Liz Gil @LizCGil
founding atty @ optimal counsel. startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎 optimalcounsel.com/team/elizabeth… Manhattan, NY Joined August 2015-
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I unclenched my jaw for the first time in years and my entire skull disintegrated into ash
I almost did an “asylum where they raised me” joke with the twitter icon but then I got sad, you really don’t know what u got till it’s gone
Every Friday Me: ok, want to get this to the partner by Monday morning. If I buckle down today, I should basically be done today. Every Friday at like 4: well buckle I did not
The one where we solve issues of world peace, structural inequities in the legal profession, the lack of nuance on social media, and youth sports injuries…. We roll on to law twitter feuds of 2007… And @AdamStasiw makes a guest appearance.
The one where we solve issues of world peace, structural inequities in the legal profession, the lack of nuance on social media, and youth sports injuries…. We roll on to law twitter feuds of 2007… And @AdamStasiw makes a guest appearance.
Directness and transparency is a love language for people healing from trauma.
I am so sick of the moral panic about everything but killing people.
The student journalists at @ColumbiaSpec have been producing incredible coverage of an event that has become international news. They are the most reliable and authoritative source for what's happening at Columbia.
Unbelievable that Supreme Court justices who see forgiving student loans, mandating vaccines, and regulating climate change as a slippery slope toward tyranny were not clear-eyed on questions of whether a president could execute citizens or stage a coup without being prosecuted.
Man at work: I want to be able to ask you questions [in a demeaning way] without you having negative feelings Me: …and I want to provide you with negative feedback regarding your communication skills. I’m ok if you have negative feelings about that
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
New idea: an entire Taylor Swift album dedicated solely to how much Samuel Alito sucks.
BREAKING: Supreme Court that blocked vaccine mandates & struck down quarantine orders suddenly VERY concerned about immunity.
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1K Followers 5K Following He/Him • Traffic Engineer • WVU alum (x2) • 363 ppm • Sports geek • climate change • walkable communities • RT≠E • opinions are my own • #FreePalestinein addition to just being wrong, transphobia is such antisocial loser behavior. weirdly obsessive, repellent, just the worst vibes imaginable. you can bully people online but no one in real life actually wants to hang out with you lol
You couldn't parody this. "Quitting" is working your agreed working hours to a high standard.
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
So funny how people talk about how vicious pit bulls are. When I volunteered at a shelter, guess what breed was the hardest for us to handle? Chihuahuas.
Me waiting for my friend’s feedback on the show I suggested like I created it myself or something
I am, in fact, exactly like other girls. Thank you for noticing. I love being like other girls actually. It's called rejoicing in our shared humanity and making friends and texting each other memes, look it up
There's no way this one isn't true lol, this happens quite often to famous people Reminder that young Biden looked like this
Biden claims "women would send very salacious pictures" to him when he was a senator in the 1970s: "I'd just give them to the Secret Service." (Senators do not have Secret Service protection)
I unclenched my jaw for the first time in years and my entire skull disintegrated into ash
the sexiest thing a man can do is be fully transparent and honest
Same, Elmo. Same.
A dating app for people who like pie filling, but not pie: Crumble.
Ok so we are both mad when AOC doesn’t say or do enough about Gaza and mad when she shows up at an encampment and speaks about the encampments nationally? My dear comrades, it cannot be both.
I’m losing my mind listening to congress say the reason behind the TikTok ban is the unregulated influence of a foreign country over American citizens, as I am served commercials to support the Israeli government on every conceivable platform.
She was saying she was a prof because of the trespassing issue. Besides, she and many of the students are privileged and aren’t perfect, but the point is that they’re using their privilege to try to help and protect others…like we constantly tell people with privilege to do.
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
I keep thinking of the 12yo kids they want to force to experience this and want to set something on fire. I keep thinking about those pregnant and in medical crisis waiting until they are nearly dying before they can get care. I'm angry. Deep in my bones angry.
If I didn't know I was already scheduled to be induced Sunday night/Monday, I'd be calling my doctor begging them to induce. Begging. Them.
Yeah I'm done letting people comment if anti-abortion "pro-life" misogynists are gunna come in here and tell me to "just kill my baby" if I am so miserable. Y'all are deeply, deeply unwell.
I have never been so radically pro-body autonomy than lying here, 40 weeks pregnant, feeling like I'm going to actually die any minute. No one should be forced to be pregnant. It should always be a choice. Adoption is not an alternative to experiencing pregnancy.