. Deist. Devotee of Ghibran, Hesse, Merton, Persig. Mechanic. Bon Vivant. b '56 (m) Sharon, Lady Sanderling '77

Poet. Book = Frequent, small loads of laundry. Graphic designer. Editor. Always looking to find a better word. I am not your demographic. https://t.co/Nhe44Duter

I tweet dead people @rhondaganz

404 Followers 781 Following Poet. Book = Frequent, small loads of laundry. Graphic designer. Editor. Always looking to find a better word. I am not your demographic. https://t.co/Nhe44Duter

An old lady, with a quirky sense of humor, an imperfect, but loving family, and a happy dog. Good and decent people give me hope. Get into good trouble.

Nags Head Native 🇺.. @nofussybird

832 Followers 2K Following An old lady, with a quirky sense of humor, an imperfect, but loving family, and a happy dog. Good and decent people give me hope. Get into good trouble.

— Know Yourself — **Soros-backed Twitter account**. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. #Resist

Scottacular @Scottcrates

72K Followers 56K Following — Know Yourself — **Soros-backed Twitter account**. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. #Resist

Rich Baca @richbaca7

1K Followers 3K Following 🌎🇺🇸💙⚖️🗽🌊 ☮️📚#BlueCrew, #StrongerTogether, #Resist, #ProChoice, #ProScience, #LGBTQ Married, Kids, Army 🎣🍻☕️🥃

DeNelle @G0ldenUnic0rn

602 Followers 2K Following Mom 1st grade teacher Dog lover Lifelong learner Plant🌱🪴 mom Be wary, I cuss sometimes lol

Troy Hite 🪗 🎸�.. @IMTLHite

255 Followers 559 Following 2nd place winner of the 1967 Western States Accordion Festival.

Husband, father and grandfather. Love golf, photography, cooking, beer and wine. Retired classroom teacher, principal and technology manager.

Bob Cotter @gibsonsgolfer

1K Followers 775 Following Husband, father and grandfather. Love golf, photography, cooking, beer and wine. Retired classroom teacher, principal and technology manager.

Buddy and Rocky @CRudzinskas

4K Followers 5K Following Dogs and hockey 🐶 🏒

Fly on the wall @Keith_WBL_MN

411 Followers 2K Following Fully Vaxxed | Veteran | Atheist

Coug90 @Coug901

271 Followers 688 Following Common sense. #Resist, #GoCOUGS, WSU

Julie Grossman @JulieGrossman

953 Followers 2K Following Trying to be a good human. 💙

mother of 2 and gramma of 4. The universe will not miss the human race. It’s up to us to get along . My tongue is planted firmly in my cheek. ⚜️ ND

itsalldukkha @price_martha

2K Followers 4K Following mother of 2 and gramma of 4. The universe will not miss the human race. It’s up to us to get along . My tongue is planted firmly in my cheek. ⚜️ ND

Stop the Hypocrisy - .. @thehypocrisy4

4K Followers 5K Following I have NO tolerance for hypocrites or unnecessary drama! #BLM 🌈 ALLY 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜 PRINCE fanatic! 💜

Made In Canada @MadelnCanada

310K Followers 958 Following Canada’s largest independent media company for everything pop culture & sports related 🇨🇦

the crayons will never stay within the lines. embedded software engineer. industrial music aficionado. lover of labs, chiefs, lotus cars & scotch. leftie. #BLM

LotusDave 🇨🇦 �.. @davidtstewart

2K Followers 5K Following the crayons will never stay within the lines. embedded software engineer. industrial music aficionado. lover of labs, chiefs, lotus cars & scotch. leftie. #BLM

Summer @Imgomer75

6K Followers 5K Following I thought I was going through menopause but it turned out to be a boy. I also did a thing called Ironman. #VoteBlue 💙

I'm sure you've already guessed but things didn't go my way re: the Lightfoot show. I'm bent but not broken Thanks for all the support. I even got a nice message from Anne Murray which helps an awful lot... I love Gordon's music sooo much but you know that & they know that RS

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National Park Service @NatlParkService

2 hours ago

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don't make it awkward.

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erica @ericanextdooor

17 hours ago

i’m doing intermittent bitching where i only bitch between the hours of 12 PM & 8 PM

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire

a day ago

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL GUESS WHO STARTED THEIR PERIOD AFTER ACTING INSANE FOR AWHILE

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Garic Goblinhewer @HistoryDwarf

14 hours ago

My dog was just out trying to enjoy the sunset.

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Historic Vids @historyinmemes

17 hours ago

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.

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Susan @bloomingcurious

15 hours ago

Scar? Not the Frankenknee I thought I would have.😊

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Rick Aaron @RickAaron

19 hours ago

Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too? Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.

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kyle @meteormajeure

24 hours ago

one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.

Tom Reagan’s Hat @RufusTSuperfly

a day ago

Wishing I had done this actually, Stevie

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Foolish @cheese5673794

a day ago

@TheBrutalNature Bro went out doing what he loved

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Eli McCann @EliMcCann

2 days ago

My husband has been doing gardening all afternoon and he has been scheduling his friends in shifts to come and sit with him while he does it so he has company. He is not asking for their help. He just wants them to be present. He has given each a watermelon popsicle.

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Justin Tillery @JustinTillery3

2 days ago

@Sharoofa @RaulSoto @RetroNewsNow Oh I get it you're just a twat on the regular. Eat a bag of dicks.

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Stu, For Real @StuForReal

2 days ago

Most cults end up offing themselves so, you know...*taps watch*

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Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird

2 days ago

I fell asleep in my Tragically Hip T-shirt after watching a late-breaking story on the CBC.

Dances With Wools, Esq., MA (Dist.) @EweOughttaKnow

2 days ago

I fell asleep in my Stan Rogers t-shirt and woke up tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage to make a Northwest Passage to the sea (Hey @CraigBaird play along! So many good Canadian ones!)

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The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz

2 days ago

The sluttiest thing a man can do is walk 500 miles & then immediately proceed to walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.

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Tai French @Matrimonified

2 days ago

@dinahaddie @OneWheelONeil I’m sure I saw it somewhere in the InterWebs, but I love it!

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Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @OneWheelONeil

2 days ago

This is GENIUS

Tai French @Matrimonified

2 days ago

I don’t have a lot of hashtag parenting hacks, but I do love filling an inexpensive plastic beverage with gallons of bubble solution so that the kids can easily refill their individual bubble containers!