Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil Los Angeles | he/him Joined November 2020-
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funny as this to witness, i genuinely wonder how many animals this cat has killed since it's allowed to go outside. keep your cats indoors please lol
funny as this to witness, i genuinely wonder how many animals this cat has killed since it's allowed to go outside. keep your cats indoors please lol
whether it's an israeli who considers the sustenance of a gazan child an existential threat or a new york commuter who trembles at the mere presence of an unhoused person, we need to uncompromisingly confront the weaponization of "fear" on an institutional and individual level
something college is supposed to teach you is to anticipate stuff like this and get to places early, and to communicate about this stuff to professors so they can accommodate you welcome to the real world. you'll be alright i promise
this "look between" trend wouldn't have caught on in 2019 twitter. the jokes had to be at least funny first before everyone got annoyed as fuck with it
Literally me anytime I venture into the replies of any tweet.
P u s s y? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the internet, localized entirely within your bio!?
extremely funny to me that linkedin hides the identities of people who look at your profile and promises to show you who they are if you pay like $40 a month for premium. funniest thing you could gatekeep behind a paywall
people who frequently say "just kidding" after their jokes have no faith in the intelligence of the people they talk to, which is really funny to think about
what did stoners ever do to you
what did stoners ever do to you
There will be no good art made in this country until you can rent studio apartments for $900 a month again.
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@SamtheNightOwl Really got to see how much damage they do, as he didn’t even eat most of his prey, just left piles of intact corpses in the yard. Dozens of birds, rodents, rabbits, lizards, snakes. Anything he could take down. Horrific.
@SamtheNightOwl I had a cat, indoor, but always trying to get out. He successfully escaped several times, and each time, he’d disappear into the trees, and go on a sometimes weeks-long murder spree.
I think the moral content of a protest matters, I think it’s the single most important thing actually, and the elaborate media pseudo debates about tactics, electoral impact etc—where we discuss everything but the moral content—is because the righteousness of the cause is obvious
obviously that's a decision everyone is going to have to make for themselves, but it's clear now that this will continue until we take a firm stand
I have read enough replies to this tweet by my friend that I support to realize that a big problem people have is being so concerned about Trump’s hypothetical Presidency that they can’t deal with Biden’s actual Presidency head on
I'm just gonna say it. I think it's important enough that we send a message that we will not support genocide even if it does result in the worst possible election outcome. it's worth burning it all down. it's worth what will happen to my own rights
the student uprisings of the 1960s were considerably more violent than anything you are seeing today. it is not close. students at kent state burned the ROTC building to the ground. when black students took over a building at cornell in 1969, they did it **with guns**
the democratic party can not be allowed to survive this. they must suffer defeat after defeat after defeat. never let them forget what they did
the protesters are heroes, fuck the cops
Democratic governor. Democratic mayor. Democratic super majorities in the state senate, state house, and city council. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I owe an apology to Hillary Clinton supporters. I always said she ran the worst campaign possible, but I think Biden’s reelection campaign might take the cake
The chess move is every time he says nigga from now on you might think about it
Ever since Drake said Megan was lying about being shot, things have been getting worse and worse for him.
@SamtheNightOwl i tried to watch that video but it upset my bird too much lol
What we are witnessing from the students of Columbia is the definition of courage
if you're pure of soul you can microwave metal with no issue
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