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Insane article written by boss cheerleader
Insane article written by boss cheerleader https://t.co/sD3BG3dFAg
the twitter mobile web client just started showing everything zoomed out by like 30 percent. notifications refuse to update about half the time. when it pulls in new posts it'll frequently pull data twice immediately then never again.. but you're right, it technically "holds up"
the twitter mobile web client just started showing everything zoomed out by like 30 percent. notifications refuse to update about half the time. when it pulls in new posts it'll frequently pull data twice immediately then never again.. but you're right, it technically "holds up" https://t.co/67TEwLvTos
Wonder how the Tesla board is going to justify offering him $50 billion to tell people their product is a scam
Wonder how the Tesla board is going to justify offering him $50 billion to tell people their product is a scam
if you're addicted to porn, wait until you find out about drugs
To all the middle aged white guys out there: no matter how hard life gets or how bad you mess up, do not kill your family and yourself.
why did they change the headline?? 😭
*is* this a serious question?
*is* this a serious question? https://t.co/O1ZS7AOcgJ
Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…
its so fucking funny that the tiktok ban does not seek to ban tiktok but instead demands it be sold off. imagining if like latvia got mad they didn't own mario and were like we're banning mario til nintendo sell it. its not fair that mario is theirs
Yeah. Great. Adding more barriers will result in more people getting fed.
Yeah. Great. Adding more barriers will result in more people getting fed. https://t.co/Jnzyck7xYN
Bought "BAD LIEUTENANT" on BD.
🆕 @Huawei has started following @HandleNameHere
This is what Matty learned at Harvard by working and studying hard
This is what Matty learned at Harvard by working and studying hard https://t.co/8wfvW2qI4b
How I know when Twitter has switched my feed from "Following" to "For You"
What an absurd site @elonmusk
literally has a guaranteed winning position at 0:08 but he blew it so the human's forced to make it obvious that hes going easy. dumbass animal
literally has a guaranteed winning position at 0:08 but he blew it so the human's forced to make it obvious that hes going easy. dumbass animal
Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
268K Followers 2K Following My life was a straight line before I met you, Jean Valjean
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
197K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
305K Followers 878 Following Playboy Magazine’s 8th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Read my comics on IG https://t.co/skcDJtp4gE. Mostly posting on bluesky now.
Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI
159K Followers 2K Following co-host @citationspod, writer at https://t.co/pKhO6hyJ5M
Law Boy @The_Law_Boy
158K Followers 286 Following America's daintiest lawyer. @fivefourpod and @IfBooksPod
GarbageApe @GarbageApe
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Eli Valley @elivalley
114K Followers 3K Following Sporadic at checking @s because of all the sickos New art here and at https://t.co/cdK9S6bBEn If you'd like to support my art — https://t.co/Vdx8Z9JHbU Thanks!
deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE
43K Followers 2K Following it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels ♡@owomuwu♡ @SAMOYEDCORE on twitter (not X
noah kulwin @nkulw
101K Followers 4K Following We can make miracles happen every day | writer, reporter and co-host of @blowbackpod | subscribe at https://t.co/pETV2D531N
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
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David Roth @david_j_roth
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warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
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🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
43K Followers 923 Following Host of Guys: A Podcast About Guys cohost @ThePOD_Kast with @Cullenthecomic and host of Shocktober. Get on my Patreon, won $110 on bingo 9/9/2023, magician
thomas violence @thomas_violence
85K Followers 2K Following I'm Mr @boontavista, Mr @twobitmovieclub and Mr BORLFF.
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Jeff @mes_James_James
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Miker William @WilliamMik79521
4 Followers 117 Following Dreams 👉 Goals I’m hurt but I still smile. That’s my life 👾 Midnight snacker😊😌 Traveller ✈️ Book lover 📖📕📔 obsessed with tacos 🌮 🍔🌭
Keith @keith_larson
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Giuseppe Bessarione @albaburba
62 Followers 522 Following il più corrotto parade padre pio non è nessuno
FOADvatniks @FOADvatniks
37 Followers 476 Following 40 | Mycologist | Ganjapreneur | DMT Shaman | Optimist | Fella ... Russia is a terrorist state that deliberately targets civilians and civilian infrastructure.
Boeing Hitman @f_elmostwidder
77 Followers 204 Following
reechud @swagkongen98
80 Followers 258 Following Tweets gammon-faced zaza cries into the void. Academic in hiding.
Wayne Perryman 🇺�.. @PerrymanWayne
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Eve Vickers @EveVickersMusic
19 Followers 44 Following 🎶📯 🎶📯 Eve Vickers - Composer of Contemporary Classical Music from the UK - Lover of New Sounds - (she/her)
noon @CreativeN0thing
49 Followers 794 Following Out of touch egoist, chaote, and a homeless drug user with drug induced psychosis and pronouns Ⓐ https://t.co/Cki9CIJkg9
Gummybudgie @gummybutthole
8 Followers 30 Following
sharenna @sharennam29
362 Followers 2K Following currently homeless in hiding from my abusive ex who tried to stab me (DV) in dire need of help staying in hiding until he's sent to prison! $ for food & room
Job Jacks @jacks1job
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AskTrevCom @AskTrevCom
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Dolphin @DolphinFloyd
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Kyle Potter @kylepotter74346
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amber @bahnmiagain
208 Followers 2K Following Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear. - Albert Camus 🇵🇸👊
Cj @journointel
34 Followers 339 Following PNW born and raised Journalist (the observant type) history and books
Zwebz @Zwebz1
3K Followers 7K Following 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 NO!DM! 1A,2A,Patriot,Constitutional American,Father,Husband, IFBAP 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Jojo Shepherd @Jonathan8Shep
19 Followers 288 Following I just want peace on Earth man pfp by Koveliana https://t.co/YUeK0mZ4ma
Carolyn @Keirfey
309 Followers 2K Following I would make an exceptional addition to national leadership in the United States. It would be an honor to serve, so I hope I get to, God willing. 🙏
ars @arsxtwit
214 Followers 3K Following
P 🔻𓅃 @xpatrph
96 Followers 1K Following lurking account--usually set to private. Canadian Healthcare. #CovidIsAirborne truther. https://t.co/VORNjW4v7Y commentarian.
keno schnauzer @kenoschnauzer
59 Followers 636 Following
vegantankie @vegantankie
33 Followers 664 Following vegan. tankie. always was alway will be. from the river to the sea.
Bertrand Guesclin @guesclin11095
21 Followers 122 Following
Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
268K Followers 2K Following My life was a straight line before I met you, Jean Valjean
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
197K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
305K Followers 878 Following Playboy Magazine’s 8th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Read my comics on IG https://t.co/skcDJtp4gE. Mostly posting on bluesky now.
Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI
159K Followers 2K Following co-host @citationspod, writer at https://t.co/pKhO6hyJ5M
Law Boy @The_Law_Boy
158K Followers 286 Following America's daintiest lawyer. @fivefourpod and @IfBooksPod
GarbageApe @GarbageApe
76K Followers 1K Following
Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
Eli Valley @elivalley
114K Followers 3K Following Sporadic at checking @s because of all the sickos New art here and at https://t.co/cdK9S6bBEn If you'd like to support my art — https://t.co/Vdx8Z9JHbU Thanks!
deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE
43K Followers 2K Following it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels ♡@owomuwu♡ @SAMOYEDCORE on twitter (not X
noah kulwin @nkulw
101K Followers 4K Following We can make miracles happen every day | writer, reporter and co-host of @blowbackpod | subscribe at https://t.co/pETV2D531N
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
54K Followers 516 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
David Roth @david_j_roth
137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
If Books Could Kill @IfBooksPod
47K Followers 2 Following The airport bestsellers that captured our hearts and ruined our minds. Every two weeks from @RottenInDenmark and @The_Law_Boy
Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000
2K Followers 549 Following Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast
Jonas Ali Ghanizadeh @jonasali
13K Followers 2K Following Something about me, to increase the relative weight given to my tweets.
Freddy @CannyExecutive
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mugshawtys @mugshawtys
516K Followers 158 Following hope bae gets bail | owner: @jay_jeffs | 1.2m+ on IG https://t.co/959iHL9gdt
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
Q. Anthony Ali @NobleQAli
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A @areolabuxom
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stuart hall & oates @riseandgrindcor
2K Followers 4K Following old punk with scholarly junk in the trunk. was here from 2009-2022 with a different handle. views are entirely my own.
Heidi N. Moore @moorehn
111K Followers 10K Following Slowwwly backing away from this place I liked. Ex-WSJ, Marketplace, Guardian. moorehn on Bsky. I followed u for pics of your pet. She/her. Hi.
selma😜 @selmacashmoney
67K Followers 835 Following climate change bimbo with the bomb shelter pussy. them boobs be gaming
Jordan @SLCLunk
6K Followers 2K Following @BYMPodcast He/Him Pronouns in Bio; Alt for Mutuals: @OrrinHatchet
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
174K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Nissan Al-Ghaib🔻�.. @real91toph
2K Followers 1K Following I spread the gospel of @RGGStudio https://t.co/rzlV2HRYVL #CeasefireNOW #hastwt
mr pussy 🇵🇸 @_mrpussy
34K Followers 2K Following my name is mr pussy and I am not violent. bylines in @brazzers ░M░R░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░ 🇵🇸
John McDermott @mcdermott
5K Followers 422 Following Writer | Contributor: @Esquire, @GQmagazine, @GuardianUS | Alumnus: @AdAge @Digiday @WeAreMEL
Katie Goldin 🐜 @KatieGoldin
14K Followers 816 Following Hosts @CreatureFeatPod. Controlled by @ProBirdRights. Writes for @SomeMoreNews. Nudibranchs: https://t.co/4HfouFAJoa
Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh
5K Followers 1K Following movies, socialism, occasionally history. writing a horror book. he/him.
girl paul giamatti �.. @rebeccarightnow
3K Followers 4K Following Communist with a podcast without a podcast. Thick hair and a finished manuscript. Means well. Agent: @RebeccaPodos. She/her.
stimulant enjoyer @gotitatguineys
3K Followers 747 Following That Irish guy who’s co-host and producer of @beneathskinpod and @lions_by. Producer for @GluePodcast.
Lions Led By Donkeys .. @lions_by
19K Followers 35 Following The podcast for laughing at the failures, crimes, and insanity of military history. ft. @joekassabian @inthesedeserts @gotitatguineys
YMS (Adum) @2gay2lift
200K Followers 2K Following The official YMS Twitter account. I am also @YMSPlays and @anUnkindness_. Follows are not endorsements. any/all https://t.co/Zq6asVDZZE
Elise Swain @eliseswain
6K Followers 4K Following Formerly photo editing and reporting at @theintercept // multimedia journalist // photography on IG @eliseswain // member of @WGAEast
yay liam. @notliamanders0n
15K Followers 554 Following He / Him guy on @wtyppod and @tenklossespod Philly and Boston sports fan. Jewish.
The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr
23K Followers 1K Following i am the morning dj at wtyp (@wtyppod) playing all the hits for you, wherever you may be he/him @[email protected] if this accursed site goes offline
Well There's Your Pro.. @wtyppod
43K Followers 613 Following podcast about engineering going not good. @postoctobrist, @who_shot_jgr, @notliamanders0n & friends. https://t.co/H0zBNyg1mr
Rohan Talbot @rohantalbot
31K Followers 6K Following (On paternity leave) Director of Advocacy & Campaigns @Medicalaidpal (🇵🇸, 🩺 & ⚖️). Surveillance tech 🕵️. Tweeting in personal capacity, RT ≠ endorsement.
Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian
8K Followers 275 Following host of @lions_by . Author of The Hooligans of Kandahar and a lot of sci fi. Holocaust and Genocide Denial Researcher.
Mohammad Alsaafin @malsaafin
26K Followers 777 Following Shenanigans at @ajplus. Work on a lot of things but tweet about two.
No Context Majority R.. @NocontextMR
5K Followers 602 Following No context/out of context Majority Report clips. Listener/viewer run account originally started out of Covid-era boredom. Go watch @majorityfm. #leftisbest
binp @the_binp
3K Followers 2K Following tj. 4'20'', 69 IQ. pro cellar dweller, amateur beelegger. psalm 51:3 Accounts that post dangerous lies like this one should be reported for promoting self harm.
Saqib Ahmed @Saqib_hmed
3K Followers 298 Following I often struggle to reconcile my nerdy side with my ratchet side - Sometimes I pen my thoughts -https://t.co/EP0Tfw3eE4 - Obstreperous- Vicit qui se vincit
Neil Druckmann @Neil_Druckmann
635K Followers 830 Following Co-Studio Head, Head of Creative Naughty Dog; Executive Producer The Last of Us HBO; Writer/Director unannounced game.
Amber / Berry @bloodberry_tart
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Stolen Dune @StolenDans
6K Followers 2K Following certified poster, dylan fanatic, amateur historian, occasional writer and producer. 🧍 writing: https://t.co/kt8b2Z8diZ alt: @legaldans
@steinkobbe This tweet was prompted by seeing an ad for him coming to a theater around here, so that makes sense
Has Jerry Seinfeld done anything other than Seinfeld and The Bee Movie? Not counting going out to coffee
She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time
how many trump isms do you use in daily life? for me: Many such cases Very very disrespectful
You could never make Bee Movie today.
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
I remember going to a friend's house and they was watching porn together and I was like this is fucking weird let's go play sports or something
Is it not normal to jack off with your friends when you were growing up I thought this was a pretty common occurrence no?
no one in human history has ever acted better than this. peak performance
Really funny bit to create an air of embarrassment and shame surrounding the blue check, allow people to hide it for several months, and then without warning remove that ability.
bf who one thing gf who other thing
The porn bots have escaped containment. Got a fb notification, and this post showed up in my "you've been tagged in." Censored by me because I'm polite
Saddam Hussein:
once i was trying to imagine (invent) the perfect pasta for “easy eating” and i came up with a bowl containing a single extremely long curled pasta tube that is filled with sauce. nobody else can make “longatoni” as the idea is my intellectual property
people when the depressed guy is funny: :D people when the depressed guy gets real: >:I
This is why doctors will sometimes prescribe tattoos instead of vaccines
Fun fact: The body can't break down ink and exhausts all its abilities to try because it's toxic. Your immune cells ultimately end up having to physically hold the ink molecules in place, and you permanently have to expend immune resources to replace those cells when they die.
Got called a messed up little goblin by a hot girl but in a good way?
He’s really gonna kill himself cus that pop tart movie bombed
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
Doesn't seem like the job is all that hard, I'd do it for half that.
You'd have to pay me like $80m a year to be the president of an Ivy League university.
What's a picture/meme that makes you laugh every time?
The greatest sports anthem of all time imo and despite there being some bangers, it’s not even close
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