Ðɾ.Nυɠɠυƚɾσɳ - Cephalopositronic Mind🐙🧠 @nuggutron
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Miss Piggy demonstrates the proper way to deal with a nazi (The Muppets at Walt Disney World, 1990)
it's gonna be so funny when this turns out to be a grift
So the neo Nazis support Israel because 1) they get to advocate killing brown people 2) light/dark vs 3) Christian nationalists want their end of times theology to be validated
So the neo Nazis support Israel because 1) they get to advocate killing brown people 2) light/dark vs 3) Christian nationalists want their end of times theology to be validated
Oh I think some police are very much in sight
Oh I think some police are very much in sight
There’s police in sight. They’re the ones marching
There’s police in sight. They’re the ones marching
Kettle the pigs 🐷
As others have said, no cops in uniform in sight. Or no violent attacks on people by police here. That's reserved for students protesting genocide, apparently.
I’m sure every politician in the country will release statements denouncing this.
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
@headfallsoff people should be focusing on what really matters about this movie (written by the potion seller guy)
No new pics. Where are you at mentally?
No new pics. Where are you at mentally? https://t.co/33xyps5zpF
man, they follow a few of these weird Meidas Touch accounts, I wonder what that is? ...oh...
man, they follow a few of these weird Meidas Touch accounts, I wonder what that is? ...oh... https://t.co/QbVrYUq3oH
Three tickets for Challengers please
Hollow Knight (2017)
stupid witch changed the name of my chicken...
find a way to hold your tongue until you stop renting find a way to hold your tongue until you pay off your mortgage find a way to hold your tongue until your kids are through college find a way to hold your tongue until you retire find a way to hold your tongue until you die
find a way to hold your tongue until you stop renting find a way to hold your tongue until you pay off your mortgage find a way to hold your tongue until your kids are through college find a way to hold your tongue until you retire find a way to hold your tongue until you die
Homelessness in America is tied to the escalation of a security state. People are allowed to exist in various states of deprivation because it creates the perception of a threat that can only be solved by more policing, more surveillance, more privatization of spaces & resources.
Homelessness in America is tied to the escalation of a security state. People are allowed to exist in various states of deprivation because it creates the perception of a threat that can only be solved by more policing, more surveillance, more privatization of spaces & resources.
A Guardian investigation found that private companies have made $100million clearing homeless encampments in California. Highly recommend you read the piece. theguardian.com/us-news/2024/a…
Congressman urging pigs to assault kids to on behalf of Israel. He should be deported there if he loves them this much.
Congressman urging pigs to assault kids to on behalf of Israel. He should be deported there if he loves them this much.
garbagio @papagarbage2
2K Followers 1K Following bash the fash 💥 nazis get punched 👊 protect trans kids 🏳️⚧️ he/him/they
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
¡Scoob! @Scoobydouchebag
4K Followers 3K Following He/Him. The internet's favorite uncle. Wife Guy to @Mrs_Gruesome
Bonus Eruptus @2Bonus2Eruptus
4K Followers 3K Following I'm @BonusEruptus now. Very rarely check this one anymore.
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 761 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
binp @the_binp
3K Followers 2K Following tj. 4'20'', 69 IQ. pro cellar dweller, amateur beelegger. psalm 51:3 Accounts that post dangerous lies like this one should be reported for promoting self harm.
Gardalf the Gey. @LeopardGarrett
939 Followers 2K Following Shifty and/or mean Communist. Lawful Neutral Mage. Silly Bitch. Pretty gay. He/Him.
"Casey" Jones Podcast @CaseyJPod
4K Followers 2K Following all posts fair use and i will sue you mom's #1 good boy give us legal tender yids who smoke lids - #1 vaudeville revival podcast - anti-clout aktion
˗ˏˋuıʍʇʎdəə�.. @creeptwin
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
7K Followers 747 Following Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Bsky - https://t.co/S9wPKZKgZa
🌿 stick 🌿 @briggityboppity
5K Followers 1K Following any pronouns, dumbass, scamp, sometimes i like to lie.
IrishMann Carl 🇵�.. @bornposting
10K Followers 6K Following Green Arrow is a superhero who appears in American comic books published by DC Comics. Created by Mort Weisinger and designed by George Papp, / 💜 @ranirewrote
A. Marmot 🌱Undergr.. @_Anunnery
13K Followers 6K Following Pixel art + posting + politics. He/him. Avi by @RabidyaArt! ☕️ https://t.co/bQIViw5qUU
Pope @punishedpope
5K Followers 1K Following (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ the sweetheart on your left, a precious creature girl count: 5
April Thomas @AprilThoma88472
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Dr POTUS Esq @Dr_POTUS_Esq
74 Followers 170 Following Medicinist, law-talking guy, duly(ish)-elected leader of America, and skunk that eats baby birds (PARODY)
Eros @ER_roos_
14 Followers 184 Following Doctor en proceso (de los malos, no salvo vidas solo programo). Cuenta secundaria en la que me callo menos.
Zach Zuffante @zzuffante
414 Followers 2K Following illustrator, author of『CIRCUIT』You can see my work here: https://t.co/F5ZvfCaREC
Boopoopadoop @BrieRussell3
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Olivia D.stones @olivia_sto11636
356 Followers 762 Following Just a human trying to make the most out of life. Lover of good music, great company, and endless adventures. Always learning and growing.
PuppetJared @PuppetJared
604 Followers 93 Following Purple avatar for a dying generation. Maybe pissed into his own mouth that one time (allegedly). Sub now on YT. model: @AndyKluthe rigging: @AkenoSann
BrittNic Creations�.. @BNBartsy
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Agent 711 @kwp1039
1K Followers 771 Following Movies. Aspiring Tolkienist. King of the Hill historian. Lover of Sea Shanties. Probably watching Criminal Minds
Fluky Hitler @ValueCampaigns
127 Followers 512 Following The living embodiment of that thing where the vocalist hollers "Guitar!" to announce the solo.
mysti 🤠 mole ΘΔ @mysti_mole
2K Followers 3K Following trans enby dudechick, any pronouns. polyamorous pansexual. anarchist communist. asd, bpd, adhd. mole. 30. 🔞. open DMs. dare you enter @mystis_molehole?
Fanum, Beyond Journey.. @mateojuanston
2K Followers 4K Following Senior Avian Nutrition Consultant, UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance, LLC. 🐄 My Bitch Wife: @heartofguilt 🐄
𝓢𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮�.. @Psychedelegant
620 Followers 2K Following Delegate of Psychedelics; Licensed Esthetician; Cannabis enthusiast, Grower, Lab owner & meme creator. Check out my Amazon Storefront! Jester .˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.
Gertrude (Gertie) @GertieBeautie
89 Followers 399 Following Very focused on beauty and entertainment and aesthetic. There's a lot of *ugly* out there, dearie. For the last time - I am NOT Bilton Merle...
Cuttlefish 𓅃 @ggrreennnnnn
573 Followers 5K Following
Katie 𓅃 @auktbug
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plague rat 🐀 @x3r0gxx
8K Followers 7K Following federation of plague rats against forced mass infection 🐀 🐀 🐀 🏴
Luke 𓅃 @taxesndeath
1K Followers 1K Following protect trans children | @wokesco1d for original thoughts
Stop Casting Porosity.. @Brad_the_Impala
1K Followers 2K Following Kitty Mom. Pockets advocate. Callipygian. Mostly Finnish. Married AF. I love feeding people. No, I don't want to see your nudes.
parkN' @1001_dea
403 Followers 586 Following Put some iodine out for me, im Claiming to be above this
The Descended Dale (A.. @Raddlove
1K Followers 2K Following Here I am, as you are now🥀 💀☠A monster; the demon of invisible darkness☠💀 Stuck in Choatic Neutral
✼ woegarden ✼ | �.. @woegarden
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Serrib𓅃 @Sirrawb
737 Followers 982 Following ML Space Cadet, Bad at Jiu-Jitsu and other things (he/him)
professor denim🔻�.. @DenimFarmer
1K Followers 2K Following friend to birds, critical paranoid, married to @TheDenimsTV
Niina Bärling 𓅄 @BarlingNiina
797 Followers 1K Following
doctor degen 𓅱 @DrDegenerate1
743 Followers 1K Following neuropsychopharmacology enthusiast, head always in the clouds, aspiring train conductor
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
11K Followers 1K Following digital sorceress ⚡ does anyone know how to curse a real sword
Coach Chum Billups @DickToledo99
2K Followers 2K Following 6 foot 4 Olympic Champion Powerlifter & streetfighting God. You may not believe this is happening, but I assure you, it is. Backup to @steakfrankhouse
garbagio @papagarbage2
2K Followers 1K Following bash the fash 💥 nazis get punched 👊 protect trans kids 🏳️⚧️ he/him/they
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
¡Scoob! @Scoobydouchebag
4K Followers 3K Following He/Him. The internet's favorite uncle. Wife Guy to @Mrs_Gruesome
Bonus Eruptus @2Bonus2Eruptus
4K Followers 3K Following I'm @BonusEruptus now. Very rarely check this one anymore.
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 761 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
binp @the_binp
3K Followers 2K Following tj. 4'20'', 69 IQ. pro cellar dweller, amateur beelegger. psalm 51:3 Accounts that post dangerous lies like this one should be reported for promoting self harm.
Gardalf the Gey. @LeopardGarrett
939 Followers 2K Following Shifty and/or mean Communist. Lawful Neutral Mage. Silly Bitch. Pretty gay. He/Him.
"Casey" Jones Podcast @CaseyJPod
4K Followers 2K Following all posts fair use and i will sue you mom's #1 good boy give us legal tender yids who smoke lids - #1 vaudeville revival podcast - anti-clout aktion
˗ˏˋuıʍʇʎdəə�.. @creeptwin
4K Followers 1K Following Famous Reply King🗨️👑 ☆ I have5️⃣🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈named after🍝 ☆ she/her/她 ☆ HoH/CODA ☆ ASL/中文 ☆ Ⓐ☭🅰️©️🆎 ☆ 🆓 🇸🇸 ☆ 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈✊☆ 🅱️LⓂ ☆ Landback
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
7K Followers 747 Following Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Bsky - https://t.co/S9wPKZKgZa
🌿 stick 🌿 @briggityboppity
5K Followers 1K Following any pronouns, dumbass, scamp, sometimes i like to lie.
IrishMann Carl 🇵�.. @bornposting
10K Followers 6K Following Green Arrow is a superhero who appears in American comic books published by DC Comics. Created by Mort Weisinger and designed by George Papp, / 💜 @ranirewrote
A. Marmot 🌱Undergr.. @_Anunnery
13K Followers 6K Following Pixel art + posting + politics. He/him. Avi by @RabidyaArt! ☕️ https://t.co/bQIViw5qUU
Pope @punishedpope
5K Followers 1K Following (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ the sweetheart on your left, a precious creature girl count: 5
⛧ 𝖓𝖎𝖍𝖎�.. @nihilistgf666
3K Followers 390 Following ⛧ 𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖘 (𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊) ⛧ 𝖓𝖎𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 ⛧ 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖋𝖙 ⛧ 𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙 ⛧ 𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖉𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 ⛧ 𝖊𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖙 ⛧ (𝖘𝖍𝖊/𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞)
Boopoopadoop @BrieRussell3
1K Followers 5K Following Professional doomscroller. Degenerate pronoun troll. Watch me suck at retro games on Twitch. (she/her) 🏳️⚧️
sake person 🦀 @REALJUNlPER
14K Followers 147 Following shitposting alt for @CantEverDie actually just five junipers in a trenchcoat
More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS
260K Followers 2K Following Media that builds power for working people. Nonprofit newsroom. Reach out: [email protected] Voicemail/text: 202-505-4556 Job listings are on our site
johnknefel @johnknefel
12K Followers 2K Following senior writer @mmfa, jknefel at mediamatters dot org. Tweets are my own opinion, favs are bookmarks
matilda swinton @utahthemiller
827 Followers 312 Following one of those transgenders. my name is utah. i do not live in utah. ✡️ 🇵🇸
Agent 711 @kwp1039
1K Followers 771 Following Movies. Aspiring Tolkienist. King of the Hill historian. Lover of Sea Shanties. Probably watching Criminal Minds
Fluky Hitler @ValueCampaigns
127 Followers 512 Following The living embodiment of that thing where the vocalist hollers "Guitar!" to announce the solo.
mysti 🤠 mole ΘΔ @mysti_mole
2K Followers 3K Following trans enby dudechick, any pronouns. polyamorous pansexual. anarchist communist. asd, bpd, adhd. mole. 30. 🔞. open DMs. dare you enter @mystis_molehole?
katie @focusfronting
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𝓢𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮�.. @Psychedelegant
620 Followers 2K Following Delegate of Psychedelics; Licensed Esthetician; Cannabis enthusiast, Grower, Lab owner & meme creator. Check out my Amazon Storefront! Jester .˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.
Gertrude (Gertie) @GertieBeautie
89 Followers 399 Following Very focused on beauty and entertainment and aesthetic. There's a lot of *ugly* out there, dearie. For the last time - I am NOT Bilton Merle...
Cuttlefish 𓅃 @ggrreennnnnn
573 Followers 5K Following
DIRK STRANGLER 🏳�.. @DIRK_STRANGLER
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Katie 𓅃 @auktbug
2K Followers 2K Following *Not a dog* War Eagle - Nothing to promote but I'll let you know!
Luke 𓅃 @taxesndeath
1K Followers 1K Following protect trans children | @wokesco1d for original thoughts
Stop Casting Porosity.. @Brad_the_Impala
1K Followers 2K Following Kitty Mom. Pockets advocate. Callipygian. Mostly Finnish. Married AF. I love feeding people. No, I don't want to see your nudes.
grey✩ @NEVADYlN
827 Followers 921 Following 🏳️⚧️ they/them. communist. militant hater of the present state of things. beginner in compsci #RepBX #TogetherBlue #NewYorkForever #NYR
parkN' @1001_dea
403 Followers 586 Following Put some iodine out for me, im Claiming to be above this
✼ woegarden ✼ | �.. @woegarden
1K Followers 2K Following ✼ summoned spirit ✼ concrete warlock ✼ affiliated: ✼ psneakyrecords ✼ fakenumberland
The Descended Dale (A.. @Raddlove
1K Followers 2K Following Here I am, as you are now🥀 💀☠A monster; the demon of invisible darkness☠💀 Stuck in Choatic Neutral
Serrib𓅃 @Sirrawb
737 Followers 982 Following ML Space Cadet, Bad at Jiu-Jitsu and other things (he/him)
professor denim🔻�.. @DenimFarmer
1K Followers 2K Following friend to birds, critical paranoid, married to @TheDenimsTV
Niina Bärling 𓅄 @BarlingNiina
797 Followers 1K Following
doctor degen 𓅱 @DrDegenerate1
743 Followers 1K Following neuropsychopharmacology enthusiast, head always in the clouds, aspiring train conductor
ONE BILLION DRACULAS .. @emwheezie
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Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
11K Followers 1K Following digital sorceress ⚡ does anyone know how to curse a real sword
Bringing back some memorable side characters as the series finale approaches
Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
I agree with Mr. CEO. When has a poor kid getting their hands on a cheap guitar ever changed music?
“If you walk through a Guitar Center, you see an awful lot of $300 guitars. If I’m a serious musician, it doesn’t feel like the right place for me anymore”: Guitar Center’s new CEO explains why the firm’s future must prioritize premium guitars trib.al/hVbyiMA
in 2022, there were over 400k sexual assaults/rapes in the US. in 2022, there were no fatal bear attacks in the US. there was one fatal attack in 2023 in the US.
clarification, there were actually three fatal bear attacks in 2023, then again, there were 400k sexual assaults. and in basically all cases of bear attacks - the bear is euthanised. because no one is going to doubt you were mauled by a bear, or question what you were wearing.
in 2022, there were over 400k sexual assaults/rapes in the US. in 2022, there were no fatal bear attacks in the US. there was one fatal attack in 2023 in the US.
well yeah noah is dressed harkonnen and miley is dressed fremen they’ll never be able to make peace
i am obsessed with these photo choices, depicting them like fantasy characters pitted against each other or something
i am obsessed with these photo choices, depicting them like fantasy characters pitted against each other or something
My aunt told him to divorce her but I think you can’t dodge the Medicaid qualification rules by doing that.
Can’t figure out why they didn’t anticipate this given that she’s in her early 80s and has gone through lung cancer. I never liked her and now she’s going to bankrupt my poor dad, a frugal working class guy who scrimped and saved over the years.
They looked into how much it’ll cost to keep her there and it’s like $250-400/day and her long term care insurance only pays like 2k a month. To sign her up for Medicaid will be complicated because she currently has sole ownership of a small country tavern.
Discovered this week that apparently my dad and his much older wife (12 yrs older) have done a piss poor job planning for their golden years. She had to go to a nursing home after hospitalization but now they’re sending her home & my dad can’t take care of her.
They actually did have to delay D-Day because of the weather.
No job + no bitches
@airbagged You aren’t though you’re at home with your phone in your hand losing it over the fact that you have no rebuttal against my video replies
@netplane @airbagged Nah I ain't watching it, I can't think of anything I care less about them your opinion on whatever it is you're talking about
@netplane You're at home recording "video replies" to argue about video games
@netplane I’m out having a beer I’m not watching these
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