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a day ago

stephen king has written some of the all time best horror villains such as normal guy and cocaine dog

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one thing u can do if ur hanging out with a new acquaintance is tell them fake facts about the movie garden state. u can be like “did u know 23 people died while filming garden state?” and they’ll be like “woah wtf” and you’ll be like “ik fucked up right ?”

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2 days ago

need to prioritize capturing more selfies of me in my apartment. to look at in 6 years

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3 days ago

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

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3 days ago

Woman Collapses Onto Couch After Work Like a Weary Detective No Closer to Solving Small-Town Murder: ow.ly/L2Xt50X1RbL

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3 days ago

i’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. the sun will go down and i’ll be like “wow…..remember when the sun was up……..i miss who i was then”

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4 days ago

I don’t understand ppl who wake up from sleeping all confused. For me it’s like ok I was just asleep but now I’m awake. Pretty straightforward. And to make things even easier im in my bedroom which is very familiar to me so I wake up and im like ok yeah this is my room

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4 days ago

i like in the great British baking show when they help each other. like I’m a child watching a show that teaches u morals

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5 days ago

my cat got raptured wait nvm here he is

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6 days ago

i feel like im a lesser tier of adult than most people. i’m just like genuinely not good at it. my sister woke up at 6, went to the gym, then baked a loaf of sourdough bread. i took pre-workout to do the dishes & then didn’t do them

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6 days ago

How to Live a Happy Life Even Though You Can’t Stop Thinking About How Your Childhood Pets Deserved Better: ow.ly/NHbs50WZHCH

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6 days ago

yeah sry im listening i just needed to type “buy pasta sauce” into my notes app rly quick for some reason

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a week ago

something u realize in ur twenties is that u should avoid sitting down at all costs. u sit down for a sec then suddenly it’s 11 pm and then 13 weeks have gone by and then BOOM it’s christmas and u haven’t gotten gifts for anybody. and they won’t say it but ya u ruined the day

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2 weeks ago

kind of obsessed with being the bearer of bad news. like ya something rly bad happened :( and i’m kind of the main guy who knows :( and ugh it sucks but ya ur definitely gonna need to gather round and give me ur full attention :(

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2 weeks ago

to me “old money” is just having some money leftover from your previous paycheck when you get your next one. oh this? just a little thing i like to call generational wealth