señor tren @husbandliker
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I have started making hard eye contact with every Tesla driver at a pedestrian crossing. When I'm sure they are looking at me I scowl and spit so they get the message
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This is a Mii
Honestly had no idea my Twitter nickname was a steroid until last year
What is the optimal amount of squirrel (as a percentage of overall calories)?
What is the optimal amount of squirrel (as a percentage of overall calories)?
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, you've been terrible
All the memes on here about how men yearn for the sea and yet I have not encountered a single one of my mutuals saying “parrot.” Pathetic
All the memes on here about how men yearn for the sea and yet I have not encountered a single one of my mutuals saying “parrot.” Pathetic
Me after the IDF semen retention unit sucks my shit dry
Off top I gotta say parrots are pretty clutch
Two Rabbits are filmed fighting in the middle of the night.
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Peter 🇵🇸 @peter_the_ok
475 Followers 2K Following i'm at the old world dying. i'm at the new world struggling to be born. i'm at the combination old world dying new world struggling to be born
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Grimlock Fly (Commiss.. @grimlockfly
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yappaholics mixtapes @SirYapsalot_
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Mithos @mithos343
818 Followers 3K Following autistic queer Christian who enjoys trivia, weeb shit, the humanities, cosplay, and dreams of being a historian. I have several thousand cousins. they/she
Anyone Else @sebherrera12
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Muncle Clit @ClitUncle
62 Followers 182 Following born in Chicago, chilling in Cabo. 29. don't make me show you your prolapse
🌾plurie🌾 @protoutopian
511 Followers 970 Following 🎶its a gr8 day 2 b alive🎶 🎶i kno 🌞 still shines when i 😑🎶 🎶hard times in the nbrhood🎶 🎶but y cant evrydy b jus ths good🎶
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Seals @dailyseals
9K Followers 11 Following An account dedicated to brightening up your day with chonky sea pups (None of the pictures belong to me)
Deer in Places they S.. @deershouldnt
9K Followers 872 Following I post images of deer where they normally aren't found DM me for submissions or credit
Grimlock Fly (Commiss.. @grimlockfly
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Amrit Williams 🇵�.. @AmritWilliams
1K Followers 5K Following He/Him • Traffic Engineer • WVU alum (x2) • 363 ppm • Sports geek • climate change • walkable communities • RT≠E • opinions are my own • #FreePalestine
norah @norrruhhh
435 Followers 908 Following 30 she/it poly 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Eternal. Moisturized. Stoned. In her lane. Just vibing. This profile dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan.
Croquet Knob @CroquetKnob
524 Followers 1K Following Free Palestine. Fuck all hierarchy. Long Covid sucks.
@glitterblossom.bsky... @Glitterblossomm
1K Followers 4K Following 9 catfae in a ballgown | late 20’s, fae/faer, she/her | trans plural poly pan lesbian |✏️@ItsGlitterature | priv @Sweeterblossom | 💖Wysteir, Seafoam, Natalie💖
A. V. Dremel 🔻 @BmoreOrganized
3K Followers 2K Following She/they. Trained labor organizer, educator, and scientist. Critically-acclaimed writer. Professional critic. Author: Let Them Eat Plague!
Young Lemur @YoungLemur
2K Followers 4K Following From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. https://t.co/2fqWH9mFEa
BirdsRUs @1800birds4u
288 Followers 4K Following
Arrowhead 🚩 @Arrowhead_Echo
376 Followers 5K Following Marxist | Opponent of “Noble Savage Voter” theory | Adherent of “Nothing Ever Happens” doctrine
the great houthini �.. @poopertmurdoch
308 Followers 4K Following abcd urban naxal diasporoid ☭ | 🏞️➡️🌊🍉🔜🆓
Bitch Wife/Girlboss @husbandfuck3r
841 Followers 587 Following Country club commie. Flops only. (she/her)
Gay Disco @robloxdeathnoi
444 Followers 5K Following 26, gay, he/him. far-left. lover of old movies, poetry, history, and anime men. My Letterboxd: https://t.co/QgsCPVz5RW
Space Cadet @DieWeibeRose
422 Followers 2K Following Dreaming of brighter days, regardless of the absence of the sun
butger 🏳️⚧�.. @samatorium
305 Followers 3K Following Feuding with gravity since 2016. I do all my own stunts. // Gay in every way. Any pronouns.
Sam Walton @SamuelpWalton
1K Followers 1K Following Generally all is not well, said the man listening to the screaming in hell
Muncle Clit @ClitUncle
62 Followers 182 Following born in Chicago, chilling in Cabo. 29. don't make me show you your prolapse
Mithos @mithos343
818 Followers 3K Following autistic queer Christian who enjoys trivia, weeb shit, the humanities, cosplay, and dreams of being a historian. I have several thousand cousins. they/she
tiny baby tardigrade,.. @SpaghettiJesus
2K Followers 2K Following king of replies, poetical man, lone macguyver, brave one-account-haver, embracing everything bc why tf not, @airbagged-Stan account, good tweets are incidental
Across Inner Mongolia @AcrossInner
124K Followers 10K Following We show different aspects of north China's Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region through our eyes.
Sami Hermez | سام�.. @HermezSami
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Iran Nuances @IranNuances
8K Followers 443 Following Your go-to source for balanced, in-depth coverage of Iranian society, politics, culture, and thinking from within Iran. Telegram (Persian): https://t.co/SLaillWdFf
No Tech For Apartheid @NoTechApartheid
16K Followers 443 Following Tech workers demanding @Amazon & @Google to drop their Nimbus contract with the Israeli gov & military 📩 [email protected]
Shamus Khan @shamuskhan
18K Followers 2K Following Willard Thorp Professor of American Studies and Sociology @Princeton Opinions my own
Expat Vibes @expatvibes
29K Followers 562 Following 🇺🇲 who doesn't have to worry about the cost of healthcare or mass shootings at grocery stores.
🌾plurie🌾 @protoutopian
511 Followers 970 Following 🎶its a gr8 day 2 b alive🎶 🎶i kno 🌞 still shines when i 😑🎶 🎶hard times in the nbrhood🎶 🎶but y cant evrydy b jus ths good🎶
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Yes, We Exist 🏳️.. @YesWeExistIndia
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Negative Zero @Z_E_R_0_E_S
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Tesla Ls @TeslatakingLs
6K Followers 374 Following Parody/Satire account. Over/Under on amount of time it takes for Elon to clap this account? DM submissions.
Dra. Claudia Sheinbau.. @Claudiashein
3.0M Followers 2K Following Candidata a la Presidencia de la República por la coalición Sigamos Haciendo Historia. Científica, humanista, con profundo amor a mi patria y a mi pueblo.
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bear enthusiast @hourlyursus
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how it felt to ask a worker at sporting goods store if they had any 3 in inseam running shorts (he told me to try the women’s section)
Soon, students will have CONVERSATIONS with Aristotle, Socrates, or Plato rather than just reading about them. This is how AI is REVOLUTIONIZING education.
Herbs are planted
takes like this scare me...
Put any of this shit on a burger and we gon have a problem
@husbandliker that famous Yorkshire sensitivity, "ooh, you're dead!"
@husbandliker This 1
@husbandliker I'm a pick me but for other gay men who are hot and cool
Artists, you can only use ONE picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece would you use?
Artists, you can only use ONE picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece would you use?
ドアを開けたらうに When I opened the door, Uni was there.
@husbandliker Usually I have my walking stick to shake / make sigils at them
I have started making hard eye contact with every Tesla driver at a pedestrian crossing. When I'm sure they are looking at me I scowl and spit so they get the message
JUST IN - Spain's socialist prime minister Pedro Sánchez announces he will not resign: "I have decided to continue."
>Get shellacked in local elections >Call a snap election immediately after >All polls show right wing ahead >Win anyway >Get blackmailed into resigning by the opposition >Hint at resigning, become more popular >Tell the right to fuck off, don’t resign >Refuse to elaborate
JUST IN - Spain's socialist prime minister Pedro Sánchez announces he will not resign: "I have decided to continue."
>Get shellacked in local elections >Call a snap election immediately after >All polls show right wing ahead >Win anyway >Get blackmailed into resigning by the opposition >Hint at resigning, become more popular >Tell the right to fuck off, don’t resign >Refuse to elaborate
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