ACABylon Bee @ACABylonBee
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Elon and Jenner have a lot in common, both know a thing or two about killing people with their cars.
Elon and Jenner have a lot in common, both know a thing or two about killing people with their cars.
No word on Don Bacon's censure resolution against Tim Walberg for calling to nuke Gaza
No word on Don Bacon's censure resolution against Tim Walberg for calling to nuke Gaza
Chat is this real? Either way say hello to the new meme format!!!
Here’s Rothmus denying the Holocaust
most politicians kill puppies for fun, Kristi Noem's just the only one with the integrity to own it
I have one guess!!
I have one guess!! https://t.co/wSrjsdLLq2
It was never about the hostages, this was always meant to be an ethnic cleansing and a land grab.
It was never about the hostages, this was always meant to be an ethnic cleansing and a land grab.
it's just extraordinary to me that the right has spent the past half a decade insisting free speech on college campuses was one of the most important issues of our time, and now they're all in favor of club-wielding thugs tackling protesters
it's just extraordinary to me that the right has spent the past half a decade insisting free speech on college campuses was one of the most important issues of our time, and now they're all in favor of club-wielding thugs tackling protesters
"you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter" my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to
reading all the handwringing about “free speech” and “safety” and remembering Anne Applebaum wrote an article in 2002 explicitly calling for the targeted killing of Palestinian journalists for the crime of making Israel look bad
even when they're supposedly ashamed of harvard they gotta tell you three times in three sentences that they went to harvard. twice
even when they're supposedly ashamed of harvard they gotta tell you three times in three sentences that they went to harvard. twice
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They’ll hit something, at least
Self-Driving Trucks Will Hit America's Highways This Year jalopnik.com/self-driving-t…
Rep. Don Bacon furious at colleague for saying no Jewish student should face antisemitism.
Rep. Don Bacon tells @axios he’s preparing a censure resolution against Rep. Ilhan Omar for saying last week “we should not have to tolerate antisemitism or bigotry for all Jewish students, whether they are pro-genocide or anti-genocide." axios.com/2024/04/30/ilh…
One reason why I would never make it in media is that I just don't have the cynical marketing brain it takes to see Ken tweet this and think "what a great opportunity to advance my personal brand as fully unconstrained, unleashed, and liberated"
Elon and Jenner have a lot in common, both know a thing or two about killing people with their cars.
🆕 @elonmusk has started following @Caitlyn_Jenner
@ACABylonBee I love that a photo of a piece of toast (a) has over 1100 likes and (b) is totally worthy of it.
No word on Don Bacon's censure resolution against Tim Walberg for calling to nuke Gaza
Rep. Don Bacon tells @axios he’s preparing a censure resolution against Rep. Ilhan Omar for saying last week “we should not have to tolerate antisemitism or bigotry for all Jewish students, whether they are pro-genocide or anti-genocide." axios.com/2024/04/30/ilh…
Why I'm Resigning From ALAB
Speaking of the fearless Gina Carano visiting Toronto for "Fan Expo", was reading up on why Disney fired her; it was because of her tweets comparing modern conservatives to the "thousands" of Jews (her words) killed by the Nazis in the Holocaust variety.com/2024/biz/news/…
Chat is this real? Either way say hello to the new meme format!!!
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
Calling me “male-ania” is so fucking funny, I could never delete this app
@AriDrennen No such thing as trans children, you fucking groomer. Innocent children who can’t consent to such “care” are subjected to irreversible harm, and it’s monstrous. Anyone who had a hand in this belongs in jail. That includes you, fuckface. Stop abusing children, Male-ania.
probably the Nuggets again
Here’s Rothmus denying the Holocaust