garbagio @papagarbage2
bash the fash 💥 nazis get punched 👊 protect trans kids 🏳️⚧️ he/him/they U.S. (Shithole Oligarchy) Joined September 2022-
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again this year i will be helming the opioids and benzos table, hope to see you there
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ate a half pound of 3 bean salad from the deli. they have just announced their intent to make me spontaneously explode
found an individually wrapped peanut butter cup under the couch, prob from last xmas
some of you have never lit a marlboro using a toaster and it bloody well shows
badassery
dodgers win. 6 in a row. 5-0 on the current road trip i have always been a dodger fan i was born a dodgers fan and i make no apologies for being a trolley dodger fuck yeah baby go blue
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
piggy fall down go bounce
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All the dumbass shitlibs keep saying 'what's the difference?' This right here you fucking idiots.
All the dumbass shitlibs keep saying 'what's the difference?' This right here you fucking idiots.
you may not like it, but this is what ideal weather looks like a "rainy" afternoon with less than a tenth of an inch total = teeny tiny raindrops the size of a pinpoint. more like a mist, actually anyway, its my favorite weather
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Law enforcement carry a pro-Palestinian protester at the University of Texas in Austin, Texas. Photo by Nuri Vallbona
you fools. you nabobs. you nerds this is my best meme so far this year y'all sleppin
you fools. you nabobs. you nerds this is my best meme so far this year y'all sleppin
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Still got some pics for sale btw
i get to break my fast any time after 4pm. i have leftover spam fried rice so at some point very soon i will have eaten way too much spam fried rice
at the grocery store pharmacy to get my kid's inhaler i also grabbed a jar of multivitamins and then on my way out i grabbed a bottle of nyquil nighttime, all for tha kid because shes recovering from a cold anyway, salute to slash hoodie pockets👍
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I mixed the hotdog ball up the rest of the way and decided the final color was capybara so here he is his name is hotdog
Elton never explains what the crocodile rock actually is or how to do it. It is lost to time.
“You don’t understand they killed my dog” -shooter (2007)
@bannedcornczar APPARENTLY AMÉRICA HAS CHANGED 😤
@papagarbage2 I’d ask my wife if she wants it and then she would probably tell me to throw it away and roll her eyes… Thing is I don’t really like peanut butter cups, but I would never throw it away no matter where i found em because my wife adores them. Lol
I took a very weak edible and I am still quite stoned. Wheee! I guess my tolerance reset during my edible break.
@eagleman42069 I wonder where this is, as I’ve always wanted a huge moai of my own
Trying to make a basketball tweet based only on what I’ve learned from Twitter. Does this make sense?
Laws against ‘public drug use’ aren’t designed to keep anyone safe or even prevent drug use they’re designed to criminalize poverty. Most of us can still use drugs (alcohol, nicotine, cannabis, rx) in public. The state will use these laws selectively to target the poor/unhoused
@papagarbage2 @Katia_Cosm it made sense after rereading. I have microwaved potatos for brains
@papagarbage2 Ive lit em off a engine turbo ive overloaded in my moms saab on the side of the interstate..
@captKangol @papagarbage2 For sure have.. every damn pack i open the 2nd back row lucky ( im 40 in a couple weeks i have my habbits that keep me sane 🫣🫣) i light backwards.. For some reason, Newport 100s I always do that with.
@papagarbage2 Think about it, 1/6th the beans means 1/6th the farts, but all the taste because you’re eating 6x as much!
@Katia_Cosm @papagarbage2 three bean half pound half bean three pound
@papagarbage2 Next time eat three pounds of half bean salad
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