Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
Posting the worst legal takes on Twitter. Have a submission? DM a link or @ me. Screenshot = bad take. RT = great take. Bingo cards: https://t.co/ONLbcQ8Rns Joined October 2019-
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Unlike most district attorneys whose primary concern is protecting convictions at all costs, @DA_LarryKrasner has demonstrated a serious desire to vet past convictions for error and correct wrongful convictions.
Philly represents less than 1% of the U.S. pop. but accounted for 10% of exonerations last year, says @exonerationlist, as reported by @BradfordPearson & @SandyHingston. If only all DAs showed @DA_LarryKrasner's initiative in protecting the innocent. phillymag.com/news/2024/03/2…
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something i have left off here is references I don't believe in checking references the average person can barely read and write I don't really care what they think about the quality of someone's lawyering
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@BadLegalTakes This is what happens when someone questions a licensed notary public. Hopefully the gentleman who replied to me learned his lesson
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