Microplastics Exploder @DiabolicalSpuds
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Fat guy in faded Bears sweatshirt dipping a fully loaded Chicago style hot dog in Lake Michigan
Fat guy in faded Bears sweatshirt dipping a fully loaded Chicago style hot dog in Lake Michigan
Has anyone considered this
I don't think it would be very flattering for my rubenesque figure
I don't think it would be very flattering for my rubenesque figure
Ok here's something melancholy for all you sad boys and girls out there
This is the funniest picture I've ever seen
This is the funniest picture I've ever seen
No offense to history buffs but there is nothing in the world like a YouTube video about some historical shit to make me immediately fall asleep. A ten minute video on ancient Persia may as well be an Ambien.
I love my gym. Love all the old people desperately trying to avoid death. Love all the employees who studied Gym in college running around all enthusiastically like Labrador retrievers.
it'd be sick if reincarnation was real and I could spend the next few cycles of death and rebirth just chilling as something low-key like a guinea pig or a mushroom
He looks great actually. He's one of the best aging Canadians out there.
He looks great actually. He's one of the best aging Canadians out there.
I told myself I couldn't play today until I went to the gym and cleaned the house and I did both, which makes it so much sweeter to turn all these knobs now
The entire contemporary economy is built on a foundation of debt like this. Predatory lending to people with low financial literacy is what funds wallstreet guys second yachts.
The entire contemporary economy is built on a foundation of debt like this. Predatory lending to people with low financial literacy is what funds wallstreet guys second yachts.
If you are having a draggy bleggh Monday morning, I strongly suggest listening to Curtis Mayfield's 1970 classic "Move on Up" youtu.be/nDRITpw-y3k?si…
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girl who is going to be ok (went to the bar by myself for wine and a cookie a la mode)
@DiabolicalSpuds Hahahahaa "rubenesque figure" hahahahahahahaha, oh dude so much love.
Name a movie you distinctly remember watching over and over and over as a child
Name a movie you distinctly remember watching over and over and over as a child
A bald man is like an egg to me. I get the urge to wrap my thighs around his head to provide warmth. I have this exact bird thought each time I see a bald man. It’s exhausting.
I’m having a very nice time
does this type of workplace exist anywhere anymore except in the minds of online grifters who have never had a job? someone literally called in sleepy yesterday on slack and everyone was like "OK sleep tight". Fridays everyone's offline by noon. it's genuinely a nice life
"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”
I can see why this guy thinks protesting is useless:
Me and the boys protesting against the Taliban in 2013.
had a kombucha today and i wondered why it tasted so dang good and ofc it was because they used a little bit of cane sugar instead of a shit ton of stevia, which was derived from the devil to ruin expensive twee beverages
@DiabolicalSpuds You are legitimately the first person to make me want to pick up my guitar for the first time in 10 years.
Biden team pulling the emergency lever
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@RMcElhenney @eeberquist Get his ass
@RMcElhenney seinfeld is a crybaby bitch but i bet that pop-tart movie is really edgy 🙄
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