𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar
leading social media food scientist | 3d printer guy | stuff I make https://t.co/6wFoCu7oTV | contact: [email protected] ass.movie Joined September 2014-
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I think we should follow the instructions of Karma Police and arrest people with bad vibes
What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.
this dog drives an old Buick and is saving up for phish tickets
this dog drives an old Buick and is saving up for phish tickets
most hated part of the modern internet of shit is truly that reviews are worthless. I’m in a city I’ve never been to and every restaurant review is absolutely written either by AI or a poorly paid overseas worker. “Exquisite and divine was this meal!” Oh ok Janet from Stamford
hell yeah I love cops, who else can you call for free to show up and shrug , all while telling you what you already knew
thank you brave officer of the CT State Police who instead of asking if I needed help explained in detail the law requires I “pull to the side of the road as far as possible” yes but I cannot PUSH my car further sideways, as I am at the base of a hill and it is a fucking car
can anyone identify what these pouches are??, horizontal tube, rounded bottoms with 4 molle, the front is a short tube no wider than a Red Bull can, and only a bit deeper than one
Lara Croft and Quiet from Metal Gear walked so Steller Blade could run [away in fear of angry game nerds]
doing this outside the court house when my client gets a not guilty on two counts (guilty on the third and the sentence is death)
I’ve seen this cover used as a meme thousands of times and only today do I realize that it’s an actual game not a Photoshop someone made
I’ve seen this cover used as a meme thousands of times and only today do I realize that it’s an actual game not a Photoshop someone made
oh ok so Kenny G can blast his clarinet through the casino but I do it and I’m “bad at clarinet” and “ruining the ambiance of this Chuck E Cheese”
pool salesman sounds and looks like Jordan Peterson in disguise I’m worried if I don’t buy from him he’s gonna make a snarky podcast about me
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I have to be in Brooklyn tomorrow and the next day so if you see me you can wave at me or say what’s up or give me $72,634
this is my youngest son Gorg before playing Roblox and after playing Roblox
everyone saying “girthmaster I am free” “girthmaster come and bang me” and no one is saying “girthmaster what is your credit score” or “girthmaster are you properly saving for the future” or “girthmaster do you need financial counseling”
instead of quote tweeting to try and dunk on someone who will never see it, every time someone posts an idiot take on this website, we should all just start flooding replies with scooby_doo_feet_lick.gif
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ugh, her again @MrsKlobstar
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FRO VO @fro_vo
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kiwi 🪬🍉🖇️ @kiwehhhhh
902 Followers 488 Following her stare stains your retina like a gray bulb as you switch hemispheres and her knee length quilt skirt’s cut to catch the squall
Microplastics Explode.. @DiabolicalSpuds
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twig wall frame @hostagemurderer
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deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE
43K Followers 2K Following it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels ♡@owomuwu♡ @SAMOYEDCORE on twitter (not X
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
55K Followers 935 Following
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
40K Followers 14K Following good boy living in woods --- tweets reflect my own barks, woofs, and bow wows. cashapp me $500
ugh, her again @MrsKlobstar
5K Followers 303 Following
rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed
38K Followers 1K Following if you follow me you agree with all of my opinions
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
dan mentos @DanMentos
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Rads @_radsy
35K Followers 942 Following Everything in moderation, except for snacks. https://t.co/5nYXnwFkTs
daisy “dan goose”.. @fatstevebuscemi
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Brent Terhune Bloomin.. @BrentTerhune
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watching the new drew gooden video where he rents a cybertruck what the fuck is joe mode
lol this guy just assigned to this huge case joined our call and his comment is like 5 mins of abstract reasoning without reference to facts he hasn’t read yet and the thrust is “let’s kick the can on all this.” respect, dude, I also love this move
bought an untested zune off of ebay and got about what i expected
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
There are 0 instances when rape jokes are funny or acceptable. ZERO.
The man is offers you food. Do you: A: Accept B: Decline C: Other
@KLobstar I’m making great progress in translating an Indochina war memoir because of your help klob
dude what the hell. who is making these
GM Xanicels, I have once again been placed in the terrible situation where I have to learn French for work (every word sounds like I need to have food in my mouth to pronounce it correctly)
Botching a murder-suicide cause I forgot you have to shoot the other guy first
What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.
@KLobstar he/they can go either way, nippleswise
okay but hear me out
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