Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him linktr.ee/maxgotjokes NYC baybee I’m walkin here Joined May 2013-
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I literally started comedy because I watched this loser bomb a set so hard that it made me go “oh, anyone can do this”
I literally started comedy because I watched this loser bomb a set so hard that it made me go “oh, anyone can do this”
just loudly BOOOed a woman tearing down pro-Palestine posters on the street, and I just think we don't boo ppl enough as a society anymore
some things we learned during the george floyd protests that you should know if you’re attending a protest—a thread 🧵:
me checking twitter earlier today trying to figure out who owns the onion now
My boyfriend (who is not a pup) did an incredible cultural investigation into why so many of his trans masc peers *are*. "To translate: as a trans person, almost any community that gets called freaks just for existing is my ally." autostraddle.com/why-are-so-man…
Put on my little detective hat to solve the question I have every time I open feeld autostraddle.com/why-are-so-man…
If you’ve ever wondered what my whole vibe is.
headlining in Salem, MA tonight! come laugh with/at me
this + the whisper network of trans comedians is soooo strong and I will happily educate transphobic comics the hard way 🫶
this + the whisper network of trans comedians is soooo strong and I will happily educate transphobic comics the hard way 🫶
name change goes into effect tomorrow so as a last hurrah i’m taking my old name to the park and feeding it people food
If you wanted to get me a birthday present, an @rascal_news subscription, even a tiny little 5$ one, would mean the world. Being able to pay my rent by covering this industry would be the best present I've ever gotten
If you wanted to get me a birthday present, an @rascal_news subscription, even a tiny little 5$ one, would mean the world. Being able to pay my rent by covering this industry would be the best present I've ever gotten
go be nice to my girlfriend. it’s required
go be nice to my girlfriend. it’s required
holy shit. I can’t believe someone has a name worse than mine
holy shit. I can’t believe someone has a name worse than mine
my survival instincts are garbage btw. I didn’t even get out of bed during the earthquake I just texted my roommate “what is that”
you can’t even have the earth not quake in new york anymore. because of woke
you really don’t know what to do during an earthquake until you’re googling “earthquake” during an earthquake
A cool way to observe trans day of visibility would be to get this post in front of as many people as possible
A cool way to observe trans day of visibility would be to get this post in front of as many people as possible
cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
27K Followers 868 Following i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
19K Followers 1K Following
seynique — detroit .. @seynique
11K Followers 1K Following comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi
glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
11K Followers 1K Following @theglennisshow wherever there are glennis shows | extremely relatable & pretty traumatized comedian
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
mar @itsmariannnna
20K Followers 512 Following part-time ceramicist, part-time funny person, full-time hottie! everything linked below 🫶🏼
Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
13K Followers 1K Following ☆•VALID•☆ 👂@bestmistakespod with @nikalomazzo 🧠 standup & queer night life 👀 top 1% 🧚 they/them https://t.co/hmEcvyKaf8
chase @_chase_____
12K Followers 1K Following girl writer | associate editor @reductress | writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys | https://t.co/ywCjXok4HX | she/her
sleepiest girl in the.. @v_dcknz
9K Followers 3K Following headlinezzzz @theonion @reductress • Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Comedy Show @caveatnyc next show May 12 😇
Georgia Shenk @GeorgiaShenk
17K Followers 2K Following Writer + Antisocialite ✿ @reductress ✿ @TheSecondCity trained ✿ say [email protected]
Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis
11K Followers 3K Following Begakis is fun to say. historian of capitalism finance & Disney. Ph.D. Candidate @Cornell | @UCBerkeley alumni. the opinions & jokes expressed are my own NFTs.
meredith @dietz_meredith
18K Followers 2K Following too tired to pee, too full of piss to sleep. staff writer @lifehacker. headline contributor @TheOnion @reductress.
dev @devvvrobot
4K Followers 926 Following Cemetery tour guide. Stand-up comedian. IG: devroberts. she/her
Carolyn Cravalho @CCravalho13415
0 Followers 5 Following
Grimlock Fly (Commiss.. @grimlockfly
1K Followers 2K Following New York Times Resident Gamer. NDN. Draw everything as girl. streamer. Links: https://t.co/uD2W5zsqAr Tips: https://t.co/45dByhXMrA
Jilaniwood @Jilaniwood
71 Followers 5K Following
Sky Walker🇺🇸�.. @SkyWalk708
873 Followers 6K Following Humanist,Independentist, Youtuber, Hacker, Activist, Trader, Chess player, Strategist, Marketing, etc...
Michael Fullam @tongzhi_michael
18 Followers 41 Following SAG-AFTRA 🏳️🌈 San Francisco I want to help make the world a better place. (this is my only account on X)
Christopher Setzer @CSetzer19677
34 Followers 650 Following
Chris (the sequel) @DeadBasilPlant
55 Followers 101 Following Laser scientists don't get old, only incoherent. formerly @great_jantzitsu. Views *clearly* my own, not my employer's. he/him
KelvinG happyboy @KelvinG32534818
442 Followers 5K Following Never mind... If you wanna know let me know
Powerful @Lake56151981319
79 Followers 2K Following I am a lively and cheerful girl who would like to meet a good friend.
andreeee 💋 @sweetandreeeeee
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Chris Setzer @CSetzer46567
175 Followers 938 Following
Prof. Dr. Michael Hö.. @medievalchina
7K Followers 1K Following Sinologist going medieval on State & Society of China・the China that interests me perished in 1927・Orientaliste en chambre・Klassenfeind・Kampfradler・pron.: 某/臣/佢
J @tomatoluvor
6 Followers 38 Following I used to have my face and name on my old Twitter before I realized that is irresponsible and also stupid
Keila Alex Echakowitz @InfiniteEcho97
1K Followers 4K Following Queer. Disabled. Leftist. Anti-Zionist. She/they. ☭
Herb Marselas @herbmarselas
253 Followers 285 Following Coffee? Games | Graphics | Words | Opinions my own | [email protected] | 425-829-4418
Karoline Gendron @GendronKaroline
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@zeusdeus @zeusdeus8
610 Followers 7K Following ThinkOutOfTheBox Realistic in spirit of Humanism in 🆕 Quantum Era. Self-knowledge, Self-respect ...in empathy !We aren't alone.🚫 porn 🚫 any racism🚫DM🚫 137
Richard Emerson @RichardEme99639
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مراد الهاشم @AlhashmMrad
457 Followers 3K Following هل تريد رؤية الملائكة إفعل خطأ واحد أمام الناس وستراهم جميعاً يتحولون إلى ملائكة
Shadrack Ampofo @ShadrackA208
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Tapha Barrow @BarrowTaph83169
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Divide Jack @DJack5921
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bllocky @babyplapvin
60 Followers 358 Following certified tweeter. i tweet all the time i’m the best tweeter ever.
Skimmer swipe @SwipeSkimmer
14 Followers 114 Following Our propnote (counterfeits) are 98% quality and pass through the Note testing machine without any complications and y’all already know our #Cloned#cards
Reed @Bo_Reedman
114 Followers 349 Following
the giant @chaser_bait
2K Followers 594 Following 28 they/she — if ur interested in being my wife, or being ranked against the other potential wives, pls fill out the form https://t.co/KJ9tUsTgbd
Ian Ollis 🌐 @ianollis
11K Followers 11K Following Director of Transportation Planning & @FAMPO_VA Administrator, former S.A. Member of Parliament 🏳️🌈 Views do not represent my employer @MIT alum @Wits alum
Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve
38K Followers 3K Following Here: writes about tabletop RPGs, comics, video games, tech, politics. By day: content designer in fintech. stress cleaner.
Opt Out @OptOut41481290
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Amber Ramirez @ramirez_am27971
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ebrimabah @bahebrima9090
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Ryan @densinbcn
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Kim.berly @KAllen40459871
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UmarFarooq📚🇵�.. @UmarFarooq794
570 Followers 8K Following I want to learn more. Meaning Science Culture Business History. I like subjects like politics etc. I like future subject more. I am a student.and books love
علي عبدالسل.. @a_alegry
47K Followers 28K Following ( أغرد باللغة الفارسية وأحياناً باللغة العربية) أصلحني يا الله كي أستحق رضاك ، إهدني وأصلحني ثم ردَّني إليك وأحسن خاتمتي 🤲 @al_egry @ebnalegry @ebn_alegry
えめんまみゃ @j83d4IheU83Co
12 Followers 73 Following
Nichole @kindaminimal
1 Followers 16 Following I talk about digital health, minimalism, and subscribing less. All other posts are jokes about my life.
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cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
27K Followers 868 Following i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
19K Followers 1K Following
seynique — detroit .. @seynique
11K Followers 1K Following comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi
glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
11K Followers 1K Following @theglennisshow wherever there are glennis shows | extremely relatable & pretty traumatized comedian
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
mar @itsmariannnna
20K Followers 512 Following part-time ceramicist, part-time funny person, full-time hottie! everything linked below 🫶🏼
Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
13K Followers 1K Following ☆•VALID•☆ 👂@bestmistakespod with @nikalomazzo 🧠 standup & queer night life 👀 top 1% 🧚 they/them https://t.co/hmEcvyKaf8
chase @_chase_____
12K Followers 1K Following girl writer | associate editor @reductress | writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys | https://t.co/ywCjXok4HX | she/her
sleepiest girl in the.. @v_dcknz
9K Followers 3K Following headlinezzzz @theonion @reductress • Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Comedy Show @caveatnyc next show May 12 😇
Georgia Shenk @GeorgiaShenk
17K Followers 2K Following Writer + Antisocialite ✿ @reductress ✿ @TheSecondCity trained ✿ say [email protected]
Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis
11K Followers 3K Following Begakis is fun to say. historian of capitalism finance & Disney. Ph.D. Candidate @Cornell | @UCBerkeley alumni. the opinions & jokes expressed are my own NFTs.
meredith @dietz_meredith
18K Followers 2K Following too tired to pee, too full of piss to sleep. staff writer @lifehacker. headline contributor @TheOnion @reductress.
dev @devvvrobot
4K Followers 926 Following Cemetery tour guide. Stand-up comedian. IG: devroberts. she/her
Drew Burnett Gregory @draw_gregory
10K Followers 293 Following filmmaker / theatremaker / senior editor @autostraddle / she&her / opinions and pronouns my own
beer person @CantEverDie
132K Followers 2K Following JUNE - L’CHAIM - TRANS DISINFO INFLUENCER - podcasting on @WesternKabuki & @CrateDiving - streaming games on https://t.co/kXjet8u2M2
MORPHINE 👻 @morphinelovemua
47K Followers 1K Following RPDR 16 🏁✨ 🙈 she/they business: [email protected]
James Frankie Thomas .. @james_f_thomas
6K Followers 860 Following novelist, IDLEWILD (2023) / represented by @aylazeef / boyfriend to all men
the giant @chaser_bait
2K Followers 594 Following 28 they/she — if ur interested in being my wife, or being ranked against the other potential wives, pls fill out the form https://t.co/KJ9tUsTgbd
Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve
38K Followers 3K Following Here: writes about tabletop RPGs, comics, video games, tech, politics. By day: content designer in fintech. stress cleaner.
Superdillin 🇦🇲 .. @Superdillin
17K Followers 3K Following Host of the One Shot podcast on @OneShotNetwork | Ayg on @TheAtomless | Atelut & Petaur on @UnprepCasters | [email protected] | she/he/mirror yours
Brandy Bryant🏳️�.. @InkMasterbator
23K Followers 959 Following Trans comedian or chick with a shtick. Filmmaker. Tattoo artist. Check out my standup! https://t.co/nHZLhOSbvc
Nick Grimes @NickGrimesYT
1K Followers 93 Following Death before dishonor! ("Dishonor" meaning "paying for Twitter") I block chumps on sight. No second chances. Green Day stan.
Rascal News @rascal_news
5K Followers 3 Following Rascal is a worker-owned, reader-supported TTRPG outlet striving to sustainably publish voicey journalism. Alternative. Independent. Roguelike.
IFY @IfyNwadiwe
107K Followers 3K Following Thot Dad™ | Comedian and Actor who writes TV shows, Video Games, and TV Shows about Video Games | Host of @umactuallyshow and (Redacted) on @dropout
Riley MacLeod @rcmacleod
6K Followers 2K Following Co-founder, @Aftermath_site. Previously: Next Generation Audiences @washingtonpost, @LauncherWP, @kotaku. Trans; he/him. riley (at) aftermath (dot) site
Accidental Bronson @AccidentalBron
70K Followers 16K Following Things that sound like Action Bronson lyrics
Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer
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Dice Company @DiceCompanyPod
2K Followers 2K Following A D&D actual play podcast adventure. Whimsical and brutal, it's like a cup of hot soup... but with bones in it 🟦sky @dicecompany
boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
189K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon
583K Followers 3K Following she/her 👑 Audrey in @littleshopnyc (April 2 - May 26) 🌹
@chase, now at Rascal @chasewrites
2K Followers 1K Following He/Him. Co-founder at @rascal_news email: [email protected]. Signal: 8179447039 | Proton: [email protected]
Carmen Phillips @carmencitaloves
13K Followers 552 Following Editor-in-Chief: @autostraddle | opinions my own | [email protected] | Black 🇵🇷 | I'm gonna tweet a lot about Beyoncé. Just so you know.
ezra kupor @ezra_kupor
3K Followers 2K Following associate editor @harperbooks + @harperperennial • reading your tweets and laughing (respectfully) • he/they
Chris Azzopardi @chrisazzopardi
2K Followers 1K Following Editorial Director of @PrideSource and Q Syndicate. Bylines: The New York Times, Vanity Fair, GQ, Billboard, New York Mag, MTV. More: https://t.co/fEFwQ6Ytyq
Plazztasia 2000 boots @Plasma_NYC
19K Followers 165 Following Was just mistaken for Mitzi Gaynor on the street. RuPaul’s Drag Race S16🏁
the mind that knows i.. @stablestrategys
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aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto
9K Followers 2K Following i take photos of idiots in wigs. photographer, platform shoe truther, brooklyn drag’s assistant. if you bring up my twitter to me at a bar you owe me a drink
Margo Bateman @averagelover69
519 Followers 1K Following Stay smart. Come to R Show @ R Bar on Tuesday, May 14 2024 standup comedy. Doors 7pm Show 9pm🦻🎶 #ear #exitandrest 🍏🍺
cj abernathy 🐙 @cameronjab
18 Followers 39 Following tortured literary genius | writer @harddrivemag
Amber Flannery Field @AmericasComic
11K Followers 1K Following I run punk shows at a church practicing Quaker • only good tour guide in New York City "Tik" "tok" "famous"
daz @shrimp_liker
117 Followers 118 Following
Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran
70K Followers 4K Following 📢 Public Health, Climate Justice, and Science Communication 🎓 Columbia, Cornell, Cambridge, Adelaide ➡️ Find me on other websites: https://t.co/yvBIYKMcGF
Reggie Wade @ReggieWade
4K Followers 10K Following Researcher @TheDailyShow, Freelance writer @cheddar. @AP Comic, Former reporter/producer @YahooFinance, teacher, opinions are mine, Retweets ≠ endorsements 🇵🇷
Liam Wignall @LiamWignall
1K Followers 422 Following Researcher of kink/sexual subcultures. Editor of Psychology & Sexuality. Senior Lecturer in Psychology. Nintendo/Drag/Gin. He/him 🌈
Amanda Tori Meating @AmandaTori69
35K Followers 502 Following @rupaulsdragrace S16 💚 Hot girl/bossy bitch/findom in search of new paypigs to drain their bank accounts for me 👅💦⛓😈 Venmo: @amandatorimeating
Mychal @mychal3ts
150K Followers 3K Following “Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card” 📚
Join the Party @JoinThePartyPod
5K Followers 126 Following Actual play podcast with collaborators who make each other laugh | @el_silvero @shessomickey @juliaschifini and Brandon on @MultitudeShows | twitch Th 3pmET
Amanda 🍉🔯🏳�.. @shessomickey
9K Followers 926 Following Helping fellow creators earn a living at @MultitudeShows; co-hosting @spiritspodcast + @jointhepartypod; life/love/podcasting with @el_silvero 🌈 (she/her)
Multitude @MultitudeShows
5K Followers 151 Following Hey, hi, hello! We're the NYC based podcast collective, studio, and home to so many shows that we've reached Twitter's character limit 🎙️💜 Glad you're here!
(((Eric Silver))) @El_Silvero
6K Followers 880 Following best gm in podcasting @jointhepartypod // head of development @multitudeshows // we're here to get sad and stuff 1 2 3 4
i literally do not ca.. @outerspacetaste
2K Followers 5K Following Studio violinist/performer 🎻 #antiracist #transrights ✨LA native (valleyy) #freepalestine #freecongo anarchist but I love all leftists❤️ @pabstbluebaby IG
jerry is right! there’s another article where he goes into great detail about the 17 types of jokes you can’t say on tv so google “Jerry Seinfeld 17” ASAP
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
There are 0 instances when rape jokes are funny or acceptable. ZERO.
writing 'judith butler = theyfab' on a bar napkin after 2 drinks and winging my entire set
Ughhhh log off nanny McPhee
Amy Schumer for Variety's Power of Women, photographed by Victoria Stevens
We all need to savor the era we are in where only one (1) guy is “THE stand-up whose schtick is he’s a chaser microcelebrity and uses those two facts to bag dolls with low self esteem or starfucker aspirations, fueling more bits” bc this will be an entire genre in about 18 months
it is your civic duty as an american if your pet starts doing some silly shit to look them dead in the eyes and ask “what da *type of animal your pet is* doin’?”
colin jost looks like some guy who would be evil on the andy griffith show
my literal favorite bitch. suppository night goblin heathen worm queen of wet earth. dunce of dunces and blight of all birds. spirit sister of the turgid rat, eye of the hidden, long forgotten matriarch of the oldest failures of god. final diamond at the end of time. the Kiwi
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
The single most jarring thing I’ve learned from social media time and time again is that so many people *sincerely* cannot imagine that anyone would simply care about other humans
imagine having these thoughts and then actually sharing them
I know embarrassment is a feeling that liberals rarely experience, but I am vicariously embarrassed for someone who has to ingratiate themselves before a cognitively decrepit politician, talking platitudinally about decency, while mass graves are being discovered in Gaza.
hang on someone else got me mixed up with the same trans guy… should I be looking inward
someone got me mixed up with another annoying white trans guy with a mustache and I was like okay fair
University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne protesters have encircled police using reinforced banners & signs
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two gender critical feminists being treated in hospital after a “serious altercation” in a public bathroom in which both thought the other was transgender.
official Eurovision account liking a tweet calling my jewish ass antisemetic was not on my bingo card but here we are @Eurovision you should actually be ashamed of yourself
Oh so it’s not just college campuses, it’s outside government buildings 👀
BREAKING: Anti-genocide activists have set up Gaza Solidarity Camp Scotland at the Scottish Parliament, demanding an arms embargo, divestment and end to UK complicity with genocide. 1/2
Can I get a vibe check 3 AM twitter what're we up to? Are we in bed? Headed home? Snacking? Water? Talk to me
haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits
But your honor she’s looking so cunty today 😌🙂↕️
Students at McGill have launched their encampment McGill University held $74 million in direct investment in companies complicit in upholding the apartheid and financing the Genocide McGill Uni students demand that the Uni divest from companies complicit in Israels occupation
just loudly BOOOed a woman tearing down pro-Palestine posters on the street, and I just think we don't boo ppl enough as a society anymore
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