Skoog @Skoog
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It’s not a coincidence that NYPD’s siege on Columbia is happening tonight
It’s not a coincidence that NYPD’s siege on Columbia is happening tonight
my manager at the dick sucking factory solemnly erases the 114 off the “days since last accident chalkboard” and replaces it with a 0. we stand in a line and do the dick suckers salute as they wheel jimmy’s body out of the building.
yeah i like to gamble. that's what i call it when i take three melotonin with six modelos and log onto microsoft teams.
i'm routinely reminded of how tribal i can get. when someone messes with my people i flex up and start headbutting door frames.
satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H- me: wow you’re tall satan: thanks? me: how tall are you? satan: i dunno like 6’6”, 6’11” with the horns? me: [twirling hair] omg “with horns”! you are SO funny
Are there any stable, put together women who want a dumb lovable husband who tries his best
text her “I want you bro” then turn off your phone
Probably.
Probably. https://t.co/lxHSXq7AKI
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
don’t worry. if your podcast co-host is good at stand up then that means you are too!
imagine seeing these protests and thinking “im gonna be like the pro-vietnam war people in the 60s. history will remember me like those saints.”
this movie's about tennis?
universal healthcare and tiddies
satire is no longer possible to discern
This made me way more emotional than I expected I’m kind of tearing up??
i know libertarians are annoying af but no real free speech libertarian would actually support this
i know libertarians are annoying af but no real free speech libertarian would actually support this
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If you still have a college decision to make, would strongly reiterate this advice. The perceived value of an Ivy League degree is going to go down a lot. natesilver.net/p/go-to-a-stat…
thinking of robbing a bank in NYC tonight
a very small influencer married into a billionaire family and i am absolutely dying over her demanding this insta handle
Bots are coming up w new material yall
nypd is going to *at best* assault a bunch of college students to defend the right of a foreign country to slaughter civilians without being scrutinized. how can anyone stomach this? will people finally wake up en masse?
Absolutely insane footage of the NYPD entering Columbia University. It’s endless.
It’s not a coincidence that NYPD’s siege on Columbia is happening tonight
Rafah is being decimated, there is nowhere else left to go. Israel is now bombing more than 1.7 million civilians trapped in Rafah, Gaza's last place of refuge. A massacre is happening in Rafah right now and the world is silent.
Manic me wants to quit my job, sell my stuff and move to Brooklyn and work in this little karaoke bar in east village
the generation that popularized breweries all have kids and dogs now. there’s gonna be kids and dogs at the brewery.
@Skoog the best brewery in my town has like 12 pinball machines, a kids menu, and signs encouraging dogs. breweries are dad spaces.
@Skoog Hell, two of my friends had both of their baby showers at breweries. It was great, and a much more fun vibe than I was used to
Sorry I haven’t been funny on the internet in a while, been too busy experiencing the warm and nurturing embrace of a healthy relationship with the loml
BREAKING NEWS Insiders at Screen Crush have reported that Ryan Arey used to collect Manager Doug’s piss in a bottle and throw it in Colton Ogburns face so he didn’t have to take him outside when making a video
As a kid, I used to see tags like these & think they were the coolest shit ever. It used to blow my mind that people w/ this level of talent were kind enough to show off their abilities in public spaces. Now that I'm an adult, It feels good knowing that kid me was 100% right
I wanna do a summer camp for dudes who feel like losers where I spend like 3 weeks gassing them up and helping them figure out how to dress and practice their rizz on my hot friends