old tom @YuckyTom
proud mother to four robust conservative boys mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… new jersey Joined April 2011-
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this flag is actually perfect because you can see the Israeli flag occupying the Palestinian flag
this flag is actually perfect because you can see the Israeli flag occupying the Palestinian flag
This guy is gonna be talking so fast
This guy is gonna be talking so fast https://t.co/1ZvVZq0XkH
dude at the bar just asked me what i thought about this year’s draft class and i said buddy i’m wearing a britney spears shirt and i just ordered six green tea shots i have no thoughts on the subject
The way Stan sits in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it's so badass
sadly many of you would fold in almost any situation involving a man in a cloak
hey just checking in! how are you and your ugly boyfriend?
same energy
what’s a cover song that’s better than the original? i’m gonnna start with chvrches ‘do i wanna know?’ over the arctic monkeys bc i know it’ll destroy some of you
the rage in this is killin me
put the hammers away rn
put the hammers away rn
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tell ur mommmm her pussy is loose idc
@maaanidk @OdinValk0620 @bordyjojordy Anyone who goes on the internet with no anonymity by default opens themselves up to criticism. Tell your "friends" to stop posting pictures of themselves if they don't want to be called out for what they are.
im smooth and lotioned and tucked into my lil bed and i love my friends :)
being sweaty and offputting in NOLA
high stakes painting rn (drunk and wearing clothes i like)
@LCJReviews I won't see it. I will prevent others from seeing it if at all possible.
I’ve been playing tennis for 17 years. It’s a fast-paced game. To see slow-motion used so prominently in #Challengers was frustrating, along with the techno music, flimsy dialogue and outrageous New Rochelle windstorm. Terrible soap opera. Ridiculous sports movie. Double fault.
Doc Rivers definitely be saying shit like “you still needed to borrow that $23?” in front of the hoes
Doc Rivers on Damian Lillard: “I think it's his Achilles again... In the overtime, he literally said, 'I'll be the decoy. I just can't go as far as explosion.'” (via @eric_nehm)
for some reason the album remixed by boys noize has been on spotify for a while now, and those slap
Disappointing youth slang update: bop now means slut. I love the word bop and we didn't need another word for slut, so it brings me no pleasure to report this.
Also let people be funny!!! You telling me “This happened to my buddy Eric” is USELESS?!???
just watched the first episode of fallout and really enjoyed it! i love ella purnell sooo much
he moves around like a boston dynamics robot
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