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they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy mepage.is/BlastZonePod Coastal Elite Joined July 2018-
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Local car dealership commercials are great because when I’m about to make a large purchase that will impact my credit for years I really want to entrust that decision to the goofiest dipshit imaginable
Where was his Oscar nom
Lower back tattoo idea
Do you know what would happen if 20,000 US students suddenly went to Iran? The energy drink market in America would COLLAPSE
Do you know what would happen if 20,000 US students suddenly went to Iran? The energy drink market in America would COLLAPSE
The name Ron is short for Wrong
i love living in the Stupid Future
new macklemore is 🔥🔥🔥 he’s still got it
i need to stop taking melatonin before bed because it is giving me fever dreams. last night i dreamed i made a billboard #1 hit single and the only lyric i can still remember is “smokin on that shit that made gumby pregnant”
I mean it's a tough issue. On one hand we're militarizing our law enforcement to serve an extremist foreign nation against our own civilians, and also this is a one handed man there is no other hand.
it is not antisemitic to protest the war crimes of the state of Israel, and its US-backed military the IDF, against the innocent civilians of Gaza.
Fine I’ll do it. I will buy TikTok so it doesn’t have to shut down. But I’m gonna be super irresponsible with everybody’s data
sadly many of you would fold in almost any situation involving a man in a cloak
Inflation is actually a good thing it means money is going viral
expressing racism is too easy now. You just get online and post shit. People used to make entire crosses and stitch entire robes. They were doing CRAFTS
One thing I wish we kept from the 2010s was the frozen yogurt shops with the toppings buffet. I was so close to mastering my topping method and poof. They all vanished
u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today
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M @MatthewHipskin1
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i can be your long lo.. @PallaviGunalan
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Natalie @jbfan911
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tate @50FirstTates
36K Followers 626 Following just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement
Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji
139K Followers 1K Following I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Yy25
fredesque @FredTaming
27K Followers 892 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
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Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad
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stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
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Interesting MTG Art @interesting_mtg
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My boss when I generate revenue with my labor
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
There was this dealership back home where, every October, this guy would air the same ad where he was dressed as a Dracula. When the camera pulled back, there were these huge dollar signs on the inside of his cape. His name...and get this...was Count Yourmoney!!!
Local car dealership commercials are great because when I’m about to make a large purchase that will impact my credit for years I really want to entrust that decision to the goofiest dipshit imaginable
“then they cry” from the team that filed a grievance after two games is crazy
Oubre said he didn’t want to get into any “back and forth nonsense” with Knicks, but on them saying the Embiid-Robinson play was dirty: “I’m not gonna comment on what they’re commenting on. They’re gonna hit, then we hit back, then they cry…Let’s just hoop, this ain’t the WWE.”
@PeterBotte @FredKatz “Im not gonna comment on it but playing physical in the paint is totally the same thing as ripping someone down by the ankles while throwing a temper tantrum”
@PeterBotte @FredKatz There’s a difference between playing with physicality and intentionally trying to injure somebody. Which the 76ers clearly have no ability to differentiate the two.
@DrakeGatsby Abolish car dealerships. (But the commercials are comedy)
@DrakeGatsby A cowboy hat and a clip on tie? Buddy, here’s my social security number
saw a billy mays commercial last night and took pics like I was at a concert
best box movie theater candy? (yeah i'm seeing challengers today)
I wonder if "easter eggs" in TV shows and movies are a clever nod to something or other. If so, hilarious..
i’m the guy who didn’t believe bruno mars was in the spot on saturday night. but i have to admit — he showed me
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