Kyle Ayers @kyleayers
Comedian from Conan @neverseenitshow @boastrattle show on Sirius XM, Doing Lines fake sports betting pod; get my album: https://t.co/PnXRVouASj linktr.ee/kyleayers Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2009-
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Blaming "PC crap" for less comedy is the embarrassing part. TV isn't the same. The industry has changed so much, even in the last like 16-18 years. Just google "Jerry Seinfeld 17" and examples will pop up.
Blaming "PC crap" for less comedy is the embarrassing part. TV isn't the same. The industry has changed so much, even in the last like 16-18 years. Just google "Jerry Seinfeld 17" and examples will pop up.
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Actually there’s a lot of police in sight they’re walking by w the masks on and carrying that banner
Actually there’s a lot of police in sight they’re walking by w the masks on and carrying that banner
Playing some more here at 4:30p PST today. If I can find some random folks we'll try and run a gameshow in the video game.
Playing some more here at 4:30p PST today. If I can find some random folks we'll try and run a gameshow in the video game.
Gonna stream some Fallout 76 tonight at 7p PST. Getting the ol' twitch back up and running to raise money to take my comedy show about living in pain, "Hard to Say" to the Edinburgh Fringe Fest this year. Anyways. Working out the tech tonight. twitch.tv/kyleprimevideo
I'm not sure "signing measure that could ban Tik Tok (a primary source of info for young people) while kids are being assaulted by police during on-campus protests" is going to excited and mobilize the youth vote for him.
I'm not sure "signing measure that could ban Tik Tok (a primary source of info for young people) while kids are being assaulted by police during on-campus protests" is going to excited and mobilize the youth vote for him.
Tom DeTrinis has never seen Suits, but he rewrote it. He’s pretty sure it’s a…. 1940s whodunnit? Maybe? Hear / watch his full script wherever you podcast. ⤵️ linktr.ee/neverseenit
my god this is going to be devastating
my god this is going to be devastating
Man it’s gotta feel weird being in the NBA and your dunk gets blocked by an old wine dad
Love sideline reporters during NBA games. “You’re at work right now and work isn’t going great. Do you wish you were over there with your teammates instead of talking to me so you could try and figure out how to do your job better?”
I loved the new Fallout show, all I really felt it lacked from the video games was every character grabbing every single little item in sight until they are overencumbered then they hobble two hours home and dump the stuff, then repeat that for 6-8 more episodes.
Lazy kids these days don't want to work anymore
Lazy kids these days don't want to work anymore
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I don't even know what the "What a Pro Wants" commercial is advertising.
You all should see this show
A few Bay and PNW shows coming up. My comedy show, "Hard to Say" about living with Trigeminal Neuralgia, aka 'Suicide Disease.' The show has been incredibly challenging and rewarding to do, I'd love it if you came and shared with folks who might. kyleayers.com/shows
AFE is hitting the road in June! shout out to the great @rumorama for the poster design.
Los Angeles!!! This Thursday for @NetflixIsAJoke fest. Come see me
There’s only a few tickets left for Netflix Is a Joke Presents: Irene Tu on May 2nd🎤 Grab yours before we sell out! new.hotelcafe.com/event/netflix-… #netflixisajokefest
parts of the Seinfeld interview are good & interesting. Some parts I disagree with. I think “too many many hands” is a valid part of the process to find fault in. The PC stuff feels more about analytics. I ♥️ that he shouted out Brian Simpson (among others). Is this take too hot?
@kyleayers @DanCiano3 @bruce_arthur Couldn’t agree more there
If no San Jose, depending on how well she is doing (her health is really bad & year ago docs would not do surgery bc she would die) I might go to ur Oakland show on my own & then if u ever make Hard to Say a special I’d show it to her. She’s listened to couple eps & enjoyed Nemo.
@kyleayers (sorry to spam). I see u will be in Oakland, any chance of San Jose? My mother is having a 12+ hour spine surgery on friday & I know ur Hard To Say would help her mentally, but I dunnl if she could handle 2 hour round trip to Oakland while recovering. I’d go as well
@kyleayers @neverseenitshow just listened to My Cousin Vinny. I mean this 100%; you, Lindsey & Rachel should do a “Threedom” (Scott Auckerman/PFTompkins/Lauren Lapkes podcast) style podcast where u do 2 blocks of just talking about whatever then a block of games.
@kyleayers just talked to my friend Sarah Kennedy and she said you're coming here! Also said I can be on the line up with you! Can't wait man. #gammapals
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@kyleayers Technically, aren't they part of all the blocks in the pyramid?
Tom DeTrinis has never seen Suits, but he rewrote it. He’s pretty sure it’s a…. 1940s whodunnit? Maybe? Hear / watch his full script wherever you podcast. ⤵️ linktr.ee/neverseenit
a really fun day that stemmed from the dumbest reason
@kyleayers I watched Zodiac last night. I forgot how good it is just as a movie, serial killer aside.
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To be fair, I thought the thumbs down was so stupid there was no way anyone would believe it.
Joel Kim Booster staging a heckler at the Kennedy Center…such Pisces behavior
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