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NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack•Tour Dates at https://t.co/snzWVJwEbz linktr.ee/NoelCaslerCome… New York City Joined December 2018-
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Y’all out here pretending this sh*t still gets decided in SCOTUS and not on the back deck of Harlan Crow’s hunting lodge in the Adirondacks.
You should watch ‘A Gentlemen in Moscow’ if you haven’t yet. First 4 episodes are spectacular. I don’t want it to end, the acting, the sets, all do justice to the fantastic novel by @amortowles who gave a talk with Michael Lewis at NOLA Bookfest that was a legit master class.
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30K Followers 796 Following Drummer, author, app & record company owner (Fuzzy Music), professor emeritus USC. Father of @mayaerskine & Taichi, married to @spintheclay, loves taking photosHere’s a little bedtime story that may actually keep you awake. It demonstrates, once again, that truth IS stranger than fiction. (BTW, great writing, Noel!)
‘He lumbered into the Oval Office with a lot on his mind. A playmate he’d been having an affair with had her contract up soon and there was the matter of the porn star from the same period. He was getting sloppy & he knew it but Mel was preggers and that always weirded him out.
You're really good at this
‘He lumbered into the Oval Office with a lot on his mind. A playmate he’d been having an affair with had her contract up soon and there was the matter of the porn star from the same period. He was getting sloppy & he knew it but Mel was preggers and that always weirded him out.
If you read nothing else today…💀💀💀
‘Who is the scary one? Sir…there’s a couple working here, do you mean the Meth Badger or the Wicked Witch’ ‘the one with the weird eye shadow sh*t…’ with that Sarah Huckabee Sanders flew into the room as the temperature seemed to drop a few degrees. A chill followed her as if
Please read. And if you don't already, follow Noel and subscribe to his substack. You will learn a lot and will not be disappointed!
‘He lumbered into the Oval Office with a lot on his mind. A playmate he’d been having an affair with had her contract up soon and there was the matter of the porn star from the same period. He was getting sloppy & he knew it but Mel was preggers and that always weirded him out.
You blow me away. 💥
‘He lumbered into the Oval Office with a lot on his mind. A playmate he’d been having an affair with had her contract up soon and there was the matter of the porn star from the same period. He was getting sloppy & he knew it but Mel was preggers and that always weirded him out.
Hope these will be released as a graphic novel…
‘He lumbered into the Oval Office with a lot on his mind. A playmate he’d been having an affair with had her contract up soon and there was the matter of the porn star from the same period. He was getting sloppy & he knew it but Mel was preggers and that always weirded him out.
Isn’t that the truth. 🎯
Y’all out here pretending this sh*t still gets decided in SCOTUS and not on the back deck of Harlan Crow’s hunting lodge in the Adirondacks.
Forget the cannoli
Obv covered under the ‘fuhgedaboutit’ statute, capiche? Now, about those cannolis….
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Hypothetically speaking, if before he was POTUS he had his executives get into a rental helicopter that crashed in the NJ Pine Barrens after being summoned to NYC while they were cooperating with a money laundering investigation into his casinos would he have immunity?
THIS IS THE TWEET
Y’all out here pretending this sh*t still gets decided in SCOTUS and not on the back deck of Harlan Crow’s hunting lodge in the Adirondacks.
@newscientist Of course they are conscious. Do you think they just duhhrr duhrrr around?
Noel does this to me everytime... I find myself savoring his language so much (it's so powerfully descriptive, it's damned near tactile!) that I forget the plot and have to go back to the beginning - at least once. 😂😂 ❤
‘A big, loud place reeking of gasoline & teeming with ignorant people making too much noise. It needed a hero as perverse & backward as it had itself become. Something made from the same noxious material, a man with the same appetite for salt & fat and transactional sex…’
Masterpiece
‘A big, loud place reeking of gasoline & teeming with ignorant people making too much noise. It needed a hero as perverse & backward as it had itself become. Something made from the same noxious material, a man with the same appetite for salt & fat and transactional sex…’
@ClaudetteGGibs1 I’ve never seen Noel Casler’s comedy routine, but damn, that man is a writer! He doesn’t write fluff. He writes literature. It’s beautiful.
Jesu Christu, Noel took yam tits to the woodshed. Brilliant.
‘A big, loud place reeking of gasoline & teeming with ignorant people making too much noise. It needed a hero as perverse & backward as it had itself become. Something made from the same noxious material, a man with the same appetite for salt & fat and transactional sex…’
Everyone has heard about the Apprentice videos where Trump is just nasty. Those tapes were never released. Do you think Donnie is going to be able to keep his mouth shut during this trial? How long before he loses it? What do you think @caslernoel
It is a terrific book!
You should watch ‘A Gentlemen in Moscow’ if you haven’t yet. First 4 episodes are spectacular. I don’t want it to end, the acting, the sets, all do justice to the fantastic novel by @amortowles who gave a talk with Michael Lewis at NOLA Bookfest that was a legit master class.
I didn’t want the book to end.
You should watch ‘A Gentlemen in Moscow’ if you haven’t yet. First 4 episodes are spectacular. I don’t want it to end, the acting, the sets, all do justice to the fantastic novel by @amortowles who gave a talk with Michael Lewis at NOLA Bookfest that was a legit master class.
I was signing at @mcnallyjackson and ran into this giant! She was signing her newest, A BOOK OF DAYS. 1 thing I love about Patti Smith is that her art is always a call—to action, to love, to life. Her voice is at times gentle, at times fierce and the world is richer for it.
Hey Boston! I’ll be coming to speak at the Colonial Theater on 9/24. Perhaps I’ll see you there.
NOW ON SALE! New York Times best-selling author @amortowles will visit the Colonial as part of his "Table for Two" book tour on Sept 24. Plus, @HarvardBooks will be onsite to sell copies of "A Gentleman In Moscow" and more. Get your tickets now! → bit.ly/3VUNJAx