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WHY IS IT $20 FOR THREE GALLONS OF MILK
15 has been saying “Madam Gazelle” instead of mademoiselle. Is this how the bon apple teeth parents felt?
Let my kid browse TikTok on my phone…
Rewatching Lunch Doodles with @MoWillems and trying to keep myself together while telling my kids that @The_Pigeon got this house through some scary times
ugh, her again retweeted
i think beyonce might get her fashion inspiration from betty white: thread
So a fun fact about me is that nice weather throws me into an absolute panic. So much opportunity, so many possibilities- absolutely zero chance that I will make the right choice and spend it wisely ensuring my children have a fulfilled childhood
I’m going to stop telling people I have a neurological condition and start telling them I’m “literally retahded” and maybe by speaking our native New England language they will finally fuck off.
The uniquely American experience of turning on the police scanner after dropping g your kid off at public school
𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛�.. @KLobstar
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i bless the rains dow.. @Chinchillazllla
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law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
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Shotgun seed sower @ArmyStrang
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bitch man 🔆 @asstreee
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Jay Erickson @TheBird_MN
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𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛�.. @KLobstar
92K Followers 1K Following leading social media food scientist | 3d printer guy | stuff I make https://t.co/6wFoCu7oTV | contact: [email protected]
law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
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ChuckleBone @chuckle_bone
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Very Important People @VIPeopleShow
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The Pigeon @The_Pigeon
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Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
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mike? @mike_davvn
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50K Followers 4K Following Management: [email protected] https://t.co/E0mxswbKuY
Rachel Stevens @MsRachelStevens
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Jo O’Meara @joomeara
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LDCBoston @LDCBoston
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Abigail Balfe 🏳️.. @abigailbalfe
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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
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Echo @EchoTrainingOrg
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14K Followers 9K Following My eggs are expired, I ran out of bread, my husband got fired. I wish I was dead. https://t.co/IVfhz3nNnT https://t.co/eY8BG3lLqc
Definitely not a Coat.. @ItsCoatiSeason
302 Followers 183 Following deranged astrophysicist (he/they)
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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@KLobstar She is saying the lady still has good knees
Touring is so fun but no new music for a while cuz I refuse to deliver you guys some watered down material and wanna make sure every person who bought a ticket gets my undivided attention hope y’all understand!
@KLobstar LOL unsurprisingly has the same eating habits as you.
@KLobstar have your priest and your plumber on speed dial but I say go for it
@KLobstar That's the freedom And the gator piss
@MrsKlobstar @KLobstar I'm so glad my wife only roasts me in person
@MrsKlobstar @KLobstar We love a gal with receipts ✍🏽
@KLobstar @MrsKlobstar meh but at the very least you’re whitening the bucket
@KLobstar @MrsKlobstar Oh I just put the toothpaste right on the popcorn. Cleans the bucket and my teeth at the same time.
@MrsKlobstar My wife often calls me out when I’m watching tv standing up behind the couch like an old man
Tell me you’re turning 30 this year without telling me you’re turning 30
1995 was 25 years ago so please excuse me while I take myself out to pasture
@MrsKlobstar Man your whole family rocks. Legit made my day to hear you guys all laughed. Super cool:)
@KLobstar I can do a British accent that isn’t as good as I think it is
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