ellie schnitt! @holy_schnitt
(e)girl next door• https://t.co/jHrUCSZWSj• podcaster!! • she/her • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: @unitedtalent [email protected] podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lat… New York, NY Joined February 2012-
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have you ever eaten a sandwich that was so good it changed your life? a sandwich that you dream about to this day? describe it to me please I am looking for inspiration
I actually do love being on a zoom call and admiring how beautiful I look in the fuzzy webcam camera. it’s like a modern impressionist painting. degas painting young professionals
well we need to have a long conversation about the prophecy. like…to be a hopeless romantic who feels like love never chooses them? to beg and scream at the sky for one person who doesn’t leave? devastating to relate to a song like this but here I am!!!!
I get so insane with new taylor swift albums like when people I know give even light criticism I get MEAN like I had to remove myself from a group chat tonight bc I was about to say some foul things
I cry a lot but i’m so productive!!!!! Laughed out loud actually cackled
lmao taylor saw your think pieces about matty healy and wrote but daddy I love him
MY FRIENDS SAID ITS NOT RIGHT TO BE SCARED EVERY DAY OF A LOVE AFFAIR???? oh let me at him
taylor swift wrote down bad and now i’m going to kill my self in front of her
heyyyy hey. hey listen. look at me do not scroll past. no matter what TTPD brings you don’t have to text your ex. u just don’t! taylor wouldn’t want that!! don’t disappoint her!!!
the funniest thing about new taylor swift albums is how I never actively learn the new lyrics they all just sort of absorb into my brain and 2 days later I can recite them a capella without even thinking
well it’s not called the happy fun time poets department
as I was leaving the bar my friend said “you were a hit tonight. an absolute crowd favorite” and I just wanna say that’s the kind of validation I will be expecting going forward
as a chronically late girl I thank god every day for Black Tank Top and Jeans… I would be nowhere without u baby
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I did it 😜 is ESPRESSO by sabrina carpenter her best single yet? *Track & Music Video Review* youtu.be/UQmpAVghHJ8
I know a main channel video dropped yesterday but what if another one drops today?
Well yes
looove wearing clothes. but putting them away? not so much
Every once in a while there is someone who does a meme format so well that we have to retire the meme in their honor
a greater woman stays cool, but i howl like a wolf at the moon
The chocolate bar Charlie puth lyric kinda legitness cuz it’s real asf. Ur lying if you haven’t been like high asf eating Canes and was like…….Girl what happened to the cheetah girls?! Or something of that nature
nah bc someone said joe couldnt even land the lead role in his own breakup album and i havent been able to stop thinking about it since😭
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this tweet is just proof that you will always meet the love of your life when you’re least expecting to
Happy belated Independence Day from your local neighborhood independent girlies 😎 See you tonight Kansas Cityyy
my two personalities fighting each other
“I just don’t understand how you don’t miss me” is literally one of Taylor’s most heartbreaking lyrics of all time oh my god