Janel Comeau š @VeryBadLlama
Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Co-host of @fatfrenchfab. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Words: @cracked @TheBeaverton linktr.ee/allwitnobrevity Halifax, Canada Joined January 2012-
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thereās this guy on tiktok who video calls chatgpt, shows it objects, asks āhow much gram,ā then weighs them, and if chatgpt is wrong he puts his phone in the fridge where chatgpt is forced to chat with the condiments. rokoās basilisk is definitely making a note of this man.
[standing in line to watch Green Day perform 45 minutes of musical criticism about the Bush administration] gosh I hope there are no politics at this rock festival
Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"
this is how dogs look at you when youāre trying to convince them to come inside from the rain before your nutball neighbour calls the SPCA on you
this is how dogs look at you when youāre trying to convince them to come inside from the rain before your nutball neighbour calls the SPCA on you
I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but thatās bullshit you got autism from your dad
will never understand how Canadians became known for saying āehā when we should be known for our ability to make the phase āokay buddyā mean everything from āof course I will give my life for yoursā to āI am the drunkest man alive and I am going to fight you in this parking lotā
when my father tells me heās having grilled meat and boiled potatoes for dinner for the 487th time in a row because āthatās what dinner is supposed to beā
girl are you the rapture because you keep saying you're going to come soon but I think you're gonna be disappointed
thatās me in the corner thatās me in the spotlight looking for the bathroom
if you say the words āwow I have a busy couple of weeks ahead of meā, even in your own head, every single one of your current Libby holds will descend upon you all at once like wolves on a limping deer
we are the sons of the jimmies you couldn't kimmel

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