Post a picture of your dog(s) that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
All rescues that needed varying amounts of patience and training. Breaks my heart that stupid c*nt couldn’t just give the puppy a better home
Post a picture of your dog(s) that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
All rescues that needed varying amounts of patience and training. Breaks my heart that stupid c*nt couldn’t just give the puppy a better home https://t.co/Wvq2HkzVq6
New lawyers interviewing for jobs, here are some tips. Please add #lawtwitter
“We’re like a family here” = we will disrespect your boundaries and you will be here more than you think
“Fast paced environment” = management is not great and we’re always being chased by deadlines
Man at work: I want to be able to ask you questions [in a demeaning way] without you having negative feelings
Me: …and I want to provide you with negative feedback regarding your communication skills. I’m ok if you have negative feelings about that
TTPD was written for all the girlies who seem all put together on the outside but on the inside, they can feel an implosion coming on at any second, the ones who've worked their entire life to achieve impossible standards and are scared of disappointing people
Ohhhhh my god you don’t need actual legal advice because you already did your own research? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Kim Kardashian
The first thought I had this morning—when a man is wildly successful, we find a way to find his wife annoying. But when a woman is wildly successful, we just find the woman annoying
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612 Followers 2K FollowingI’m just a guy from Brooklyn just trying to have more checks in the wins column than the losses column. I like whiskey. **views are my own**
54 Followers 225 FollowingOwn, develop & manage 🏠Montana, PNW, NYC. 12 years consulting ✈️ 🌎. Student of👨⚖️ 📚 and life. Just opinions no business or legal advice!
198 Followers 2K FollowingPost-equity lawyer; sometimes chops wood & carries water if not distracted. Not yet enlightened. Opinions all my own personal views. Comments may be satirical.
276 Followers 5K FollowingLife journey is solving problems,Expect problems and overcome Protect ourselves.We are fearful if we don't know .https://t.co/JjN4P78n5N
634 Followers 604 FollowingAttorney | BC ‘19 WM Law ‘22 | @senmarkey alum | @rogerfederer superfan | Boston Sports fan | Opinions are my own | RI ➡️ MA ➡️ VA ➡️ HI | (he/him)
2K Followers 2K FollowingLawyer in MKE. Licensed WI/IL. @EthickingStacie (or just my name) most everywhere. She/her. Tweets are personal, not legal advice, maybe atty advertising.
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IT'S about YOUR HEALTH and YOUR HEALTH MATTERS! Doses YOUR Health Matter to YOU ?
YOU NEED TO LOOK THIS OVER IT'S FREE TO LOOK IT OVER!
735 Followers 4K FollowingFather, veteran, entrepreneur, sailor, beer guy, @uOttawa and #NorwichUniversity alum, @Westernulaw student. Opinions are my own and def #NotLegalAdvice
39K Followers 902 FollowingMother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
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Opinions are my own.
87K Followers 3K Following🎙Creator: Murdaugh Murders Podcast and True Sunlight Podcast | 👩🏼💻CEO: LunaShark 🦈 | 🐶 mom to Luna and Joe Pesky | 🔥repped by @unitedtalent |
2K Followers 3K FollowingShe/Her. Sober. Trans. Lawyer. Mother to Captain CAThryn Janeway and John Thurgood Marshall. My thoughts are barely legal, hardly advice. I’m queer af
2K Followers 4K FollowingFormer musicologist, current law person. UT-Austin and Kansas alum. He/him. Views and opinions are my own / not my employer’s, etc etc. Ad Astra per Aspera 🌻
494K Followers 956 FollowingInvesting millions in Main Street businesses & teaching you how to own the rest | HoldCo + VC Fund | We should own our communities and corner stores.
803 Followers 408 Following| owner of the Perfect Forehead™️ | artsy PE girly who drinks a lot of bourbon on the rocks | certified fox | dm for art commissions |
17K Followers 977 FollowingTenants’ rights lawyer | Writer | My page is a love letter to tenants | I ✍🏾 about housing rights | Bylines: @usatoday @teenvogue @theappeal | My views
285 Followers 207 Followingindigent defense/justice takes, college football, & the blues. Storyteller. If you are bothered enough to read this, I must’ve really ticked you off. Go Army!!
587 Followers 1K FollowingPublic Defender. Loud mouth. Leftist. Hiker. House Plant lover. Obsessed with my dog. True Crime aficionado. ✨we are all made of stardust ✨
339 Followers 797 Following"Si existe algo más odiado que un abogado, es uno que además trabaja para los bancos" Abogado @urosario Banking and Finance LLM @bu_law
615 Followers 2K FollowingWashU Law 3L, Tulane grad, NOLA sports fanatic, neuroscience and music nerd, amateur cook and marathon runner in a delicate balancing act. he/him
152 Followers 119 FollowingDiehard Oklahoma City Thunder fan | Tech-enthusiast | Plaintiff-side labor and employment attorney in the DMV | Tweets not legal advice
718 Followers 1K FollowingLawyers are in the sales business, like it or not. I know a lot about trademarks and very little about almost everything else. Nondirected living kidney donor.
4K Followers 3K FollowingLegal Data as a Service via APIs for bulk access to normalized state and federal court data. #LDaaS #LegalData #LegalTech #LegalAnalytics #LitigationStrategy
2K Followers 3K FollowingLawyer for ad agencies, brands, event pros | CIPP-US | As seen in NYT, People, MSWeddings, NerdWallet | Tweets not legal advice
916 Followers 2K Followingesquire. astrologer. tarot reader. femme. gay af. “a real bitch disrespectfully” - actual review. not legal advice | all opinions my own.
1K Followers 946 FollowingTweets ≠ legal advice. Chicago attorney. 🇩🇰🇺🇸 Malpractice and ethics counsel to lawyers and doctors. #IUMaurerLaw #GoBlue and #WhiteSox
3K Followers 2K FollowingCEO / Co-Founder of @UniCourtInc disrupting the way #LegalData is organized, accessed, and used.
#Fastcase50 Honoree, 2023 #LegalRebels #LegalTech #A2J ⚖️🏛️
751 Followers 1K FollowingDearborn, Detroit - UMich | Harvard Law | Labor Organizer, Labor Lawyer | HGSU-UAW Bargaining | SBWU Legal | Labor at U.S. Senate, U.S. House | (they/them)
3K Followers 2K FollowingAppellate attorney, Husband, Dad, @texapplawpod co-host #appellatetwitter @TCU and @uhlaw grad. Views are unserious, my own, and not legal advice.
518 Followers 524 FollowingLicensed Sports Attorney 💼 Future NFL GM🧘🏾♂️🏅Duquesne University ‘18 🏈 New England Law | Boston ‘21⚖️ @Briaa_33 💎 Football Twitter ➡️@Zone22_JLR