𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra
schizo great lakes Joined September 2018-
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No shade but you’re ugly and stupid and you stink sis work
just something to take the edge off..
imagine if a girl spit shined your bald head when you went down on her
I only own one piece of fine china and it’s this ceramic hotdog butter dish
I just ate the worst slice of gas station pizza I mean I ate the whole slice but I shook my head in disgust the whole time
thinking about doing weed today? remember what it did to her.
missing you on an empty stomach
but I’m in soooo deep you know I’m such a fool for youuu
Yo! now that I don’t wanna die we should hang out for real
God I wish that were me
hot dog with mustard
I don’t know if being spit on by an unstable man will fix me but I’m willing to try
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
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6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
orca facts @orca_facts
9K Followers 407 Following
Based Brando @legit_scumbag
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unoffical cia operato.. @DylanTop5
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building a cia blacks.. @tyler_posting
2K Followers 1K Following
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jungle㋛ @pongothehermit
663 Followers 484 Following west coast down to the bone. my suffering is legendary
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I had an ex that refused to ever let me be the little spoon that was such trash
There I fixed it argagagaga
who the one in the hospital bed though?
any person who looks like this has no business giving anyone health advice or medical care of any kind...
We Saw You From Across The Bar And Really Dig Your Vibe
i don’t exist as a person in the world i participate but im a ghost sliding in the shadows and that’s okay
Me and my cousin performed this dance at a family party and open mouth kissed like Britney and Madonna and my Grandma screamed at us
honestly it’s a shame i’m not in a band rn doing this shit live
Nice balcony on your bird 👍
Just need tonight to be over
@friedurethra to smart for you then 🙄 ... I'm kinda a sigma 🤓🤓
You Went To A BBL Tech?
@friedurethra @flatterfied He saw 3, thats how retarded he is
Guys on dating apps need to stop posting videos of themselves climbing up mountains and rock walls, guys should post videos of them building furniture or taking boxes up stairs
I would open so much fucking mail in this chair oh my god
Spotted this chair today at Goodwill for 5 bucks. Looks like something right out of The Simpsons 😆
I think she should collab with RiffRaff
the end???? LMFAOOOOOOO
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