Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA
Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, who puts America First. Joined June 2021-
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We warned this would happen in Biden’s America, and we were called conspiracy theorists.
Kristi Noem can rest easy, the eradication guy is on her side!
Sorry Kristi Noem, but even Christ and Gondy are giving the cold shoulder at this point.
Wokesters want you to think #SCOTUSIsCorrupt, but accepting cash directly from Christ isn’t bribery, it’s making sure each ruling aligns with the gospels and Messiah Immunity.
The leftist grand jury in Arizona has decided to arrest 11 Republicans simply for voting for President Trump, despite the 1864 #PatriotPass explicitly stating that AZ elections can be given to any America First candidate, as they only stopped being a territory due to the…
Andrew Tate has achieved maximum Straightriotism, which is only unlocked when the sex is so straight, it’s a little gay.
If #TrumpIsACriminal, then explain why his biggest support system in court are the spirits of John Wayne, Gondy, and even Christ himself.
We see President Trump’s strength in every angle, as he stayed awake all 8 hours today by counting the seconds in his head like a true genius.
My son’s an idiot. This is him at a tennis match.
My son’s an idiot. This is him at a tennis match.
E. Jean Carroll has made the world devastating for our poor patriotic wives and their gropey husbands.
Our nation’s finest may never watch Luke Skywalker and The Star Wars ever again after Mark Hamill endorsed Joe Biden.
Jesse Watters fights for everyone who has been doomed to sit in our own filth in court while the spring flowers bloom on the gold course.
Spontaneous pecker leakage means President Trump is just like us!
On this #EarthDay, we remember that Christ gave us our protective dome for a reason, which is to correctly change weather at his will to keep the stability of our ice crust, which the climate activists fail to acknowledge.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame may include greats like The Cool Gang and Mary Blidge, but the kids all turn out for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters because they know the Holy Spirit gets down on it.
Real fans remember when Dr. Who travelled galaxies, promoting strong conservative values, and destroying entire planets who chose wokeism over Christ. The original Dr. would burn his medical license if he knew what the show has become. #RIPDoctorWho
Taylor Swift releasing the Tortured Poets Society this weekend is good news, as we can hit the shopping malls and win back the youth with our #SwiftersForTrump campaign after the kids all lost faith in the traitor Mike Johnson.
The New York Post is attacking our Marjorie when they know darn well her hat fits better than this.
My patriotic nephew is furious at all the Ukrainian flags he is seeing on the House floor.
Y’all keep saying #TrumpSmellsLikeAss, just because he follows the spirit of Christ, who covered himself in manure when he knew the courts would ignore his Messiah Immunity.
Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger
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Kal - Watch how they .. @TruthJustis4USA
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Eric the editor 🌎�.. @Editor_of_Eric
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@GaryPetersonUSA @RonFilipkowski HE'S PRETTY HOT GARY...
@GaryPetersonUSA @patriottakes Oh Gary, this is the beat piece of American film ever made. What a fine connection you've made
@GaryPetersonUSA S T R A I G H T R I O T I S M I N B I O
@GaryPetersonUSA Hahahaha
@GaryPetersonUSA Gary you get my endorsement any day of the week
@GaryPetersonUSA @RonFilipkowski @JaredLeto is a real nice guy. My band played w his band a few times. Great painting btw
@GaryPetersonUSA @NikkiHaley lol. You did not prebrief him obviously. You must only kiss his ring. Trump airlines was the greatest!
@Cokedupoptions Gary Indiana The beautiful city named directly after @GaryPetersonUSA Gets me teary, so straightriotic
@GaryPetersonUSA But I thought that was Missouri...
@GaryPetersonUSA What a happy group!
@GaryPetersonUSA They’re not very brite. Santa is always watching.
@GaryPetersonUSA Did he lick your balls afterward? I hear he’s a very devoted son!
@GaryPetersonUSA The head of Lettuce in the middle isn't green enough but other than that....👌👌👌
Got it. And free with Kindle Unlimited. I hope it’s worth what I paid for it.
Apparently my supposed creator has a new book out today. I don't remember 1986 being this post-apocalyptic at all! Buy CLASS OF '86 now so he'll stop prank calling my son. eBook: amazon.com/dp/B0C94K5SYR Paperback: amazon.com/dp/B0C9SBNWVX Hardcover: amazon.com/dp/B0C9SDLQ9N
Group of protesters chant "LOCK HIM UP!" As former president Donald Trump arrived in Philly for #MomsForLiberty conference Video by Olga Fe [email protected] to license
@GaryPetersonUSA Great inspiring photo! Never stop fighting for Our Man!
@GaryPetersonUSA Thank you for telling the truth, Gary! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🐿
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