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probably thinking about tacos / always maybe joking twitter.com/search/?q=%28c… nev-ada not ne-vah-dah Joined July 2018-
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Behold the alkali mariposa lily (Calochortus striatus). This beauty lives in alkali wetlands, like I do. Ash Meadows is the only place its range extends into Nevada. They were just getting started there yesterday, looks like it will be a good year for them.
Feels like it would have been the perfect Friday night to go to Blockbuster
I don’t have guilty pleasures because I don’t assign guilt to pleasure.
heyyy to all the women out there i hope you have a sweet little treat soon. to men i hope you are repenting
Emergency physician: 12 years of education, board certification, yearly continuing education, monitored and accountable for metrics & outcomes, SCOTUS: black wizards robe, medieval times level understanding of medicine and science, religious agenda
Men: Women are gold diggers, gotta be rich and over 6ft to get a woman Women: Arghhh literally all we want is for you to text the night before and the morning of to confirm plans
Hey kids, it's shut the fuck up Friday. Cops are not your friends, do NOT speak to them.
Hey kids, it's shut the fuck up Friday. Cops are not your friends, do NOT speak to them.
good thing it’s not illegal to be adorable bc I’d be in jail by now
it’s so important to be at least a little bit gay
My reply guys b like
Me approaching whatever man that’s bothering my besties
it’s actually crazy that cops behave that way and then get to live in society with the rest of us
I am so sick of the moral panic about everything but killing people.
I'm not liking this slow grind apocalypse. Just rip the bandaid off and attack us aliens
delete the dating apps go to therapy
Sometimes I feel like you guys don’t know people aren’t always 100% serious on this website and that genuinely concerns me
I’m not a 18 year old extra in Tokyo drift.
I’m not a 18 year old extra in Tokyo drift.
We need to start [redacting] the capitalists
philosophy chair getting arrested, an econ prof getting her head smashed against concrete, a street medic being held down and tased, snipers setting up vantage points to shoot at ohio state students -all because of nationwide protests against a genocide- you SHOULD be radicalized
lauren former worm @laurenthew0rm
55K Followers 195 Following
[email protected].. @bb_apes
26K Followers 1K Following I'd rather be controversial than boring. ☼♉︎ ☽♊︎ ↑♒︎ she/her✨ https://t.co/62hOm8EB7Y $100 DM fee $bbapes
scootie 🇵🇸 @lilscootiepuff
15K Followers 878 Following kinda hot but very annoying ~ Ⓥ ~ she/they ~ @scooootiebootie
mentally unstable red.. @BiggRatBastard
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vision bored @visionbored2
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The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith
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mrs papaw @mrsballs69
11K Followers 2K Following I’m shocking and borderline unpalatable, but hey, at least I’m not a bruins fan
mary tyler less @islandinmymind
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Andrew Hilary 🇵�.. @AndrewHilaryUS
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natalayhehoo @highprobably1
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Sea Slug @thesluggoddess
2K Followers 434 Following Welcome. Equal parts depressed & dramatic. She/her 🏳️🌈
Jason Brown @Armbar93
391 Followers 815 Following Husband, Father, UltraMAGA extremist, follower of Jesus Christ. Correctional Probation Officer with Florida Department of Corrections. #BACKTHEBLUE
thea @TheaLibin
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JeanDouglass @PEklD96PgYN4083
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Kiijuan Fuselier @sexualfuse69
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@Austin-bruno420 @AronTjay1988
11 Followers 685 Following A verified ammo vendor hmu for any strap yo need 💯 been selling guns for 9years scared money ain't no money Don't hmu if yo capping ❌ Got all ammo on deck📲
Reezy @andrewreed
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Connie constant @Conniec37604495
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up good @smits4848
50 Followers 146 Following very delusional, idk how to be normal, high priest of the church of moon dragon
zeb @zeb18455
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Saeed @bbewafa462
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Pkay @P_hanman
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MD Ariful islam @MDArifulis72367
221 Followers 886 Following My name is Ariful islam I'm Twitter x Digital marketing expert I will Do organic Twitter x marketing to grow Followers fast
Devin Brown @devbromcradio
3K Followers 5K Following write something new here to keep it fresh . buzz words and trending phrases would be great.
JuiceLee @JuiceLee3k
77 Followers 240 Following Sports fan, music enthusiast, nurse, and dad who has a tendency to say whatever is on my mind. Enjoy the ride.
Lewis Masters @lewis_mast61743
175 Followers 2K Following
Achilles Heel @MyAchillesHeeel
218 Followers 1K Following Recently single at 54, I guess there's no choice but to start over. Here for inspirational memes, puppies and nsfw daily greetings! Progressive minded🌊
Ben @bcmartnev
537 Followers 491 Following
pro @iamaprofr
6 Followers 45 Following
Audrey shoe'splug24/7 @ALillian246780
3 Followers 294 Following Your feet🦶🏽deserve nice shoes👟 Exceptional customer services☎️ Worldwide shipping📦✈️🌍🚛 No refund🙅🏽♂️ DM for prices and orders
Dr. Josh 🌊 @wasabihothot
337 Followers 3K Following all opinions are my own | artist formerly known as momma cobra chicken, who is not a real doctor | لأجلك ألف مرةٍ أُخرى
Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee
1K Followers 2K Following So ready to hug an ET ✨ Bay Area Artist🎨 Feral Zoomer 💫 Prequel lover 🛸♌️☀️♓️🌙♉️⬆️🖤
🪬 NotjustanotherJo.. @bacontacooo
2K Followers 3K Following Be someone's light.a 🩵 ✊🏽/ 🔗 https://t.co/N7pf3rs4Ya #HTTC
whitley @whitleybroooke
8 Followers 67 Following
Lee Craven @Crave_case3
6 Followers 1K Following
Mike @Hi_dr_mike
83 Followers 203 Following
Taniwhali @taniwhali
214 Followers 793 Following
Derek Carlaw @derek_carl63716
164 Followers 880 Following
Corey cohost.org/mumb.. @IsJackLucky
97 Followers 2K Following
Ole Oaftad @bow_island
193 Followers 1K Following
bumpercarl @bumper_carlos
5 Followers 283 Following
lauren former worm @laurenthew0rm
55K Followers 195 Following
[email protected].. @bb_apes
26K Followers 1K Following I'd rather be controversial than boring. ☼♉︎ ☽♊︎ ↑♒︎ she/her✨ https://t.co/62hOm8EB7Y $100 DM fee $bbapes
scootie 🇵🇸 @lilscootiepuff
15K Followers 878 Following kinda hot but very annoying ~ Ⓥ ~ she/they ~ @scooootiebootie
mentally unstable red.. @BiggRatBastard
13K Followers 2K Following BTE ///. bisexual, bipolar, and a bitch ///. cashapp: $briiash07
vision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 985 Following
The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith
17K Followers 907 Following views expressed are not in relation to the Department of Justice, professional Ben Simmons hater, cheesesteak whisperer
mrs papaw @mrsballs69
11K Followers 2K Following I’m shocking and borderline unpalatable, but hey, at least I’m not a bruins fan
mary tyler less @islandinmymind
6K Followers 1K Following virgo sun, infj moon, anxiety rising • https://t.co/4pQT8hRDwF ⬅️ $6 OF here ➕ tip jar open! 🚫 No DMs, I turned them off but this app is f’ed
Andrew Hilary 🇵�.. @AndrewHilaryUS
12K Followers 3K Following Future Dead Guy. Wholesome Ice Cream Man, Unhinged Comedian, Host of @WorstWeekYet
natalayhehoo @highprobably1
38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.
Sea Slug @thesluggoddess
2K Followers 434 Following Welcome. Equal parts depressed & dramatic. She/her 🏳️🌈
Shut the Fuck Up Frid.. @InvokeTheFifth
9K Followers 1 Following This is a bot account. Follow for a weekly reminder that you should never speak to police. Never speak to feds. Celebrate every Friday.
Claudia De La Cruz & .. @votesocialist24
40K Followers 371 Following The 2024 campaign of Claudia De La Cruz for President & Karina Garcia for VP, running with the Party for Socialism and Liberation. #VoteSocialist2024
feeling: @freecliquelover
178 Followers 229 Following you can’t take down the sweetest girl in the world
The X Wife @TheWifeYouLove
31K Followers 9K Following Ridiculous & disgusting things go on here....like sarcastic things. (gasp). I also share music. I probably don’t like you. Fuck off.
first ethical space c.. @cowboybecsbop
16K Followers 353 Following big fan of guitar hero and swords. sasquatch is real and he is scared of me
daz @shrimp_liker
117 Followers 118 Following
Helen Branswell 🇨�.. @HelenBranswell
221K Followers 2K Following I cover infectious diseases @statnews. 2020 Polk winner. Nieman '11. She/her. #H5N2 #birdflu #Covid #polio #flu, #RSV. I have not paid for a blue checkmark.
that valley girl @thecalimelody
2K Followers 820 Following occasionally have some hot takes& probably not on your team. super basic. a parody account.
More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS
260K Followers 2K Following Media that builds power for working people. Nonprofit newsroom. Reach out: [email protected] Voicemail/text: 202-505-4556 Job listings are on our site
Tipsy Angel Smoo🤍�.. @blonde_opinion
124K Followers 6K Following a kind person who occasionally likes pineapple on her pizza
Jono @whoinvitedjon
5K Followers 5K Following I work hard, and I play hard. Wait - I actually just work a regular amount and I don't really play that much either tbh
TaylorLorenz.Substack.. @TaylorLorenz
342K Followers 10K Following Tech reporter, host of Power User podcast on Vox Media. Buy my book EXTREMELY ONLINE (out now!) Subscribe to my YouTube 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Fletch ⭕️🚀👍.. @leeper21
232 Followers 1K Following Top 5% reply guy. Here for the wine🍷I'm told my trip is short 🚀 my advice to you: engage your glutes
Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs
12K Followers 4K Following Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖
Brandi Denise @lolbrandidenise
1K Followers 388 Following Standup Comedian and I act on TV - Moontower Festival Austin, TX April 17-20 📺 The New Comicview on BET+ FAMU ALUMNI 🐍
Molls @mollymarie03
2K Followers 797 Following Sports Yeller. Cat Lady. Trash Mouth. Retired Alcoholic. Geriatric Mom. All Black Lives Matter. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ She/her.
Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
137K Followers 147K Following I like the ocean & coffee. My second album, Ladybug out now on iTunes.
Rae Kennedy @raekennedy_
57K Followers 824 Following Author. Artist. Weirdo. Writer of fluffy, funny, STEAMY, swoony romance. Swoony is totally a word. she/her
Arthur King of the Br.. @thekingofbriton
22 Followers 71 Following Compliment King. Apprentice to Merlin. Semi insomniac ramblings, Satire account. Mild intellectual. Disabled Veteran, 4chan Explorer. Go Stars!
jules 🇵🇸antifa .. @punishedjules
1K Followers 931 Following 33, she/her, shit posters never take the day off, it’s all a joke, dirty commie, free Palestine, 🇲🇽
swoley cannoli @machecazzodicii
5K Followers 507 Following she/her/goddess.💪💪. getting paid to exist. you’re not legally allowed to argue with me if you’re under 25. CEO @ Scaring the Hoes.
Margaret Cho @margaretcho
435K Followers 85K Following on tour now! tap link below for tickets, and follow me on TikTok https://t.co/RDjq2s74qy
Don't Tell Comedy @donttellcomedy
2K Followers 280 Following Secret Live Pop-Up Comedy Shows 150+ Cities 🤫 Watch Our Stand-Up Specials on YouTube!
Gnome "doing their da.. @annethegnome
26K Followers 1K Following gay-dhd&d ⚔ they/she ⚔ TTRPG creator, writer, mycophile, rabble rouser https://t.co/a0x0nr9PyX
3rd grade spelling be.. @thecliquelover
1K Followers 441 Following try explaining me to a victorian child
greg @gandalf_thegreg
3K Followers 1K Following pineapple pizza advocate. pronouns:dragon/nighthawk. mortgages by day driving crooner by night. i like sports & memes #vegasborn #raidernation #ringthebell
splendid alfonso @AlexMartinGreat
306 Followers 1K Following a true pirate, in the days when that meant something
Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama
47K Followers 2K Following Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Co-host of @fatfrenchfab. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Words: @cracked @TheBeaverton
em 🐻🖤 @_abcdemilee
8K Followers 879 Following • Brad Marchand fangirl • lifting, video games, sports • #NHLBruins • #birdland • $abcdemilee
tay @tay_samps
2K Followers 919 Following the dust ruffle is blowing as if in the wind but the windows are shut
SluttyBaka @SluttyBachAah
166 Followers 872 Following 🍍person, LGBTQ/SW ally, anti-bigotry, pro-science, pro-democracy
mr. big honkin caboos.. @brwnbttwn
1K Followers 925 Following professional degenerate, part time hater, full-time himbo. the polymath formerly known as @brownabouttowne
brady @bradiscus
1K Followers 1K Following Go Devils - Hail State - okay piano player - FUTURE LAWYER - personal account
DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm
1.5M Followers 832 Following Your leading source for quick reliable news. Home for healthy and liberating discussion on all things pop culture. (Amazon links shared may earn us commissions)
jennifer @lnhales
3K Followers 720 Following hotter on the internet / $25 dm fee 🧸 venmo: jenn-n 🫧cashapp: $jennseasick 🏀 ball: @jennyandone 🌶️ @jasminesnow69
c a r l @cargnarlie
465 Followers 506 Following zeppelin didn’t write tunes everybody liked. they left that to the bee gees •pan• •28• •18+•
Mr Orca @Borman579891
74 Followers 107 Following
sho hoe🐀 @ogshoshi
23K Followers 2K Following ✨️live✨️laugh✨️toaster bath✨️ just here to live tweet my mental breakdowns #actuallyautistic @alt_ogshoshi FREE PALESTINE
when you get high and do your makeup and try to take pictures of how pretty it looks
Let’s have a day internet strangers. I hope you all get laid.
Iconic 90s-early 2000s movie character zodiac signs ✨💃
Greta van fleet sounds pretty good when you don’t got a bitch in your ear crying about Led Zeppelin
Here’s my mom! Not us matching with the front tucked shirts lmao
On arrival in Japan: "I don't really want a toilet to spray me in the butt." Upon returning from Japan: "What, am I just supposed to wipe my own ass like some kind of caveman?" One week after returning from Japan:
AMERICAN COLLEGE STUDENTS: you need to rebrand. stop calling it an encampment. call it a settlement. admin will love that shit
Why would these kids respect the police who sat outside their classrooms doing nothing while they were being shot at?
this flag is actually perfect because you can see the Israeli flag occupying the Palestinian flag
bored of taking nudes in my apartment i’m gonna start doing shoots at my friends places
I needed this hugo spritz so bad.
you’d look better on your knees
red is a good goddamn colour 🍓💋
Can’t wait for women like this give birth lol, you’re in for a surprise sweetheart
@ClosingScore @stillgray According to the Mayo Clinic, it’s safe for women to exercise a couple of days after giving birth. Although, I suspect the problem had been long-standing before she gave birth. Because, you know, feminism. mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifest….
Oh I think some police are very much in sight
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
how do you tell the people you care about to just say no to chiropractors
Right wingers: “pedophiles deserve the death penalty” Also right wingers: “I’m a 40 year old who prefers barely legal teenagers.” “It’S LeGAL” 👴🏻
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