Sammy “Samuel” Mowrey @sammymowrey
Comedian, Adult Swim, HBO Max, The Atlantic, Vice. Host of 🗣 @femmestherules 💀 Permanent Vacation🏠 @comedymanor 👱♀️ @wyftss 🏳️⚧️ they/he beacons.ai/mowrey Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2008-
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They should invent a snuggie that’s a heating pad
And I’ve always said that
No it’s chic because it’s cigarettes 💕
I don’t know who created Me Espresso…but they should make Me EsspresGO to the polls!!
You know what now that his fans have called me a buncha slurs, Im starting to find the jokes FUNNY!!!
She shit in the space station’s mother toilet
Breaking news: comedian with transphobic jokes is homophobic in response to light criticism
Taylor Swift is like QANON for white women.
“it’s crazy you never see the dumbest, cruelest, militarized state-supported psychos have a moral crisis” yea molly that’s why they’re THE POLICE
“it’s crazy you never see the dumbest, cruelest, militarized state-supported psychos have a moral crisis” yea molly that’s why they’re THE POLICE
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bumble bff? a dating app but no one has sex from it? baby that’s Hinge
I remember the day I found the Bravo channel on my TV growing up. I quickly became obsessed with Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List and her stand up specials. She is everything and I am rewatching the fuck out of D-List rn
I remember the day I found the Bravo channel on my TV growing up. I quickly became obsessed with Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List and her stand up specials. She is everything and I am rewatching the fuck out of D-List rn
Girl I think she just wanted them out of her house
Girl I think she just wanted them out of her house
Blair Socci @blairsocci
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Yes that's why Seinfeld isn't on the air anymore and you can't watch it literally anywhere all the time
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
don't call me babe don't call me Kayleigh look at this godforsaken mess that you made me
details on the Chappell Roan Good Luck, Babe shirt “don’t call me baby, don’t call me kayleigh, and don’t call me again”
What if Seinfeld still on da air JERR: I'm cancel!!! KRAM: you're cancel!!!!
glad I stayed up late making this tn I surely won’t regret that choice in the morning
girl what.
The most beautiful use of but daddy I love him 😭
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
Well this just shifted my Kinsey score a bit.
Seinfeld is like “wokeness is ruining comedy” but then does like 15 minutes on tape dispensers
some fits i got going on
I would have let her in my apartment every day too. I understand
Enough time has passed and I just wanna say that absolutely nothing could’ve prepared me for loml being “loss of my life”
wooooooof this was a disappointing afternoon
what if you saw me tell jokes in detroit? what then? planetant.com/dwcf
The hate y’all have for stand-up comedy needs to be reserved for impressionists! Be mad at the people who ask you what if “Ringo Starr went into a car dealership ?” Be mad at the people who force you to listen to “Mike Tyson at the drive-thru”
@sammymowrey everyone's getting a pack of luckys at my wedding