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yāall ever think about how if you donāt get an annual raise equal to or greater than the rate of currency inflation, you have effectively gotten a pay cut
nowhere but up
Our new album āYOU CANāT HAVE MY BLOODā comes out in 2 weeks! A comp of our ep, live stuff and unreleased material. 17 tracks of pure power-pop ānā roll. Vinyl is limited to 200 copies. Pre-order now from smartpunkshop.com at the link in our bio.
But youāre not allowed to call it fascism because THAT would be violence.
But youāre not allowed to call it fascism because THAT would be violence.
Meanwhile most of these jobs be severely understaffed working their current employees to the BONE
Meanwhile most of these jobs be severely understaffed working their current employees to the BONE
Bennyās coming back to Montreal Ottawa and Toronto, Canadian comedy fans, I highly recommend you get your tickets!
Bennyās coming back to Montreal Ottawa and Toronto, Canadian comedy fans, I highly recommend you get your tickets!
Aside from this being really cringy AI, Canada Post has only existed since the 1980s. Before that, it operated as a government department because it's stupid to try and make money off of the mail.
Aside from this being really cringy AI, Canada Post has only existed since the 1980s. Before that, it operated as a government department because it's stupid to try and make money off of the mail.
Whatās your longest microwave run?
Rent is $2000-$3000, parents are working from 7am to 10pm, community centers and extracurricular programs are being cut, schools are in disrepair and understaffed, groceries are $300 per person every month, and there are no jobs left for anyone without experience.
Rent is $2000-$3000, parents are working from 7am to 10pm, community centers and extracurricular programs are being cut, schools are in disrepair and understaffed, groceries are $300 per person every month, and there are no jobs left for anyone without experience.
so when people said to boycott disney for supporting israel it was all "theyre too big to avoid so its impossible" but when a white man gets fired suddenly everyone and their mama is running to cancel their subscriptions to the point where the cancellation site is crashing
fundamentally the right doesnāt care about āfree speechā or ācomedyā. the right cares about the ability to make disparaging comments about marginalized people without consequence as a way to assert superiority.
This is the year of the Nazi and the gag is most of them donāt even realize they are Naziās. Thatās how good the propaganda is. They have no shame about it cause theyāve managed to brainwash themselves into thinking they are good people who arenāt racist or hateful. š
Now can yāall start to be serious about how fucked it was that stand up comics sided with this administration
THATāS IT??? Jesus fucking Christ itās so bleak!!!
THATāS IT??? Jesus fucking Christ itās so bleak!!!
Yāall thought I was messy & mean about comedy before? Tony Hinchcliffe is a closeted coward Joe Rogan has never been good enough for comedy to be his thing Tim Dillon is an evil gay who turned into Rush Limbaugh after trying 2 satirize him Theo Von is 2 dumb 2 understand this
Where the fuck are all the free speech comedians?!? Fucking cowards in Austin
Where the fuck are all the free speech comedians?!? Fucking cowards in Austin
A nazi gets shot and it's world news and people are crying about it but a black 21 year old is found hanging from a tree with broken limbs and all they get is a half arsed investigation and silence nothing has changed at all
Hey honestly, fuck this. Fuck the Canadian government for thinking a white supremacist from another country deserved this, fuck you fuck all this shit fuck that dude and fuck everybody who rides for him.
Hey honestly, fuck this. Fuck the Canadian government for thinking a white supremacist from another country deserved this, fuck you fuck all this shit fuck that dude and fuck everybody who rides for him.
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