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i got nervous & deleted but i made this last night
when something is too expensive but you don’t want to look broke so you say “wow. that’s all?”
if you ever have had a crush on me, you might be entitled to compensation
new twisters movie pr team putting in work
if you’ve never been ghosted or left without closure, you don’t understand the crazy of involuntarily always looking for a ghost. my brain will not allow me to drive pass the same vehicle as theirs and not look to see if it’s them. why. open.spotify.com/track/1Zai5UJ2…
levi has this ball that he will play with for hours. carries it all over the house with him. he sets it down beside him while he drinks water. takes it to bed. sweetest boy 🥺
Myah Master🥀 @ChaoticGoodest
33K Followers 1K Following Marilyn Monroe meets Hemingway //115 lbs lost // swiftie //Author & Advocate // Charcuterie Connoisseur // https://t.co/bQE6mY5N8Q // views are my own // 💍 @dude_cav
lo @LoTheMenace
3K Followers 600 Following 24. I fly (in the back of) planes. She/her. I do not endorse a single thing ever ¨̮
mentally unstable red.. @BiggRatBastard
13K Followers 2K Following BTE ///. bisexual, bipolar, and a bitch ///. cashapp: $briiash07
doom @erika_doom
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Blondie Actual @cpt_blondie
7K Followers 922 Following Pink Pony Girl and Army Captain Parody Account. Captain Molly’s Iron Crew. Gunnery Gals 4lyfe🩷
CPT Commissar Chad @LoggieNightmare
2K Followers 486 Following Yes, its broke; no I can't fix it. Known respecter of women. Army Officer. All views my own.
Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain
18K Followers 5K Following not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Dad to a toddler who loves TV shows I hate (except Bluey) | views are my own, not DoD.
ND Kirsch 🌻 @ndkirschmann
10K Followers 6K Following Over-educated cat lady / #milflamingo & proud NATO nerd & NAFO fan / All opinions are my own / Not official and definitely not serious / she/her
Orbital Drop Shock Ry.. @Spark898
3K Followers 1K Following Unofficial Pentagon art critic | Former crayon eater, blocker of bigots | the guy who keeps getting tagged in Halo posts | he/him
Destiny is tired of y.. @Destinysraven
2K Followers 303 Following 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Equal Rights for EVERYONE! Pro-Choice is a human right, keep your religion away from my body. Your God isn't mine
MEDPROS Center of Exc.. @Asst_to_the_RM
11K Followers 753 Following South city St. Louis kid named Andy. Purveyor of effective & realistic leadership. views do not represent my employer.
caffeine queen 🫶�.. @chaosandcoffee8
9K Followers 729 Following 26 | coffee is my love language | im either horny, hungry, sad or tired | welcome to the chaos
Boner Assassin @tequilatwisterr
6K Followers 788 Following Staying single, seeing double, drinking triple. Studying to become an educated drug dealer. Cows. Tequila.
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Marie End Lawnmower C.. @ItsMarieMcCurdy
2K Followers 1K Following Author. Veteran. Fur mom. Ex-journalist. Sometimes contributor at Purple Veteran. She/her My mom and my beta readers love my book.
Dad 2.0 - soon to con.. @DadaBaseThought
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Hayley @RileyWilso70811
63 Followers 2K Following I am a lively and cheerful girl who would like to meet a good friend.
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DRAGONIT9X6 INFRESNO @9X6DRAGONIT
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Dawgs @aargip
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𝒦ℯ𝒾𝒻𝓃�.. @RBA_keifnjane
249 Followers 3K Following ☀️ : ♈, 🌚 : ♋, 🌅 : ♍, life path #9 YouTuber: keifn jane snapchat:Keifnjanehefner IG: rba_keifn_jane_hefner #LLJKG ✨💚🤞🏾🕊🌅👼🏿
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Josh @jhigh5396
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Anthone Moses @AnthoneMoses
68 Followers 305 Following I'm anthony from Full-time. Handyman and farmer. And and fun time creator. Hoping to find some Good Vibes.
Myah Master🥀 @ChaoticGoodest
33K Followers 1K Following Marilyn Monroe meets Hemingway //115 lbs lost // swiftie //Author & Advocate // Charcuterie Connoisseur // https://t.co/bQE6mY5N8Q // views are my own // 💍 @dude_cav
lo @LoTheMenace
3K Followers 600 Following 24. I fly (in the back of) planes. She/her. I do not endorse a single thing ever ¨̮
mentally unstable red.. @BiggRatBastard
13K Followers 2K Following BTE ///. bisexual, bipolar, and a bitch ///. cashapp: $briiash07
doom @erika_doom
16K Followers 751 Following Vegas ✈️ D.C. | Environmental Studies Major | MTG | Ugin 🐶 | backup account: @erika__doom
Blondie Actual @cpt_blondie
7K Followers 922 Following Pink Pony Girl and Army Captain Parody Account. Captain Molly’s Iron Crew. Gunnery Gals 4lyfe🩷
CPT Commissar Chad @LoggieNightmare
2K Followers 486 Following Yes, its broke; no I can't fix it. Known respecter of women. Army Officer. All views my own.
Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain
18K Followers 5K Following not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Dad to a toddler who loves TV shows I hate (except Bluey) | views are my own, not DoD.
ND Kirsch 🌻 @ndkirschmann
10K Followers 6K Following Over-educated cat lady / #milflamingo & proud NATO nerd & NAFO fan / All opinions are my own / Not official and definitely not serious / she/her
Orbital Drop Shock Ry.. @Spark898
3K Followers 1K Following Unofficial Pentagon art critic | Former crayon eater, blocker of bigots | the guy who keeps getting tagged in Halo posts | he/him
Destiny is tired of y.. @Destinysraven
2K Followers 303 Following 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Equal Rights for EVERYONE! Pro-Choice is a human right, keep your religion away from my body. Your God isn't mine
MEDPROS Center of Exc.. @Asst_to_the_RM
11K Followers 753 Following South city St. Louis kid named Andy. Purveyor of effective & realistic leadership. views do not represent my employer.
𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚�.. @Sanguine_Ink
4K Followers 698 Following 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 | ᴡɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜꜱɪᴀꜱᴛ
Marie End Lawnmower C.. @ItsMarieMcCurdy
2K Followers 1K Following Author. Veteran. Fur mom. Ex-journalist. Sometimes contributor at Purple Veteran. She/her My mom and my beta readers love my book.
Dad 2.0 - soon to con.. @DadaBaseThought
3K Followers 512 Following I will spam your timeline with memes, Physical Therapy, Dadding, Disabled Veteran, PTSD, TBI, Chaos Connoisseur, typos, and Puns
the target brand lana.. @franchvanillla
11K Followers 784 Following | washed up frozen water sport athlete | 🇨🇳🇺🇸
Cav the Knife @CombatCavScout
16K Followers 589 Following Military, IR, FP, dumb jokes, superheroes, spirited flirt, bigot smasher, soldier, field grade hater. “Dangerous devil.” “Oozes sensuality.” Views mine. He/him.
notnate @notnate9
28 Followers 131 Following Masters International Affairs, UCSD 22 | ALMOST a teacher | lover of stupid conspiracy theories | SCI-FI SCI-FI SCI-FI | NUKE LOVER
Rory Roberge @RoryRoberge
5K Followers 5K Following USNA Class of 2010 - He/Him - 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ Ally *Crypto and Q get blocked* 🇺🇸 #FTTB
a▪︎m▪︎d 👁 .. @thedelphivision
288 Followers 913 Following ◇ INTJ ◇ realist ◇ sigma female ◇ technocrat ◇
Andy Specht @AndySpecht
12K Followers 10K Following Covers North Carolina politics for @WRAL and @PolitiFactNC. Formerly at the @newsobserver. Raleigh native. @Campbelledu alum.
Jackson Didlake @diidlake
17K Followers 17K Following J&D Productions @JDProdNFL ➡️ 160K subscribers. NFL YouTuber. DC sports fan. VT alum.
Rory Coyle @rorycoyle
296 Followers 1K Following Cubbies & Da Bulls / The Office / Triathlons / Winemaking / Amazon FBA
Satisfied UNC fan @heelscentral
3K Followers 1K Following GDTBATH |@panthers|@celtics|@redsox|formerly known as “mini platek” blocked by @packmensbball
Jimmy Aparicio @fiveninedesign
281 Followers 2K Following
Brian Sikma 🦬 🇺.. @briansikma
7K Followers 7K Following Believer in the American Dream. Senior Fellow @theFGA. Cavalryman. Fmr policy for @MichelsforGov, @SenStroebel. #OFS '19-'20. Foreign policy realist. Ex-journo.
John Ridge 🇺🇸 �.. @John_A_Ridge
17K Followers 2K Following Physics | Munitions Understander | Missile Appreciator | Complex Azimuth Raider | NATSEC/Defense | Contributor @tochnyi | Donate @BackAndAlive | #NAFO
Back off, War Child �.. @silver_shots
1K Followers 1K Following I enjoy climbing mountains. Used to Army, now I dont. For the Emprah. Cerys an Craite is the rightful queen. Devote your heart.
How I Learned to Stop.. @Gen_Rippers_Aid
39 Followers 575 Following Merchant Mariners are the people your mother warned you about. Navy. Band Aid Bus/Wee Woo Wagon driver. No one listens to my opinion anyway. He/him
kay🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW
28K Followers 7K Following A berry cute mom, teacher, pickle hater, cloud-lover and cozy gamer 🍓✨
David Ayer @DavidAyerMovies
536K Followers 2K Following Sometimes I write. Sometimes I direct. He/Him
Michael Kies @SpockNC
3K Followers 4K Following Vaxxed & so is my family! A kinder, gentler version of the past me. Real conservative, not MAGAt or moron. Fly Marines! Enjoying my big fat #NAFO paychecks!
Belligerence is next .. @WillRuckforBeer
1K Followers 2K Following Like old/weird cars, guns, and talking’ mad shit about whatevs.
Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis
11K Followers 3K Following Begakis is fun to say. historian of capitalism finance & Disney. Ph.D. Candidate @Cornell | @UCBerkeley alumni. the opinions & jokes expressed are my own NFTs.
🔰Red Devil 99🔰 .. @the_Duxbellorum
997 Followers 2K Following I'm not the droid you're looking for! Creator & host of Customs and Courtesies podcast, a look into military traditions, etiquette & how they shaped society.
Ethan Brown @LibertyStoic
286 Followers 891 Following Founder/EIC @NextGenWarBlog | Sr. Fellow @CSPC_DC | @USAF TACP Vet | Author, Visual Friendlies, Tally Target Trilogy RTs≠endorsements.
Twindad is tired of y.. @AdTwindad
2K Followers 3K Following USAF | Dad | @StackupDotOrg Review Writer | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ are people too | Fresh out of Fucks to give | Russian trolls can GFYS | Opinions are mine
AltNSA @AltNatSecAgency
32K Followers 5K Following Former SIGINT Analyst. He/him Deep State Operative™️ Alleged Antifa Leader™️ POG LEG REMF™️. Astronaut Diaper™️. Vampire™️. May be spying on you right now
Paramedic Firefighter @ParamedicVet
2K Followers 5K Following US Army Combat Medic (91B2P) Paramedic/Firefighter (Ret.) ☞GoldCorp☜ 1st ABNDIV Sometimes I teach and write. History, Guns, Puns, Memes, & Snark.
Kris @Dungs1inger
373 Followers 875 Following Educated Infantry Marine, lover of dogs, cars, and guns. 🐧 fan
Temu Freddie Mercury .. @charcoochery
292 Followers 307 Following follows/retweets ≠ endorsement. 🏳️⚧️ he/him/silly mans. black lives matter.
Adam @swagner1213
369 Followers 2K Following Obnoxious New Englander. Wyoming Cowboys fan. “There are tigers roaming this world, and we must recognize them or perish.”
Aggie's Revenge @AggiesRevenge
1K Followers 980 Following Texas Aggie '93, Old Marine, PhD Candidate @KState, Studying Inter-War @USMC #PME & #doctrine, Museum Registrar. Work hard, play harder.
Brady🏴☠️ @AtMikeBrady
346 Followers 603 Following A big name in deep space Straw Hat/Gamer/Side Quester/PS5/Switch
big content guy @bigcontentguy
35K Followers 932 Following just very online. sufferer of browns and razorback induced depression. big island born. guardians guy. yao ming fan account. arkansas bred. king of the e-girls
Dean_Carter @A_n_a_r_c_h_y_6
793 Followers 1K Following Father, Selfless Servant, Warrior Leader. Dog Dad, HOG Member and Amateur Goofball. Teller of bad dad jokes. Engagements do not equal endorsements.
kyle-the redux @drywallbeware
114 Followers 153 Following
The Ghost of Henry Hu.. @dabigz732
1K Followers 2K Following Now featuring Posts concerning whatever the hell I feel like. He/Him. Bad takes are my own. Good takes probably stolen.
The ORSA Major. @ChaosDaddyBlog
632 Followers 709 Following Logi turned ORSA, Twin dad, gamer, neurospicy and Jeep owner. #gamer, #twin, #Jeep #ADHD #ARMY Comments and Views are my own and solely my own opinion!
Philip Busick @phil_is_writing
271 Followers 554 Following Recovering army officer, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, airborne, logistics, SOF, IO, @Georgetown, history, travel, books, ego is the enemy
A Soldier's Whisper @SoldiersWhisper
103K Followers 94K Following 🇺🇸WE HONOR VETERANS 🇺🇸#Military #Heroes #Vets #Patriots #SupportTroops #MilitaryFamily #USAF #USArmy #USMC #USCG #USNavy #Hoosier https://t.co/61LsbT4rfA
MajorVictory @MajorVictory6
254 Followers 439 Following Winning Matters! All tweets are my own opinion and do not represent any DoD or governmental unit or organization. Just my experiences in them.
Toro @toroonthemove
1K Followers 796 Following I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast planes, whiskey, and you...what else you need to know? RIO/WSO • attorney • @t0r0.bsky • opinions own #AnytimeBaby
Fowl Hockey Dad Szn @FowlClaytoris
2K Followers 648 Following professional shitposter. sober. hockey dad. hockey coach. occasionally fights fires. hater of the government. @claysandbirds
Jay 🇺🇦 @JasonCroswell
1K Followers 2K Following Husband, Father, Sens fan, member of the failed moustache insurrection of 06. Military Police Officer. Not a very good one.
dressing like this and listening to lady gaga so the gym bros will never know
I need everyone to leave @erika_doom alone!!!
@Mgk13169 We could start by reading that verse within its context including the time in which it was written. And recognize it’s a metaphor and not a command to have a lot of children to shoot out into the world to defeat our enemies.
@Mgk13169 Well, for one, families didn’t have children back then to “send them out.” They stayed with their family…. Having children gave security during those times And no… we don’t have children to defeat our enemies. We have children because they are blessings and we care for them
why am i stressing over someone who doesn’t even ask me if i’m okay
Nothing hurts like being genuine with someone, while they being strategic with you.
once you had a taste of true intense& intimate connection, you will rather die than have anything that is not like it
stop sending long paragraphs & messages explaining how you feel, just don't say anything. i've learned that it doesn't matter what you say, if they don't care they just don't. and nothing you say will change that. keep your guard up. don't waste your time & energy.
Road trippin'
Having a man that’s in the mood for you everyday. That wants to talk to you everyday no matter how busy he is🥺A man that craves your touch, a man who cherish your friendship and advice. A man who desires your presence. A man who provides and protects 😩
everybody talks about cutting people off but nobody really talks about the grief that comes with having to stand firm on that decision knowing it's not what you wanted but what was necessary for your well-being
Also, if you know of any jobs for me... especially accounting/ finance work... hit me up
Being where I am right now... on the verge of losing a job... has been incredibly isolating, because all the efforts to keep me, help me keep up, etc. By my wonderful bosses are part of this hidden dialogue that no one around me knows about...
@Nick_Volpe Sorry, but there are too many campus protesters who are proud to say out loud that they support Hamas for this to be plausible.
@roryrune a.co/d/gG29pmG No Good Men Among the Living. One of the best books I’ve read on the war in Afghanistan
Mentally and spiritually I am a duck in a hammock
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