Priv @privilegelog
i do lawsuits for tech companies Texas, USA Joined March 2013-
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Honored & humbled to announce that, due to Priv’s recent promotion, I’ve been promoted to his Nightmare in Chief. My responsibilities include, but are not limited to, originating & inciting continued mockery of him Online, lest he succumb to the delusion that he has risen above.
Honored & humbled to announce that, due to Priv’s recent promotion, I’ve been promoted to his Nightmare in Chief. My responsibilities include, but are not limited to, originating & inciting continued mockery of him Online, lest he succumb to the delusion that he has risen above.
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Priv introducing himself to new associates.
Priv introducing himself to new associates. https://t.co/nUvJ69S2WU
Now that I’m a Partner, who wants to hear my thoughts on taking PTO?
So I’ve been promoted to Partner. Trust me, I’m just as surprised as you are. Am I still allowed to make jokes about Partners?
My statistical year ended today. 2000 hour minimum. 2001 hours billed. That’s me — always going above and beyond.
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@privilegelog fun fact: If the site ever goes down, this country won't actually have laws.
@privilegelog @heyitsalexsu Also, doesn't "dragging the Ivy League" count as pro bono?
@privilegelog Sometimes they sled down hills on cafeteria trays.
@privilegelog More useful than 99% of law review articles tbh
@privilegelog Shhhhh don't do anything to disturb it...
@privilegelog Always have been impressed by the site. I am always thinking this repeatedly.
Honeslty doing gods work
Do Cornell law students do anything other than maintain this website with statutes?
@privilegelog Unironically more valuable work than 90% of law journals
@Eric_Erins And she hasn’t even tipped her landlord yet
@privilegelog Haven’t played Tarkov much recently. Played a little early wipe but I’ve been busy re-siding the house and putting a new front porch and back deck on it. I have ready or not, just haven’t played it really yet. Is it good?
@privilegelog You been watching Selling Sunset as well?
Pharmaceuticals. Durable medical equipment. Luxury cars. The list is long.
All lawyers routinely think about quitting the law and just selling residential real estate right? Not just me?
@privilegelog Career JAG. I routinely wonder if I should quit and open a bookstore that’s also a bar.
@privilegelog I'm getting into selling dog food instead of houses. (I do own some real estate though)
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