Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass
Wisconsin born and raised • Fur mom • Pro-choice • She/Her • 🦓 • CashApp: $WiscoSass where the happy cows are Joined February 2014-
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I got a daith piercing today. Wanted it for years. Made an appointment and everything. So tell me why I didn’t know until the whole right side of my face was throbbing in pain and @shmayshmathleen told me after that it’s considered the most painful ear piercing to get 😂😭😬
The OG pandemic Zoom homies 🥹 (@WBaskettLAT_ATC @MsSassyTeacher @allyrashelle @_MaybeTim @thatonekidjb @GoldDustMermaid @Whip_Skitty) and of course of course always every day @WisKanSass. With the addition of @BourbonAndJokes ❤️
The OG pandemic Zoom homies 🥹 (@WBaskettLAT_ATC @MsSassyTeacher @allyrashelle @_MaybeTim @thatonekidjb @GoldDustMermaid @Whip_Skitty) and of course of course always every day @WisKanSass. With the addition of @BourbonAndJokes ❤️
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It me. I ordered shaker number 200 which means that @DarlinSincerest is so close to hitting her goal! I know y’all need a new emotional support water bottle, so let it be one that helps out a friend! rogueenergy.com/collections/cr…
WHAT THE HELL
Men make women’s vaginas impenetrably dry challenge
Men make women’s vaginas impenetrably dry challenge
Can we stop with the big back trend? I hate to be a fun sucker or whatever but its extremely fatphobic. And I dont want to hear “well unbig your back then” because thats just as bad. Why are we always the punchline of yalls jokes? 😕
There was a show I wanted to start watching but I dont remember the name of it or what streaming service it was on or what it was about
I am so entirely fucking over today so of course I can’t fall asleep and just be done with it
MARIE KONDO: does this empty box spark joy? ME: yes MK: and this old iPhone 4 box? ME: yes MK: and allll of these Amazon boxes? do they spark joy too? ME: yes MK: and this other one over here with all of these smaller boxes inside it? ME: yes
The amount of people (not necessarily on here) who keep telling me they hope things work out with me and my fiancé after hearing how he acted is bizarre and gross. I don’t want things to work out right now?? I want him to leave me alone??
The thoughtful and considerate ideas gon get me every single time 😭💞
Cristina Yang left Seattle to become a spy in Europe and changed her name to Eve Polastri
I don’t care what anyone says, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being really fucking wrong that approaches 100%
Pro-choice Auntie @WisKanSass
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462 Followers 442 Following • ◦ m o s t d o p e • ◦ 🐝 diabetic 💉 ♡ i have a stuffy problem 🧸 🫧 i would give my life for sparkles, diet coke and the color pink ✨ Pro-choice Auntie @WisKanSass
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3K Followers 636 Following ✨ I like dogs, getting stoned and the word “fuck” in all of its forms. Anxiety is my ruling planet. BLM!🪐@WisconsinSass @shmayshmathleen Huh...ok. I have seen those before. Didn't know what they were called.
@GoldDustMermaid @WisKanSass @WisconsinSass @MsSassyTeacher @allyprazolamm @DarthTWyld 🫶🏻🫶🏻 love you always
@WisconsinSass @shmayshmathleen I had my rook done and it was the worst pain I’ve ever felt. Hopefully it passes quickly!!
Omg! Dad (81) hyper focuses and I (52) hyper focus and we are going on a train trip alone for 5 days. No buffer from the neurotypical family members. 😆
So, uh, mozzarella and hot honey are a DELICIOUS combo and the perfect comfort food for the longest night of my year that I can anticipate. I'm tired but the body keeps the score.
@WisconsinSass @shmayshmathleen That's awesome (the former), that's a temporary bummer (the latter). I heard those were good for relieving headaches/migraines.
Kum & Go T-shirt. Pie themed MeUndies boy shorts. Chili cheese dip for dinner. My partners are lucky as hell. My other comment is this:
@WisconsinSass You're stuck with me forever my friend
@fatstevebuscemi “You know what made me really uncomfortable” gets me everytime you post this clip 😭😭😭
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
There are 0 instances when rape jokes are funny or acceptable. ZERO.
String of turtles got repot today and I was realllll nervous it would just fall apart but went better than expected 😍