tate @50FirstTates
just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement under a bridge Joined January 2020-
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what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do
goat behavior expert here. not sure what i'm looking at. did not know they could do this. what the fuck
goat behavior expert here. not sure what i'm looking at. did not know they could do this. what the fuck
hell yeah it’s 4/20 can’t wait to celebrate by smoking some weed!! (i’ve smoked weed every single day for the better part of 2 decades)
your honor with all due respect shut uppppp like who cares it’s literally not a big deal no one gives a shit
my younger cousin just sent a picture of him drinking seltzers in the family group chat and said “i think i have clawtism” and my grandma left the group i’m crying
get so confused when people say "you don't really like coffee unless you drink it black." okay and you don't really like pasta because you eat it with alfredo sauce? can you relax
me and my squad after the 50 pack of eclipse glasses i got on amazon for $1.19 turn out to be knock offs:
the traffic in question
the traffic in question https://t.co/kDmqh3lKE1
just ONCE i’d like to casually enjoy a milkshake in my yard without being absolutely INUNDATED with boys
RIP the ancient greeks. y’all would have loved syphilis and herpes
$120 for a tire rotation? trust me they rotate. buddy how do you think i got here
thought i didn’t understand cryptocurrency so i did some research into it and it turns out i understood it perfectly it’s just that it ACTUALLY doesn’t make any sense
Had to stop playing Mario Kart bc getting hit w the blue shell turns me into a fox news anchor I start saying shit like “So I’m being punished for being in 1st? It’s not my fault the other racers are lazy and didn’t put in the mf work like I did to get good at this game”
everyone got that one whistleblowing homie. the dude who’s always uncovering corruption and dying under mysterious circumstances
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If a cop pulled me over right now and asked how drunk I was I would tell him I need a cigarette but was fine to drive. You guys know that feeling?
what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do
don’t care + didn’t ask + uncrushable pigeon
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
There’s a reason workday rhymes with birthday. Every day in the office is a celebration
This hinge shit has always been easy
i pray my peanits gets big as the eiffel tower so i can jork my peanits for 72 hours
zendaya really went from dune 2 to dune 2 guys at the same time 🫡
YOU GOTTA GIVE
These ‘pee stain denim’ designer jeans have an eye-popping price tag: ‘Why would anyone wear this?’ trib.al/ygVyrWf
i need to stop taking melatonin before bed because it is giving me fever dreams. last night i dreamed i made a billboard #1 hit single and the only lyric i can still remember is “smokin on that shit that made gumby pregnant”
I forgot to bring my camera fml
I'd save my pet over certain family members. My pet loves me 🤷🏽♀️
if i was the president i would not ban tiktok. because a lot of people would get mad at me and that would make me cry. i would also not help anyone do genocide, for that same reason
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ohhhh i get it. it’s called a stoplight because you stop at the light
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