Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer
working on myself (figuring out all the ways I’m better than everyone who has wronged me.) she/her, follows/RTs =/= agreement. please publish my book. cartoonshateher.com Joined December 2018-
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I had a pretty good case but I was, frankly, too lazy
Hate doing this, but normal methods aren't working Do you wanna hear about how poor the @SAS airlines policies are if they leave you stranded in the arctic winter without your clothes? They lost our bags for the entirety of our trip and won't reimburse us for expenses 1/
This is the guy btw. He spent a lot of time in Europe and spoke fluent English so he wasn’t your typical “polite formal Japanese businessman” despite the quiet firing. You never knew what you would get with him
This is the guy btw. He spent a lot of time in Europe and spoke fluent English so he wasn’t your typical “polite formal Japanese businessman” despite the quiet firing. You never knew what you would get with him
My grandfather was a lawyer who did very well for himself. He spent lots of time away from his kids, working. On his death bed he expressed regret that he didn’t go further in his career.
My grandfather was a lawyer who did very well for himself. He spent lots of time away from his kids, working. On his death bed he expressed regret that he didn’t go further in his career.
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671 Followers 928 Following Professional degenerate. Don't let my dancing eyes and bubbly bon vivant personality fool you...i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
There are 0 instances when rape jokes are funny or acceptable. ZERO.
@CartoonsHateHer Oh yeah well that seems normal lol
One time my mom said I was behaving foolishly (I was)
@CartoonsHateHer *Would need a critical mass of charisma to stop this from going real bad.
@CartoonsHateHer The only thing sexy that might happen to me after I tried this would be my sudden need to wear an eye patch
@CartoonsHateHer well that’s one way to end an argument
@CartoonsHateHer It makes sense that you’re 34, but you give off younger vibes
@CartoonsHateHer i feel like the mechanics of this are a lot more complicated than the word “simply” makes it sound. like you’ve gotta be in exactly the right alignment and on the correct side of the door for this to be done in a straightforward way, yes?
Men will be like "Hear me out" and it's the most attractive woman you've ever seen
A mom I know procrastinated on choosing a name for her newborn son for so long that the government office emailed her that if she doesn't register him in 72 hours they're just gonna assign him a random name. Anyway now I'm curious what a random government-assigned name could be.
@CartoonsHateHer What if the things i "yikes" are just the really horrible stuff like terrorism? I'm pretty sure I like your stuff, I like cartooned dry humor
Serbs in Bosnia will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, assassinating the Archduke" and then assassinate the Archduke
The "robot" needs to have her roots touched up
Humanoid robot at the Beijing auto show. Science fiction is quickly becoming reality 😳
@CartoonsHateHer Your cringe tweets are few and far between, imo
Pictured: the end of comedy
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
@CartoonsHateHer Hell yes. Cringe libs unite!
@CartoonsHateHer Yay, CHH going mainstream! Boo, CHH going mainstream 😭
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