Pastrami Mommy @Ewelannawhite
a half-sour pickle | *ctor, vo artist and comedy writer | contributor @realpunknews @harddrivemag @bwaybeatnews linktr.ee/Elannawhite She/her Joined July 2010-
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(sexting) uh-huh and then after you finish we’ll go to the spices and herbs store
I’m annoyed by two hundred people!!!!!! *Opens a bag of goldfish crackers* Hmm… actually I exist to love
they should make a tree that’s comfortable to sit with your back against it
just saw a cocktail on a menu with burrata water in it ridgewood needs to be STOPPED
though the discourse may be never-ending one should always stop to ponder, “who am i without a little outfit?”
love the tinned fish trend. cat food for adults that costs $40
my literal favorite bitch. suppository night goblin heathen worm queen of wet earth. dunce of dunces and blight of all birds. spirit sister of the turgid rat, eye of the hidden, long forgotten matriarch of the oldest failures of god. final diamond at the end of time. the Kiwi
my literal favorite bitch. suppository night goblin heathen worm queen of wet earth. dunce of dunces and blight of all birds. spirit sister of the turgid rat, eye of the hidden, long forgotten matriarch of the oldest failures of god. final diamond at the end of time. the Kiwi https://t.co/WEsmVv2AU1
whenever i find out about a new vitamin you can be deficient in, that’s the kind of shit that pisses me off like what do you mean i need to worry about vitamin k now?????
Whenever a hot girl says something funny, guys are like wait that was actually really funny. Like yes…….that’s why I said it
when you open up a fresh bulb of garlic and one of those freaks is the size of the palm of your hand, that is something that is very positive to my mental health
having a hot doctor is so important because instead of saying “i have a doctor’s appointment” you get to say “i have an appointment with my hot doctor”
Hollow Knight (2017)
anyone have a pet who likes to hang out with a comfort toy in their mouth? waffle has a pretty impressive rotation
love how a one piece bathing suit is $82 but one single bikini top? also $82 :)
just a poor boy @runthejules18
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this film photo my friend took of me photographing my hot dog is the most beautiful thing… I’ve ever seen…
Welcome to Julio's fantasy world. The HBO Original Series #Fantasmas is coming to @StreamOnMax this June.
Just 3 cute little squirrel looking out the window. #birdcpp
This was crazy..
I had a necklace made for a former coworker and she cried today when I gave it to her. Her sweet ol’ ween passed away a few weeks ago…he was such a good boy and she loved him so much. The little embroidered picture looks just like him 🥺
Don't forget to put your May flowers out. This old Irish custom involves gathering flowers on May Eve (or in some places on May day morning) and leaving them in front of the main threshold. It was believed to protect the house from harm or evil.
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My 10 y/o son has a lot of friends who show up on our doorstep but by far my most fave lil dude has got to be the one who always appears holdin a fistful of ham