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No new pics. Where are you at mentally?
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If the stand up comedian looks like this you're about to die in that pit
Smug European duck. He has a certain je ne sais quack.
@halomancer1 insane interaction
Probably the bestest thing ever is when a cat makes a sound other than meow
I'm a perfect sweetie and ray of sunshine you fucking piece of shit. You asshole. Nobody likes you. Bitch.
No, no you're right... I 𝘢𝘮 so two thousand and late. I'll just leave, sorry for wasting everyone's time.
Working as a grief counselor and telling people to just get over it
The darkest conspiracy theory iceberg explained part 1 - Santa isn't real
"@MarkMcGrath87: @realDonaldTrump You have a cunty demeanor." True!
Nobody actually has "thin veins" that are hard to hit with a needle nurses just do that to you if they don't like you
pavlo @LaughterHaver
41K Followers 997 Following Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2
19K Followers 3K Following avant normal https://t.co/8KnkhhlNO9 everything is for sale
🐈 Smol Cat @OneSmolCat
7K Followers 877 Following She/Her // 27 // you have ringside seats to my mental chillness // Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr // @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡
Experienced Website U.. @RisenRabbit
7K Followers 1K Following I invite you to the party of my mind.
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge
18K Followers 888 Following FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
Southwest Wanderer @SickOfMorons86
222 Followers 3K Following Failed musician/comedian/podcaster. Let's see what else I suck at!
Sal @saeliyos
971 Followers 1K Following
tard margaret @donutkillme
719 Followers 2K Following Disgraced Librarian. I was just thinking about you!
tobias @to_bias
12 Followers 558 Following The weirdest thing about me/what always shocks people is that I'm gay but still lean to the economic right
GameCube 1019 Memory .. @GCN1019Official
11 Followers 508 Following Official account of a 1019-block memory card for the Nintendo GameCube. (Keep the conversation SFW please)
mercy 🏳️⚧�.. @cuternetes
48 Followers 260 Following Lil trans woman who works as an SRE | 25, she/her | idk I think I'll just shitpost here
bitibitibangbang @b1t1A0tu
110 Followers 664 Following thelivingignorethestrangeandunusual iamstrangeandunusual 🫀bbt🫀
Nyello @NRider02
166 Followers 2K Following Hi,. I like mecha and toku He/Him profile picture by https://t.co/Ow18Oj8KtG Banner by https://t.co/qkNMF3QGY0
ttvrevolversmoke @littletacoman
1K Followers 3K Following 18+ streaming everyday@ https://t.co/VOlTGgs0YX anything is appreciated https://t.co/jYNCOIcPTH He/him and she/her.Either work for me
SillyKitty Catenjoyer @SillyKittyCate
35 Followers 2K Following Tengo vicio a Pony Town y Skullgirls /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ฅ She/her⊹He/Him 🇲🇽 19 yrs ᨐฅ 🎬Multifandom 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑Esp/Eng (still learning) 🎨Digital and traditional Art
🦋My FBI Agent Love.. @fiestry
12K Followers 759 Following 24 | Curvy Goddess | From curious to obsessed. You pay the price for a little taste 🍎 Tribute - https://t.co/0ip5Xh0dZ8
cursedjpeg @cursedjpeg_
5 Followers 118 Following unemployed 19.3934426233502 year old she/they pornouns
mike k @mikemikemikemi_
220 Followers 363 Following no sé qué pasa en este lugar mastodon: @[email protected]
txnslv @TinslyWaters
38 Followers 232 Following Prodigy, Electrician, NSFWASMRtist, New Yawker, Summoner Enthusiast, Gosling Enjoyer, Game collector, Twink, Mosher, Rapper, Josie Gooner, Artist,
potatohead @potatoheadz11
346 Followers 1K Following i'm potatohead !! i like trains and cars and boats and planes and GUITAR AND MUSIC !! I LOV MUSIC APPYJACK 🔛🔝 @potatoheadz22 💙 9/16/23 @evilrats4prez !!!!
ang @cybermrcury
12K Followers 250 Following
Samuel Guevara @Samraragi
526 Followers 3K Following The wall on which the prophets wrote... Is cracking at the seams... Upon the instruments of death... The sunlight brightly gleams...
straw man as a servic.. @the_one_mike
0 Followers 0 Following Somewhere between Hunter S. Thompson, George Costanza, and Cam'Ron.
UrMomsExBoyfriend @garfieldsdad2
115 Followers 446 Following He/it Profesional faggot man on main. official sidecel -MINOR-
heavymetalbummer @Jonath_Fey
455 Followers 2K Following the fact that it could have been true says a lot about society
Loona @Loona60966363
0 Followers 2K Following
Arin Evergale (ENVtub.. @ArinEvergale
150 Followers 117 Following Greetings everyone and thank you for coming. I’m Arin Evergale, a Knight from the land of Fortia. Mama:@micocostudio_
Cas @xxvampirl
246 Followers 328 Following 18 + vent + i ice skate and have ocd | dni fatphobes /-16
evil gay men tycoon -.. @thesilliestfr
37 Followers 668 Following whatThe fuck. …h….. audhd !!! moral orel, brba, ouat, star wars, naruto, metalocalypse, tf2, clone high, twf, spongebob, etc. GAY MEN KISSING!!!!!!!!
avi @walkietavie
134 Followers 1K Following I like silly anime things and drawing (minors dni) throne: https://t.co/eCswe2ZIlk
kyle @kanniball_kyle
7 Followers 145 Following shhh this is my alt, nobody must know what i say on here
Safy @Mo_Aymen64
134 Followers 407 Following ليس العجب ممّن هلك كيف هلك ، وإنّما العجب ممّن نجا كيف نجا !
ShootingStarNeku🌠�.. @NekuStar
44 Followers 634 Following Howdy Howdy. Chilling with Neku aka the Don-DaDa of Day Dreams. Sleeper extraordinare. #1 cranky kong. Barely even a person. Whats good?🤠🌸
Harry Tom @harrytom1741
0 Followers 37 Following
pavlo @LaughterHaver
41K Followers 997 Following Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2
19K Followers 3K Following avant normal https://t.co/8KnkhhlNO9 everything is for sale
🐈 Smol Cat @OneSmolCat
7K Followers 877 Following She/Her // 27 // you have ringside seats to my mental chillness // Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr // @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡
matt @mattybtweets69
16K Followers 1K Following @HBO, @netflix, @TheOnion | Don’t work for any of those places, they’re just some companies I like
Experienced Website U.. @RisenRabbit
7K Followers 1K Following I invite you to the party of my mind.
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
Thembo @OnlyAWorldAway
12K Followers 4K Following Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual. They/them
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
174K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Lemon @Lemon_Eyebrows
21K Followers 133 Following Lemon / (He/Him) / 20 / Freelance Illustrator / Sonic IDW Enthusiast / @thistley012 💕 DELTARUNE ALT: @Clappadoom
Glue Factory Podcast @GluePodcast
1K Followers 29 Following A podcast with jokes (and guests) by @milo_edwards, @raaleh, @pierrenovellie and @rocknrolga - Season One out now. Producer: @gotitatguineys
♣️ Lunatyk ♦️ @Lunatyk__
3K Followers 106 Following Videogame fan artist | Animator | Designer | 🇦🇷 | 🏳️🌈 (Commissions: CLOSED)
Brie (Stupid Twink) @ThisStupidTwink
12K Followers 967 Following i post. despite everything, i post.
John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20
61K Followers 0 Following
girth brooks @HOWDYBlTCH
10K Followers 462 Following She is Eastern European (aka has a contempt for weakness)
🌼 Ares 🌼 @ArsworldS
88K Followers 493 Following
Loken @LokenFoodReview
289 Followers 251 Following i love having fun eating good food, animals, i hope you enjoy your time on my page -loken
. @KratomThug
554 Followers 363 Following
Space Rat💙💫 @galaxylover06
10K Followers 411 Following Hey there! I'm Robby!💛// 17 // He/Him || Artist || CEO of Shadikal. a goofy lad, who likes Sonic a little TOO much if that's your thing then stick around! 🌟🌠
mr pussy 🇵🇸 @_mrpussy
34K Followers 2K Following my name is mr pussy and I am not violent. bylines in @brazzers ░M░R░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░ 🇵🇸
rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆�.. @rinnystarr
9K Followers 5K Following
Dr. Thorpe Wilby @ThorpeWilby
94 Followers 157 Following World's Youngest Doctor | Child Genius | Biggest news and Satire | We love to keep it silly | Likes and tweets are not reflecting my opinions.
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
7K Followers 747 Following Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Bsky - https://t.co/S9wPKZKgZa
naz❄️ @naznightowl
844 Followers 2K Following
Borscht the T is sile.. @InternetHippo
343K Followers 277 Following
Mr. Teen Crypto 2015 .. @elonconomy
2K Followers 509 Following AI, entrepreneur, crypto, economics, memes, based. Inspirations include Elon Musk, Gary Vee, and Bryan Johnson. Neuralink patient 0.
SHAD-Z @SHADAD0W
22K Followers 764 Following just some guy who draws Sonic. I rarely answer dms. no reposts. // @pukopop 🖤
Shia❄️TRIGUN MAX .. @Lafarge_Iash
19K Followers 386 Following 🔞左右非固定、同軸リバあり｜今TRIGUN 盟友WVWとBBB 上司組｜ ff14 6.2⚠️｜光公光| YGO｜クーフーリン｜中國語 Main | EN/JP ok but not good at writing ｜if this account is dead go to @shia_2015
679 Enthusiast @marionumber4
11K Followers 2K Following Minors dni 🔞 He/Him/Él ٠ Latino Heat 🇻🇪 ٠ Commie shitposter ٠ I make and post memes and other silly tweets
Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
8K Followers 1K Following
loving simulacre @captivebullet
90 Followers 82 Following you can hear the earth mutter it's sanguineous chime too can’t u
Andrey Bogoslowsky @AndreyBogo67755
39 Followers 35 Following Russian American full-time artist since 1997 in the USA since 1988 BogoslowskyArtStudio at Gmail 🤴🐻🐗
UK Rave Comments @UKRaveComments
40K Followers 0 Following sharing comments from rave, acid, UK hardcore, jungle, D&B, trance etc videos & more. Ecstasy & Nostalgia.
rizzler @rizzlerguybaby
91 Followers 53 Following
Cock Pornis @CockPornis
900 Followers 358 Following
posting forever 🇵�.. @posting_forever
9K Followers 1K Following The tradition of all the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brain of the living.
gilbert @memetazaa
8K Followers 2K Following real guy | italian🇮🇹 | virgin | loser | bald | 5'8 | forbes worst 30 under 30 | i love my girlfriend
The police made a huge mistake here: the easiest way to take down any left wing protest is to make sure that frat-coded white guys stay as far away from it as possible. Without that shared hated group, every left movement is doomed to inevitable racial/cultural/gender infighting.
Happening now. @ASU and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane. #Occupy4Gaza
what does it say about our country if the cookie monster can’t even afford a cookie
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this is how you can tell these guys only started fucking w kanye cause of the antisemitism, because he has at least 3 albums about how completely and utterly addicted he is to sex and pornography that have been widely discussed for the last 14 years now
Notice how this nigga hasn't criticized Ye for making Yeezy Porn 😭
I am a bean, I am a fuckin chungus, I do play Fortnite and livestream among us
Rain on a Window Paraskeva Clark 1963
@da_porgy @OnlyAWorldAway can i start doing your joke but with characters from dbz or berserk
Jackson Hinkle more like Hackson Stinkle am I right
Mark Kern's $3,000,000 Firefall bus looked like something a Michael Bay Transformer would leave in the toilet
i feel like with one vintage issue of World News weekly and 20 minutes, I could convince about 1/3rd of this website that Bat Boy exists
My favorite type of Edgy Humor Guy are the ones who lean too far and wind up forgetting what they're mad at
The WCK convoy was a Hamas trap. And the U.S. is collaborating with Hamas.
*hank hill voice* this isn't a produce show it's a got dang farms race
Nay, these should be mandatory installations in all public places. However they will be modified to inflict Havana syndrome on anyone who spends more than 20 seconds in front of one.
When I become president, my solemn promise to all Americans is to ban Coke Freestyle machines once and for all.
RIP to about 5,000 twitter accounts
4 IDF soldiers fell in battle. They were ambushed from a Hamas tunnel. Is the Security Council going to meet? Will the leaders of the USA, the UK, Canada, France and others angrily call the Palestinians and say this tragedy is unacceptable?? Will José Andrés go on CNN to…
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