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I agree Trump would be as bad or worse than Biden on every issue, the problem is that not enough people are convinced, most of them don't live on twitter, and it's Biden's job to persuade them
I agree Trump would be as bad or worse than Biden on every issue, the problem is that not enough people are convinced, most of them don't live on twitter, and it's Biden's job to persuade them
(as major institutions in my country start acting in lock step like enforcers for a foreign government) I'm concerned about groupthink on college campuses
Seems farfetched but it's not the only poll recently that has shown Biden's support w/ young people cratering. Anyway it's funny to see Biden people in the replies like "FAILED network cnn is spreading fake news!"
Seems farfetched but it's not the only poll recently that has shown Biden's support w/ young people cratering. Anyway it's funny to see Biden people in the replies like "FAILED network cnn is spreading fake news!"
doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell
You, a horny uncultured fool: the zendaya threesome movie Me, a student of cinema: the zendaya threesome FILM
As someone whose ancestors endured a lot of persecution I think I've earned the right to persecute other people for a change
Maybe instead of protesting the horrors, these lazy students should get a JOB and pay TAXES that fund the horrors
Supreme Court wrestling with the question whether one person should be above the law and it's the person who controls our entire military
"it's not stupid if it works", cf.
"it's not stupid if it works", cf. https://t.co/O7Ob4Txrlh
The perfect government is one that's authoritarian to my enemies and democratic to me
You don't have to commit seppuku dude just take a few months off and then get a job in an adjacent industry
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We have to pay women more. We will not be a just society until women make enough for their husbands to stay home and game
It's really funny that grindset people think a billionaire could easily get rich again if they had to start over with no one knowing who they are. Imagine elon musk trying to get a job
We don't solve the world's problems on this app but we do act annoying about them, which if you think about it is a form of raising awareness
"Cooking isn't hard just follow the recipe." Come here. Come here and eat this food I just made
Everything is so expensive now there has never been a better time to have no hobbies or interests. While you are crying about how much your concert tickets cost I am standing perfectly still in my house and smiling
1991: Mom gently rocks you to sleep 2024: Mom doesn't rock you to sleep anymore Anyone else notice this?
People love to quote-tweet stuff saying "Why can't you guys be normal?" First of all you know this is an online loony bin and second you've been here for years, time to stop pretending you're a visitor and not a patient
whenever a blue check barges into the replies of a viral tweet
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dating apps aren’t working anymore, i’m gonna start sitting next to couples at challengers screenings
i’m doing intermittent bitching where i only bitch between the hours of 12 PM & 8 PM
This is not a drill. He’s pledging it loudly and proudly. If you’re still voting for Trump after all of this, be clear: you’re voting for fascism and the end of American democracy as we know it. That’s not hyperbole - that’s simply paying attention to his own promises and plans:
"How Far Trump Would Go." @EricCortellessa scores two interviews with Donald Trump for @TIME, asking him to explain what he'd do in a second term. Read here: time.com/6972021/donald… A synopsis:
@InternetHippo How dare you suggest the president's job is to try and to convince people to vote for him.
@InternetHippo The problem is also that students who are peacefully protesting right now are being beat and arrested by cops and last I checked Trump wasn’t president anymore
An underrated parenting hack is that kids love branding. My 3yo won't drink milk when I offer it except when I say "here's your cold, fresh milk"
ICC warrants against Israel and Hamas will offer the West a choice: either torpedo the international criminal justice project they have advanced since 1945 for good or hypocritically demand impunity for Israeli war crimes. Seems like the US has chosen the former
'We've been really clear about the ICC investigation, we don't support it, we we don't believe that they have the jurisdiction,' White House @PressSec Karine Jean-Pierre after reports Israeli officials fear the Hague-based court could soon issue arrest warrants over Gaza war
If you're a university administration, is "UN special rapporteur weighs in" a good or a bad outcome
I'm hearing disturbing reports that students face suspension if they don’t end their peaceful protests in #Columbiauniversity in the USA. This is a clear violation of their right to peaceful assembly
could we consider just maybe holding the actual members of the Israeli cabinet to the same standard that we apparently hold 19 year old American college students
Here's Bibi's finance minister calling for the "complete destruction" of Gaza. The most remarkable thing about this is that it's not at all remarkable. Bibi's far right ministers have been saying this stuff openly since 10/7. It's time to end American support for these psychos.
Note—this was all *before* the encampment protests began:
Columbia University hired private investigators to pursue pro-Palestine students. Vanderbilt University canceled a divestment vote, then expelled students after they protested. Pomona College sent police officers in riot gear to arrest 20 students. @prem_thakker reports,…
At least 20 of Biden admin’s own lawyers say military aid to Israel is illegal. Blinken has until May 8 to report findings about whether Israel has complied with US and international humanitarian law — via @JGedeon1 politico.com/news/2024/04/2…
It shouldn’t be lost on anyone that the Biden administration’s biggest successes have been in areas where they’ve been most welcoming of progressive ideas, their biggest failures where they’ve been the least.
@InternetHippo The real horseshoe theory
@InternetHippo I had to go through the mentions to make sure. We are in a full circle moment lol.
@InternetHippo Yep Biden really did all he could do to tank his chances
@InternetHippo I don’t think Trump wins young people but even if it’s like Biden + 15 that would be devastating for his chances