Chris @citehchris
do not ask me to elaborate stl ➡️ den ➡️ chi Joined August 2017-
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chilis has always been a solid bit, never once thought it’d be a reality for me though. crazy how life is so full of surprises
(me who has been dumb and forgetful my whole life) i really think covid messed with my brain
you start flirting on twitter & next thing you know you find yourself sending a just landed text while a little shitposter is circling the arrival terminal
one thing i forgot about living in the midwest is how often i find myself in a situation where im ordering fried cheese curds for the table
(on a first date 3 margaritas deep) sorry if im acting weird it’s just i’ve never felt this kind of love before
put on my special occasions shirt to drink espresso martinis at chilis grill and bar
i know it’s short notice but are you free to babysit this weekend? pretty easy gig you just have to make me a hot dog and carry me to my bed when i fall asleep on the couch after drinking 12 beers
(person who tweets 78 times a day) i just want to disappear into a forest and never talk to anyone again
a girl once brought me back a big bottle of beer from a brewery she visited on a trip and i almost cried
a girl once brought me back a big bottle of beer from a brewery she visited on a trip and i almost cried
by the age of 30 you should have contemplated if sports gambling is your only path to retirement
summer date idea: fly out to banff national park for a hike and then get obliterated at the most beautiful chilis
glad you made it safely, i’m home now too. have a great night
glad you made it safely, i’m home now too. have a great night
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chilis has always been a solid bit, never once thought it’d be a reality for me though. crazy how life is so full of surprises
"You okay playing for a Harbaugh??" Inside @nickysamac’s emotional draft call 🥺
Tequila trio babyyy
forgot i drank the four loko so we’re trying this instead
me when i’m cute if you even care….
a quick chop chop, no one will notice
this mimosa tastes like cutting all my hair off again
It takes at least $19.99 to get me horni
my dad went to culinary school 😛
sunrise in jax and things <3
Update: idk if there will be a second date