Asphalt Cowboy @BrofessorSnipe
Daddy. Pineapple goes on pizza. VGK. Packers. I play video games on camera. Serial Rickroller. twitch.tv/brofessorsnipe Mr South Dakota Mr 605 Joined August 2014-
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These videos from Stagecoach are wild cause you got Posty and T-Pain singing 90s country, the camera pans to the crowd and Gravy is over there vibing, then Guy Fieri just spawns outta nowhere?? 😂😂
Not one time in the history of XP did it go from the login screen to the desktop in that amount of time 💀
Not one time in the history of XP did it go from the login screen to the desktop in that amount of time 💀
*me, looking for someone to have breakfast with* wanna be friends with benedicts?
You’ll hear no arguments from me 🤝
Me telling the girls to go watch Ministry for the plot. The plot:
Me telling the girls to go watch Ministry for the plot. The plot:
There were a bunch of Army boys in line by me at lunch so I put my hands in my pockets to assert dominance
GO EEEEE E E E E EASY ON ME BAY-BEE. I WAS STILL A CHILD, DIDN'T GET THE CHANCE TO-HOO FEEEEE E E E E EEL THE WORLD AROUND ME
Go ahead. Try to prove me wrong. I don’t open my mouth without receipts. I didn’t really wanna call the state of SD today, but did I do it to prove I’m right?? Yes. F. W. Me.
If anyone wants to sign up to do my laundry, you can keep anything that falls outta the pockets
If you like Inglorious Basterds, you’ll like this
If you like Inglorious Basterds, you’ll like this https://t.co/HbOtzFHUYT
What if at least two shakers were ordered by the time I wake up in the morning 👉🏼👈🏼 We’re like 50 away from our total and I’m so excited and terrified and anxious at the same time!!!!
What if at least two shakers were ordered by the time I wake up in the morning 👉🏼👈🏼 We’re like 50 away from our total and I’m so excited and terrified and anxious at the same time!!!!
Or should I take myself to Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare in 10 minutes and just eat popcorn?
Or should I take myself to Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare in 10 minutes and just eat popcorn?
Alleviate my decision fatigue for the night plz
My old manager’s semi is parked across the street for the night. Obviously I need to go wire his brake pedal to his street horn, right??
Building legos watching hockey havin fun
What is it with dudes molesting food to tell us they have no game instead of just wearing fedoras like in the good old days
🤍🖤Audree 🖤�.. @DarlinSincerest
13K Followers 3K Following Content Creator | Rogue Energy Partner, Technisport, Amazon, & Zenni Affiliate | lgBtqia+ | Army vet | Business inquiries: [email protected]
Pro-choice Auntie @WisKanSass
9K Followers 645 Following if you follow me you’re pro-choice that’s the rules | Crazy Plant Lady 🪴 | she/her | 1312 | 🐱🐱🐶🐶🐶🦎
Dirt Road Queen ♡ @DirtRoadQueen__
5K Followers 328 Following
MarylandMomma🧡 @_MomToAPrincess
5K Followers 1K Following Me? I fight leukemia, eat snacks, and try my very best to keep my kids alive. Bone Marrow Transplant Recipient, October 2019. #VEDS #POTS #CML #Caps #Ravens
A Little Darth @DarthandDogs
2K Followers 884 Following mountain living. wife and dog mom. fsu, bucs, magic, bolts, rays fan. elder emo. star wars & fantasy nerd. cbdc, vet med, dog science. my views ≠ my employers
Just Dylan @D_Fort5
4K Followers 564 Following Fit-ish.🏋️| Slight shoe addict | Permanent ban from Christian mingle| https://t.co/9SkM6L5iAg
May ✨ @shmayshmathleen
741 Followers 749 Following Joy she gave; Joy she has found. 💛✨ Venmo/cashapp: maykathleen1204
Wandering through lif.. @girlthinklikhim
2K Followers 769 Following Guardians and Buckeye fan checking off ball parks one at a time. 17 down, 13 to go. OH➡️VA➡️WY➡️TX➡️NH
bri paces like a ghos.. @brisversion_
29K Followers 3K Following • neuroscientist • professor • dog mom • STEM barbie (sleepy, tired, exhausted, majorly ready to nap) •
BostonBasic💕 @boston_basic
6K Followers 7K Following Just another girl living in Boston. Avi is me! Dog Mom & Girl Mom 💕
C @tattedbrunettee
3K Followers 675 Following 30 // dog mom // wife // detroit lions // sped teacher
Sea Daddy @Whip_Skitty
2K Followers 598 Following Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste. Spittin Nickels since RADAY 1921. Self-Proclaimed Jedi Sentinel.
Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass
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Boner Assassin @tequilatwisterr
6K Followers 788 Following Staying single, seeing double, drinking triple. Studying to become an educated drug dealer. Cows. Tequila.
White Pine Woman 🌲 @megsandbacon2
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Captain Canada @RedNWhiteUnite
2K Followers 2K Following Good Canadian kid tryna live up to stereotype. 32. Plumber. Gamer. Dog Dad to my main man and our little land piranha. Puns always intended. He/him. AC ❤️
amber chastain @babyasianambs
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Ray Comerford @ComerfR
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Anthony2109 @Anthony21033812
39 Followers 175 Following
Dart @Dart0027
30 Followers 32 Following Join me for some average gaming and good laughs! Live on Kick everyday: https://t.co/yYvgH2cdVc TikTok https://t.co/QSNnbd9Z79
Aracelis Barnfield @AracelisBa37347
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SnowySilver54 @SnowySilver54
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berry mecockner @mecockner28602
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Mike Williamson @MikeWil46566686
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Hertha_Willen @willen6386
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randy morris @BigKountry6969
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daddy @daddy0360728252
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josh @tony75701321
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WiscoDude920 @WiscoDude920
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Jay Burns @JayBurn48442766
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Devin Letona @DevinLeton62017
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Islarble Queen @islarble47671
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OldNStiff @OldNStiff
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Nickoli Williams @y6byqrhxx4
268 Followers 2K Following
Nichole @Nichole0698
6 Followers 103 Following Heart Failure🩷 Rare disorder club Never Give Up Be your own Advocate 💜
RICHIE SULLIVAN @RichieSullivan
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Kitty @Bluukitty14
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ItsLethalTTV @ItsLethalTTV
38K Followers 15K Following Live on Wed & Fri 2PM EST @Twitch streamer- 13.5K+ followers ❤️ Trying to entertain, make people laugh, & work hard! 💪 Business Inquiry: [email protected]
Damaris Bina @DamarisBin93942
47 Followers 5K Following
Bumptious @Baller2013_Bump
20 Followers 57 Following
Dara Barrett @DaraMBarrett
428 Followers 481 Following Mom. Writer. Disabled by Long Covid. Perpetually short of spoons. Eco-geek. Transgender rights are human rights. #IkNowaFighter
Toya Hamberger @HambergerT23665
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Call me sir @call_sir13
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Noel🎀 @MuthaGlow
549 Followers 567 Following disabled queen #23 ♑️sun ♊️moon ♍️rising NEW PC GAMING STREAMER🎀💻 Dubby energy coupon code: Mother glow
Amy Pittinato @APittinato61641
1K Followers 660 Following Welcome !Follow for private nudes🍁 🙌🏼 who wants to squeeze my booty? i’m craving cock pics on my dm 🥺 (dm open) my tight little bussy needs it🤪 🆕
Ryan Abraham @abraham_ry40372
102 Followers 5K Following
Lizbeth Dongo @DonLizbe
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ali @urweirddbestie
537 Followers 1K Following 90s babe ⊹ wife ⊹ #momtwt ⊹ #Booktwt ⊹ gamer ⊹ WoW ⊹ mental health ⊹ 🍉 ⊹ infj ⊹ bpd ⊹ neurodivergent ⊹ bipolar
Adam Neil Oats @ottisp_
1 Followers 368 Following
Aoibheann Jasmer @AoibheannJ3287
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SummaRain @rain153679
17 Followers 290 Following
Alexandra Bivans @AlexandraB56232
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- c - @texaradowife
356 Followers 402 Following wife, mom, bisexual icon | lights, camera; bitch, smile | she/her | talitha koum | #blacklivesmatter
TattChris59 @Chris59Tat20505
895 Followers 7K Following
Emmauel Asiedu @AsieduEmma10634
24 Followers 122 Following
Mallie Seeholzer @MallieSeeh25961
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🤍🖤Audree 🖤�.. @DarlinSincerest
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Pro-choice Auntie @WisKanSass
9K Followers 645 Following if you follow me you’re pro-choice that’s the rules | Crazy Plant Lady 🪴 | she/her | 1312 | 🐱🐱🐶🐶🐶🦎
Dirt Road Queen ♡ @DirtRoadQueen__
5K Followers 328 Following
MarylandMomma🧡 @_MomToAPrincess
5K Followers 1K Following Me? I fight leukemia, eat snacks, and try my very best to keep my kids alive. Bone Marrow Transplant Recipient, October 2019. #VEDS #POTS #CML #Caps #Ravens
Just Dylan @D_Fort5
4K Followers 564 Following Fit-ish.🏋️| Slight shoe addict | Permanent ban from Christian mingle| https://t.co/9SkM6L5iAg
May ✨ @shmayshmathleen
741 Followers 749 Following Joy she gave; Joy she has found. 💛✨ Venmo/cashapp: maykathleen1204
Wandering through lif.. @girlthinklikhim
2K Followers 769 Following Guardians and Buckeye fan checking off ball parks one at a time. 17 down, 13 to go. OH➡️VA➡️WY➡️TX➡️NH
bri paces like a ghos.. @brisversion_
29K Followers 3K Following • neuroscientist • professor • dog mom • STEM barbie (sleepy, tired, exhausted, majorly ready to nap) •
BostonBasic💕 @boston_basic
6K Followers 7K Following Just another girl living in Boston. Avi is me! Dog Mom & Girl Mom 💕
C @tattedbrunettee
3K Followers 675 Following 30 // dog mom // wife // detroit lions // sped teacher
Sea Daddy @Whip_Skitty
2K Followers 598 Following Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste. Spittin Nickels since RADAY 1921. Self-Proclaimed Jedi Sentinel.
Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass
6K Followers 2K Following Wisconsin born and raised • Fur mom • Pro-choice • She/Her • 🦓 • CashApp: $WiscoSass
Boner Assassin @tequilatwisterr
6K Followers 788 Following Staying single, seeing double, drinking triple. Studying to become an educated drug dealer. Cows. Tequila.
White Pine Woman 🌲 @megsandbacon2
1K Followers 791 Following Algonquin 🪶 | taken 🧡 | fur mama 🐶🐶 | bibliophile 📚 | gemini ♊️ | you’ll find me outside 🌲| I bead things 👇🏻
amber chastain @babyasianambs
1K Followers 674 Following 27. kc native, atl transplant. @chastainwalker ‘s wife. 💗
Short & Southern @short_southern
9K Followers 3K Following Sunnies. Shoes. South Park. | Overdressed & out of place. | A Roger Smith persona |📍DFW / AR | #WPS 🐗
the capricorn gremlin.. @hiiisteph
1K Followers 352 Following under no obligation to make sense • professional nature nerd • good witch • she/her • 🏳🌈🪬
GeliTheCoach @TravelingNerd
49 Followers 18 Following Author of the Toxic Relationship Book “The Asshole Pandemic,” Master Certified Life Coach, Certified Relationship Coach, and full time Nerd
swoley cannoli @machecazzodicii
5K Followers 507 Following she/her/goddess.💪💪. getting paid to exist. you’re not legally allowed to argue with me if you’re under 25. CEO @ Scaring the Hoes.
Adam DeLange @AdamDeLange1
82 Followers 110 Following
Elgato @elgato
1.2M Followers 1K Following Stream. Record. Create. | Empowering content creators since 2012 | @ElgatoSupport for tech support
Bexas Hold ‘Em @justabonelady
2K Followers 154 Following encroaching on 30. bone collecting cat mom who dabbles as a foodie.
Charging Charlie @ttv_charlie
1K Followers 663 Following https://t.co/thPWT0vopS US Navy veteran, aircraft mechanic, & software engineer 🇵🇭🇺🇸
🍉olive🍉 @ollliiivvve
1K Followers 560 Following they/she. bisexual. small human + cat mom. definitely the messy spouse. leo/gemini/sagittarius. mexican food enthusiast. iced coffee addict. antisocks.
Uncle ManMan @PhenomManan
204 Followers 727 Following #BLM | DMV native | he/him | 100% ally 🏳️🌈 | I'll hype you up because we could all use some hype once in awhile | Lets Go Terps | Fuck Duke
The Raven Armed @TheRavenArmed
20K Followers 377 Following 👾 Twitch Partner 🏴☠️ Cosplayer 🎤 Voice Actor Business Inquiries 📧: [email protected]
Victoria Ryann 🥀�.. @sp00kysquirrel
10K Followers 1K Following Twitch Partner+Kick Verified. Tarkov, metal music, whisky, and firearms 🔫 Country girl on dark mode 👻🤠🔪🥀
T-Pain @TPAIN
1.4M Followers 2K Following Stream Bluez Brothaz 😎 Contact: [email protected] Gaming inquiries: [email protected] https://t.co/BtIVTxVzN3
Skull and Bones @skullnbonesgame
50K Followers 33 Following Enter the perilous seas of Skull and Bones, and become the most infamous pirate kingpin. Now available, play up to 8 hours for free!
New Heights @newheightshow
431K Followers 84 Following Next level access to life in the NFL with @jasonkelce & @tkelce. A WSE original series. New episodes on Wednesdays
Shania Twain 💎💎.. @ShaniaTwain
966K Followers 574 Following Come On Over - All The Hits - Las Vegas Residency, opening May 2024 💎💖🤠
little miss man hater @deadsnapdragons
17 Followers 25 Following
The Critch @OriginalCritch_
855 Followers 847 Following 🌾🌾 Ad Astra Per Aspera 🌾🌾 🎲Dovie'andi Se Tovya Sagain 🎲
FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX
4.4M Followers 2K Following Home of FOX NFL Kickoff, FOX NFL Sunday and America's Game of the Week 🏈
PrincessLaidDuh @PrincessLaidDuh
17K Followers 197 Following heyyyyy, I'm Michelle Fox aka PrincessLaidDuh. I'm a full time content creator who loves jokes, fps game, and weird vibes. P.O. box 27342 denver Colorado 80227
Boston_Biddy @Boston_Biddy
787 Followers 308 Following Bookworm | Tennis Fan | ISFJ | Office Life | IVF | Mom #Masshole ಠ_ಠ
I Love Myself 🩷 @xxPrettyPisces
1K Followers 961 Following I’m not depressed I’m taking a break from slaying
altash🖤 @altashhh
119 Followers 210 Following Mom x2 | Wifey | Lover of books and all things HP #booktwt
halloween honey @sarraquil
724 Followers 249 Following i cry a lot but i’m productive, it’s an art • she/her • mom • for-psych • bookworm • horror hound
mommy long legs @idekariel
3K Followers 835 Following girl mama | crunchy | CBS & IBCLC in Training | birth and breastfeeding advocate | local boob lady | @mindfulmilkmom_ | bookworm bitch |
WitchyBrewBoo🧋 @CdnSlytherin
70 Followers 103 Following ⚯͛▕⃝⃤~ 🐍~ ♓️ ~ 30something Cdn girl ~ sometimes you just need to let go & be free
Lys 🐾 @Ms_Gingerella
7K Followers 1K Following Dog mom. Gym rat. Outdoor enthusiast. You'll find me covered in dirt, sweat, or dog hair. I live tweet sports. she/her.
J✨💖 Bookish @JFranWinter
16 Followers 39 Following 26 |14/54📚 | book 🐉dragon✨ | ☀️cat lady | ⟡ enfp ⟡
NASA @NASA
80.2M Followers 174 Following There's space for everybody. ✨ Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
ChuckVersus_ @ChuckVersus_
168 Followers 171 Following Blue collar nerd. Gaming, comics, horror flicks, Dungeons and Dragons, tabletop enthusiast. Twitch streamer.
Lou @trustVex_
119 Followers 239 Following he/him A guy who really likes capybaras & penguins. Comeback Szn starts May 16th .Business 📧: [email protected]
C3P0 @midwest_pumpkin
28 Followers 28 Following since circles are gone, the shit posting goes here. alt for plumpkinking_
There is no Jamie @OnlyZuuly
4 Followers 38 Following Time is a construct of the human mind to put meaning to an existence that is inherently un-quantifiable.
🖤𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖕 .. @AlixxB_
521 Followers 394 Following @Twitch Affiliate. | 24 - she/they | 🏳️🌈GAYmer. Spoonie w/ a Booty | J. 💜| cashapp/venmo: AlixxB | @AlixxB_priv | @GetWetSports - Rogue Energy Affiliate
Seemingly Sheezus @ReturnofSheezus
515 Followers 369 Following did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion?
mikk 🙃 @MikMilks_
1K Followers 215 Following Hi I’m Mikayla. I like to play video games with the homies.
west coast goose 🪿 @shiref0lk
988 Followers 536 Following she/her. just poorly-timed comedic relief & dramatics. out here doin’ real hot girl shit. resident cool mom™ 🏳️🌈
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
329K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
Mediterranean Queer @bookish_mrsrose
5K Followers 684 Following ⚢ Not like other girls, worse | Bioanthropology Researcher 💀 Cat mom, Bookworm✨ @cardinal_selec
Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal
125K Followers 2K Following MIT engineer + Emmy-Nominated Host 🎥Netflix's Emily's Wonder Lab✍🏻Reach for the Stars/Ada Lace/Stay Curious & Keep Exploring 💡WVU/MIT from WV, she/her
Jobs that are ok to shame: Police Landlords The niggas that put boots on cars Politicians (corrupt) Billionaires (not a job but still) Drake
Cheating= End of relationship.
I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed
My wife’s stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point.
If this guy isn’t impersonating an officer then he’s from the most backwater hick sheriff’s office ever. Nothing about this seems real.
Dude has a punisher patch over the American flag on his vest
How is it that a director like Christopher Nolan shot the worst death scene in history of cinema?
There are 4 straight men on this app I would feel safe alone in the woods with
I have a terrible habit of leaving things unsaid for the sake of peace.
i’m doing intermittent bitching where i only bitch between the hours of 12 PM & 8 PM
All the time. Have you seen women?
So do women also see their fellow woman and go like wow, this lady is soooo beautiful🤔
“can I be a bitch for a second?” girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details
This was that brief moment when tech was cool before it became all dystopian and hellish
Apple Silhouette Campaign (2004-2008)
See how I'm not tired AT ALL, I think imma start re-watching the Chernobyl series on HBO...
"To Marchessault, hit the post, rebound — score!" "Jack Eichel! Vegas takes a 2-1 lead!" 🎙 @Dan_DUva Eichel pots a second-chance goal to restore the @GoldenKnights' lead in Game 4.
INTO THE LINEUP, INTO THE NET MICHAEL AMADIO!!!!!!!!!!!! #VegasBorn | @forthepeople
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