Fredo Fabrucci: The Actual Devil @Utwitily
U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell twitch.tv/fredofabrucci Joined September 2014-
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excited to announce I'm finally making the jump and shifting careers to professional bad take haver. Please be on the lookout for my blue check and upcoming engagement bait posts "women shouldn't be allowed to have dogs" and "kids shouldn't be allowed to wear shoes"
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SUFFER ONE THOUSAND PUNCHES TO THE BALLS
PC posting thread phonescrubs gtfo this thread is only for posting from your PC. Desktop PCs only, laptops don't count, and no macs allowed either!!!! Anyway: What's up, fellow PC posters
Would you rather go check out the farmer's market in the park down the street, or be run over by an M1 Abrams tank? As usual, please explain your choice in the replies
Thanks to your enthusiastic support, go fuck yourself Friday has become a runaway hit! I implore you all - tell your friends, shout it from the rooftops!!! It's Friday and you know what that means!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
You can't even get free taco bell salsa any more.... because of wokeness
You can't even get free taco bell salsa any more.... because of wokeness
You can't even do a poll any more, because of wokeness
Thinking once again about the hilariously ill advised marvel / northrop grumman marketing tie ins
I would have survived this easily
Time for another poll! Would you rather have a bubble tea (any flavor you want) or have an F-16 fire all 511 of the 20mm machine gun rounds it carries directly into your genitals? As usual, please explain your reasoning in the replies.
I'm now thinking about this type of bad take / contrarian dipshit guy throughout history, staring at a statue of aphrodite all like "I dunno guys she is a little fat, pretty mid tbh" and just immediately being impaled by a hundred spears
Ok folks! By now you all know the drill! It's Friday and you know what that means! Everyone say it with me now!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
You can't even obliterate the entire planet via dozens of orbital bombardment platforms anymore... because of wokeness
What is funnier? Punching someone in the balls or kicking someone in the balls?
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You come over and he’s got this sculptural masterpiece, what’s your next move
Bourbon glazed salmon on a fire pit, baby!
Well, we had an interesting run on this weird planet
‘Japanese are going extinct’
@Utwitily Hold on, let me fire up the old Windows 98... This is gonna take a while, I'll post later.
@TheGigconomist you can't go camping anymore because of woke
@Utwitily Fredo, There's a T-51b Power Armor in my pants.
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