K-Mitch @kato43
I hang out with my dog a lot. Joined May 2009-
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Soder was awesome on today’s PMT Full episode everywhere —> beacons.ai/pardonmytake
Soder was awesome on today’s PMT Full episode everywhere —> beacons.ai/pardonmytake https://t.co/2FG4LF1MrR
Oh no. Lebron doing the “I’ve got my health, a great family and friends. It’s just a game!” routine? It’s a wrap. The Nuggets ended him. x.com/ohnohedidnt24/…
Even though it’s about to be shut down by our government, I started a TikTok series called “You Gotta Try This” with @_ianbecker producing. This week we were in McSorley’s on the LES drinking beer and eating liverwurst.
They interviewed a 15 year old kid after a car crashed into a Dunkin’ this morning Saw his opportunity & delivered a game winner
Meet Cory, the LSU Baseball fan who took a Tommy White home run straight to the dome. He's in great spirits despite the 109 MPH EV missile that hit him. "Friday I'll go get Tommy to sign it for me, and maybe kiss my boo-boo"
Men would 100% buy her sneakers. All girls who play hoop will. Devin Booker got 5 years 50 million. Caitlin is 100x the Star and impact
Men would 100% buy her sneakers. All girls who play hoop will. Devin Booker got 5 years 50 million. Caitlin is 100x the Star and impact
Feits brain is a just a file cabinet of conversations that haven’t happened yet…is this normal??
Reminiscent of this classic @Barstoolpickem clip
Reminiscent of this classic @Barstoolpickem clip https://t.co/4qOyMj8fSW
What’s everyone think about this sermon ?
What’s everyone think about this sermon ?
Updated To Do List After Reggie Bush Got His Heisman Back 1. Pete Rose HoF 2. Barry Bonds HoF 3. Louisville’s national title 4. Armando Galarraga perfect game 5. Stop mentioning the Bears could’ve had Mahomes 6. Make Day after Super Bowl a national Holiday 7. Statue for Joey…
Lebron blaming the loss on the replay center for an overturned call in the THIRD QUARTER while blowing a TWENTY point lead and storming out of press conference like a baby instead of taking accountability like a man is peak Bron Bron. MJ would never. x.com/ohnohedidnt24/…
friend: you ok man? you kinda spaced out there for a second me: oh ya i’m fine no worries [inside my brain:]
Snoop might be the most likable person on the planet baby
Happy Earth Day from Tim Robinson.
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
@elonmusk Violent crime is actually down significantly in the last three years.
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It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
An absolutely perfect “politician trying to talk sports” tweet
I feel like we already fully saturated (😏) the Calico Cut Pants memes about it last week when this story first made the rounds, but:
How many games should Lebron get for attacking a fan in Denver last night?
“Your show’s a hockey game they only watch you for the Feits” is a nuclear torpedo bar
he should have left it alone 🐓
Trump: You probably saw that Jack Smith get caught with his hand in the cookie jar. It’s a big story… The documents case looks like it’s going asunder. A brilliant Judge… I haven’t read what was revealed yet
There is no limit to the amount of money I’d pay to eat a T-Rex
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 bit.ly/trexkintochick… #DinosaurDay
Have to think this lessens the sting of the sweep for Zion and Trey
"Does she (Kristi noam) masterbate to Old Yeller?" -@StephMillerShow 🤣🤣🤣
The Denver Nuggets gonna face a healthy LeBron James and Anthony Davis this time. Yeah, things will be different. Lakers in 6. 🤝
Some people protest for a reason. Other people are this girl.
A tradition unlike any other MULCH. IS. HERE. @StuartFeiner
Weigh in 7 tomorrow. Frank never wants to let anyone down and gets anxious about whether or not it’ll be a good number. I just watched him do a 30 minute pool workout after hitting 14k steps today. Kobe vibes.
These people are heroes
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
@RMcElhenney What's the deal with sitcoms?
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
OMG Portnoy - This is gold. @stoolpresidente @TheClemReport @KFCBarstool @BarstoolBigCat
My girlfriend somehow got a free ticket to the Celtics-Heat game tonight in Miami and her seats are right behind the broadcasters! Hope to catch a glimpse of her on TV at some point! If anyone else sees her please take a screenshot and send it to me lol!