Andrew Gillespie @andrewg5000
actually no thats not the truth Andrew you werent invited •Actor/whatever/etc • Cohost of @odcastpay • words:@BwayBeatNews @HumorTimes• rep:@stewarttalent🏳️🌈 linktr.ee/andrewg5000 New York, NY Joined December 2013-
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Kinda need to consume every josh o connor movie there is idk
Some of y’all haven’t fucked a dancer and it shows
(Patrick signals that he fucked tashi out of genuine love for art he agreed to throw the match but cares about art too much to not let him win honorably and he knows that will light a fire under his ass and he’ll win the match so Patrick wins the war he has his cake and eats it)
Song of the year methinks??
Song of the year methinks?? https://t.co/0UZSQUrhyN
“Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah” — an excerpt from “Yeahx10 (MIXED)” by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross
Open the schools
Moonlight, civil war, the iron claw, the zone of interest, dicks the musical, spring breakers, Beau is afraid, the eternal daughter, bodies bodies bodies, marcel the shell with shoes on, the tragedy of macbeth, red rocket, and uncut gems are all basically the same movie
Moonlight, civil war, the iron claw, the zone of interest, dicks the musical, spring breakers, Beau is afraid, the eternal daughter, bodies bodies bodies, marcel the shell with shoes on, the tragedy of macbeth, red rocket, and uncut gems are all basically the same movie
yall haters corny with that kylie jenner mess
Should I kill myself??
2024 Teabody Award Winner
Pretty annoying how I can’t watch challengers again right now
Are you fucking kidding me
Here’s how zendaya can still show up at the grove tonight:🧵(1/92)
Yes, horror, famously a genre that never does well and is on the brink of disappearing
Well yes but about how much she hates y’all…
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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this rules
The home media release of ‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ will include a version of the entire movie with the original footage of the actors in mo-cap suits. (Source: m.youtube.com/watch?v=GKBoD2…)
Bee Movie would have to be LGBeeTQ+ Movie now x.com/variety/status…
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
First look at Adam Driver & Nathalie Emmanuel in Francis Ford Coppola’s ‘MEGALOPOLIS’ (Source: @VanityFair | vntyfr.com/M5L2FMf)
i have never heard an antizionist or leftist wish sexual assault on a protestor on the other side of any action. i have seen the reverse happen countless times irl and on video, though
Female isr*el supporter at ucla wishes r*pe on students outside the ucla encampment today #roycehall #UCLA
1 Actress, 4 roles.
1 actress, 4 roles.
dating apps aren’t working anymore, i’m gonna start sitting next to couples at challengers screenings
There is no limit to the amount of money I’d pay to eat a T-Rex
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 bit.ly/trexkintochick… #DinosaurDay
I took my 6yo to softball practice and then realized it was canceled. My 6yo smiled at me, "Well, look at that, we yelled at each other for nothing."
let’s talk about it
Are we finally ready to put some respect on Suspiria 2018?
What do you think calling for a ceasefire & divestment from weapons manufacturers is??